A French Derpy full of Salt
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This is the moment where I hate life sometimes. I'm sick, cold and you know when you're about to sneeze but it doesn't come out?
Yeah, that but with vomit.
FOR 6 HOURS!
AND IT'S NOT DONE!
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Now that I think of it, I think I remember how I "burned out" my old CPU.
45 Cluster nukes on Garry's mod.
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I love when you say you passed 10 hours on the computer, they all go crazy, but 10 hours on the TV watching movies?
Totally fine.
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I shall rename OVERWATCH to "the game gave me spammy ability that I called spam"
or even:
Game: Can you aim?
Player: No...
Game: good, here's some ability and character that don't need to aim and you will be called a "pro".
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Poor Stan Lee, our greatest hero of our time.
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CARROTS ARE THE NERDS OF THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM.
CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES THAT ADD “THEY’RE*” TO A POST.
CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES WHO ASK YOU TO CITE SOURCES EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE SOURCES OF THEIR OWN.
CARROTS WORRY THAT MAYBE THE WORLD IS GETTING “TOO PC”
CARROTS LEAVE A FACEBOOK CONVERSATION WITHOUT COMMENTING WHEN IT ISN’T GOING THE WAY THEY WANT
CARROTS USE THE HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO HANDICAPS OKAY NOW THAT I’M TYPING THIS ONE OUT I REALIZE THEY HAVE NO ARMS LEGS OR EYES SO THEY PROBABLY QUALIFY YEAH NEVERMIND ON THIS ONE
CARROTS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO GETS ANGRY DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES IS TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
CARROTS MAKE SUPER SPECIFIC ORDERS IN THE DRIVE-THRU AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN A DETAIL’S WRONG
CARROTS TRY TO RETURN THINGS WITHOUT THE RECEIPT
CARROTS DON’T GIVE THEIR COWORKERS CREDIT WHEN A GROUP PROJECT IS TURNED IN
CARROTS USE THE GROUP TEXT FUNCTION FOR ONE ON ONE CONVERSATIONS
CARROTS LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL
CARROTS DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CASUAL GAMERS AND REAL GAMERS
CARROTS SEND ANON HATE
CARROTS
CAN
NOT
JUST
F*CKING
CHILL
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You wanna spend 2 hours of nothingness? well... I ONLY HAVE 1 QUESTION FOR YOU. EXPLOSIONS??
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I just want a shirt with "People disagreeing with you is not oppression." written on it.
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By all my power, I shall now say.
I HAVE IT! BUCK YEAH!
oh, and btw:
Only 8 players got it, and I'm in it!
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What if, when we woke up from a dream, it's because our brain crashed on a texture or an entity, like:
Dream_Seq.exe has crashed: Logic++ exception
Could not load texture because IDream3D9::CreateTexture call failed.
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Imagine if Valve goes at E3 and on their video, only put a crowbar with nothing else.
Imagine the explosion in all of our minds.
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In two hours, I'll do my test of driver license, wish me good luck and not running over kids with fortnite costumes!
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I want a book of a point of view of alien on us and being amazed by our talents and daily life and stuff.
Like "They put metal in their teeth to move them correctly! They eat deadly spicy vegetables daily! It would kill any animal but they EAT IT!"
or even "If their construction break down because the nature is shaking, they rebuild it AT THE SAME PLACE and EVEN BETTER than the previous one!" and such...
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I love Fortnite for keeping cancerous kids out of my games, by Celestia, I was sick of those XBOX microphones kids.
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can someone put pinkie pie serving cupcakes below this update note? I really want to see this happening...
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Does dogs think that other animals are just different type of dogs?
Like humans are big dogs on 2 legs, a cat is just a angry dog or a fly is just a very small annoying dog?
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It's hard to tell whether a non-talking animal understands the idea of "different species", because words are human inventions and "species" is one with such a narrow definition.
I don't think most animals are stupid enough to believe a very different-looking animal actually behaves and communicates the same way they do. They might try to communicate with, say, humans the way they do with each other; the same way we humans speak to animals knowing full well they don't understand our words. Species that were bred to live with humans, especially dogs, actually can interpret our body language and facial expressions; and cats don't typically meow at each other, only at humans.
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What happen if we propose an vaccine against autism for anti-vaxxers?
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Problem with that is, if anti-vaxers see that vaccination isn't necessary to protect their child, it can encourage them to speak up (and be even more obnoxious) and make them look credible. Since they'd have a logical-sounding argument, more parents would be tempted to skip vaccination, thus effectively erasing herd immunity in the long run.
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That kinda goes against the anti-vaxxer philosophy though... They have a reason (very legitimate in their eyes) for not vaccinating their children, and since they're convinced of being right, they'll wanna play vigilante.
Not to mention many of them also claim that children must get sick to gain immunity, so they'll want other parents to go anti-vax as well.
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51 6 and 500 in roman numbers.
I M LIVID
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Star Trek is transphobic cause they have transphasic torpedoes.
I heard someone made a belt made entirely of clocks and watches. Sounds like a complete waist of time.
What do you call the dangly bit at the back of a furry's throat? the uwula~
Why did the caveman refuse to grow facial hair while carving himself a home? Because shaving is caving.
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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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The poster below is stupid!
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Life is like a game of chess.
I don't know how to play chess.
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