Discord

You mean EX, with a capital E and X! *chocking as she grab his neck and proof away from her grip* One thing I know for sure that remain unchanged about you is that you can really ‘clingy’. But sorry, you just lost your chance with this handsome draconequus! That can be rearranged. *He snapped his finger and proof turned Cosmos into a size of a mouse* Stick and stone may break my bone but little cosmos just got own!

Hah! I rather be still as a statue than seeing my looney ex again!

Oh dear Celestia noo! Not YOU! *Discord’s ex*

How in the world of Equestria we’re losing to some fins??? Hurry up teams, let’s hustle, hustle, hustle and get these points in!!

Discord smiled and made a tie appear around his neck. "I plan to form a movement simply called The Cult of Discord! Everypony is welcome to come join my club and follow me into a future filled with anarchy!" He stopped his little speech when he heard Shiny's words. "Excuse me? It's been WHAT?!" He facepalmed and groaned in irritation. "Ponies can't be using something with power that great! It should be in MY hands alone! At least I'm competent with tools such as that!"

"I'm glad to see SOMEONE here appreciates my talents! If you weren't so pushy about your little reporting habits, I'd consider making you my protege." He gasped! "I should start my own movement!"

Taken aback by the sudden sternness in her voice, Discord let the toad fly away and stared. "Well, there's no need to get all stuck up about it! Honestly, some people these days have no sense of humour in their bodies." He materialised a toothpick and began playing with it. "Now, about this artefact, my curiosity has been most piqued. Am I mistaken about hearing about some sort of division going on involving teams?"

With a little smirk, he replied "You see? A little dash of disorder is never out of line!" He summoned one of the toads towards him and stroked its head in his lap like a cat. "I bet you wish I wasn't leashed right now, eh?"

Discord let out a low growl before resigning himself. "Fine! Fine, fine, fine. I solemnly swear on my darling friend that I will not, under any circumstances, do anything that will harm another! ...With the only circumstance being that they annoy me enough because it would be their own fault," he muttered under his breath. "Now, I overheard you little equines talking about some sort of... artefact?"

"Gah- No! You can't do that! Fluttershy, as my friend, you have to let me spread my wings a little bit! I-I mean, YOU'RE NOT-" he stopped and stared off in defeat. "You got me. You must know her very well." Immediately, he sat down in disappointment and crossed his arms in a huff. "Yes, it even started a brand new phrase: "When frogs fly". I think it has quite a nice ring to it, don't you think?" Behind @Shiny Silvermoon's back, he snapped his fingers towards a group of toads hopping nearby, causing bat wings to spread out.

Discord swiftly turned and booped the little pony's nose rather firmly. "And who might YOU be? Did I ask for you to interrupt my airtime?" He swiped the foil hat off of her and slapped it onto his own head. "The hecklers! Always trying to censor my stories! It's a conspiracy, I tell you!" He removed it and flung it right off like a discus. "Anyway, my dearest Fluttershy wouldn't mind if I spruced things up a little around here."

Discord smirked and turned to find the little unicorn staring right up at him. "Well, well, well! If it isn't the nosy little stickybeak who came snooping around while I was BUSY trying to experiment on some frogs a few months back. What a pleasure to see you again, my dear. Did you want to press on about my personal life? When I was 16, I tried my hand at forming a garage band with some old college roommates which never went fa-"

As though the screaming was some kind of summoning enchantment, a burst of fire arose from the ground. From it, arose a tall, slender being. "Screams can only mean one thing! Somepony is going crrrrrazy!" The draconequus laughed as he walked the grounds of the surface, stretching his limbs every possible and impossible way. "You would not BELIEVE what it was like down there! Ran into an ex, got my nap interrupted, received this very nasty cramp in my leg, and for what?"

Discord stared into the darker chasms and immediately released the pony. "C-Cosmos..." he was taken aback. What was she doing down here? He thought he was safe. "It's a real displeasure seeing you again. I've been coming down here for years now and not once have you reared your ugly head." he snapped his fingers and summoned a cup of tea to sip. "Ho-hum, what a drab day this is turning out to be."

The abyss was warm and cozy for a creature such as this. It got cold travelling through the endless vacuum of space. The abyss was a sort of retreat. But when one looks in, well... It was time to party. And it was slightly irritating since it interrupts his nap and he can't get back to sleep for another 5 hours. "Doth my ears deceive me or did I hear what sounded like 'fun'?" A lion's paw gripped onto this Earth pony and dragged him down. "Well, well, would you look at who should arrive at such an inconvenient moment." Discord smirked as he pet the pony. "Something strange is happening up there."

