A French Derpy full of Salt

I dreamed of me being Incineroar from Pokémon fighting Richter Belmont in a Super Smash Bros battle while being at Sawmill from Team Fortress 2.

I dodge every spammy projectiles he threw at me, everybody was running away from the fight while kicking the sh*t out of him.

I wake up, shaking like being injected with adrenaline and with a big smile on my face.

It was a good dream.

You'll never believed what I saw in SteamVR, a MLP figurine of Twilly at the Valve place:

That was quite the surprise.

It's awesome being yourself, it's what's around you that sucks.

I've been kicked out of 5 servers by my own team for cheating/hacking in Team Fortress 2.

It has been a good day.

When they invented the atomic bomb they were afraid it was going to catch the atmosphere on fire and burn up the whole Earth, but they did it anyway. That took balls. Not us, though. The only people taking the risks were the ones who didn't understand them in the first place. We're not brave, we're just stupid.

Who need accuracy when you have good concealment?

Today, all of my teachers are not working and I basically have a free day.

Today, I am sick as peck.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

To show you the power of Flex Tape,

I just cut this post in half!

I love people that defend Epic Games, they always switch between "it's good for the competition! It forces Steam to offer better!" and "90% of Steam's features are useless".

No hipsters. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding.

NO WAIT, HAMSTERS! NO HAMSTERS!

A termite walks into a bar and asks: “Where’s the bar tender?”

Why does the sibling-less writers always write sibling being nice to each other like "Hey, sis!".

The truth is "Hey, dipshit"

You know what's in my mind?

Doritos, extra spicy, with ham, to make a hamburger, with the dorito in the center and the ham at the ends.

Gosh, I'm hungry.

Welp, Tiny Tina ain't Tiny anymore. AND WHERE'S MISTER TORGUE FLEXINTON? I WANT TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

Ah, tick-tick-tock. Is that the sound of a Geiger counter or my lifespan counting down? It's both!

That's right. Here at Black Mesa, when we talk about "half-life," we mean it in more ways than one.

So make your peace, and come to Black Mesa.

Here, you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, escape countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared, tired, and alone!

A Hat in Time done in 1:32:02!

Old time was 1:46:29

I would never vaccinate my kids. It's unnatural, expensive and dangerous.

I will take my kids to the doctor so he can vaccinate them instead.

The SFM pony models are planned in maybe 2 weeks, when I'll have more free time.

On the 30th tour of MvM in TF2, I got my 2nd australium!

An australium Minigun, and I've put the Professional Killstreak Minigun Kit I've crafted 2 weeks ago.

From 3.60€ to 80€, I'm so happy.

So, about the improved SFM poney models. I can't have more than 96 flexes (facial expressions), so, I can't have the eyebrows AND the mouth moving in the same model.

So, I'll try with the old fillies models.

Almost a year ago, I was compiling SFM pony models for others. There's now a filly model that I can use and a 3rd version of adults model.

Should I come back making those models?

Those chickens are up to something. The plot chickens.

I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk.

He's essentially a giant banner.

Did you know a group of piranhas can eat a child in 30 seconds?

Anyways, I got fired from the aquarium, today.