Princess Celestia Pon

*Head bobs into view*

Soooooooooo! Lemme get this straight, if I can! Ain't never been much myself for anything but crooked thought!

 So this whole "Soltice" thing happens in Equestria too then? Longer days of sunlight n' all that? Then that means you're up there adjusting every little twinge that glowing ball makes, every moment of every hour of every day? Goshahowdy! You must not get enough time to yourself for a snack or bathroom break, much less being free to do any governmenting!

  Take my advice! Just SAY that you're the only thing keeping the Sun up! That way you're important enough to keep in power, but unimportant enough to discourage contenders. Let the populace govern themselves & give them somewhere to look up to and peace will follow!

  ...Unless I've already told you that aeons ago... and this has all been a millennia long con that evolved into near-religion...  but Sequence of Events has never been my strong suit!

 Schmantics!