@Princess Silky @Nitobit @Brony Number 42 @Silverspark184 @Shiny Silvermoon @Saturn Ring @Nook Cranny @Skylight Scintillate Discord takes a moment to pan towards the Camera, "Pardon me for breaking the fourth wall - but this Event has now been concluded! It was a blast of Chaos for all! Now, how about that?!" he cheered as he would take a moment to thank the sponsors of the event @Props Valroa and @TBD. The TV screen would switch to the ending scene of the Event. Up next is the 2023 World Cup! So, stay tuned for that! (OOC: I thank everyone for posting and contributing to this event! I hope you all had fun! There will be more to come in the future! - Props )

Discord would look to Pinkie and smirk to her malevolently. "Just be glad that I didn't pay Celestia a visit this year!" he chuckled deviously. "But fine! Fluttershy wouldn't like it..." he looked away, a look of slight shame coming across his face when he imagined Fluttershy's reaction to what he did. At least it seemed fine now.

@Sir Hugsalot @Stellar Crescentmoon @Silverspark184 @Brony Number 42 @Skylight Scintillate @Nitobit @Nook Cranny @TheRockARooster Discord would grab Magloria and shove her right into the Party Canon's confetti, making sure she got the most of it. Discord was cackling and chuckling endlessly at this - while Magloria gave Pinkie Pie a serious stare, but she huffed and looked into her eyes. Her face was almost that of a filly almost about to have a meltdown. "Say whatever you like, that's not my point here..." she grumbled, seeming to let the situation go for a moment. Discord would look to Pinkie and made a pouty face slightly. "Ugh! Fine! It was only a fraction of what I had in mind, but good enough, I suppose!" he would say as Magloria shoved her way out of his claws, and Discord crossed his arms and looked away like a child who was just scolded. He seemed to back off a little bit and went silent for a bit. But still, he occasionally giggled and cackled to himself, finding the whole situation to be absolutely hilarious. Magloria would stride towards @Sir Hugsalot. She'd stand in front of him, and glance back to Pinkie and the others for a second as she spoke. "I don't expect anything from anyone.... You don't have to even like me. You can hate me for all I care, I never trust anyone...let alone stallions..." she said in a low tone, her snoot almost touching his. Magloria would use her magic to force the confetti off of herself, crumbling it into a collection. She was tempted to throw it at Vibrant, but she was being serious here. "But it seems as though I cannot make her strong. She's done that on her own...without me..." Magloria pulled away and looked down, feeling as if she's failed. While Magloria was talking Discord made some weird face gestures, his head turning into a birdhouse for no reason! Magloria turned to Nook and narrowed her eyes. "I would never hurt her. I don't know why you would say such a thing." Magloria scowled at her and shook her head. "No talk. Go find her, bring her to me, and you will be cured. Then after, you are free to go." she said, her stare never lightening up as she watched Nook do what she was doing with Silky's feather. "Afterward, I, my daughter, and...*sighs* you and will leave...together..." Magloria said, looking to Vibrant, seeming to begrudgingly accept him now. Discord simply rolled his eyes at Nook and stuck his tongue out of his birdhouse of a head. This was funny to him no matter what Nook was saying. "Whatever you say! This is a jolly good show, if I say so myself! Trying to distract me like that just adds to the entertainment value!" he shouted, and after a stare from Magloria, he'd go silent, letting Nook focus for the moment. Magloria unfortunately ignored @Silverspark184's comment. The adults were talking, after all. Magloria thought SilverSpark needed someone to teach her to stay in line, and go play along with the other fillies her age.

@Nook Cranny @Stellar Crescentmoon @Brony Number 42 @Silverspark184 Magloria would look to Bart and scoff slightly at him. She gave him a devious smirk as she pulled out a rapier from...somewhere. "Unfortunately for you - you aren't the only one with training here." she said, her eyes staring a hole in Bart's soul. Discord chuckled at this. "There is no fun in simply asking! Come on, are we a bunch of bored office ponies or what?! Why the sight for sore eyes, Bart? Can't you see what fun this all was?! Why can't anyone appreciate a good joke?" he bellowed and walked over to Bart and grabbed Bart's sword. "Hmm, I've seen better back in my day..." he said with a disappointed look, and gave the sword back. Discord looked to Nook. "Feh! If everyone's this lame then I'll go after CELESTIA. Good idea, actually. Great thinking, Discord!" he chortled and looked away, then back to Nook with a devious grin. Magloria also looked to Nook. "The deal was - if I was to help him with this...prank, that this situation would be used to bring her to me." Magloria said with narrowed eyes as she looked to Nook. "You will be fixed, as for something of hers..." Magloria would reach into her saddlebag and pull out a pink pegasus feather. "I found this sometime ago. It is one of her feathers. It's as good as it gets. Now go out, and search. She won't come to me. But perhaps she'll come to you." Magloria sighed.

@Nook Cranny @Princess Silky @Sir Hugsalot @Skylight Scintillate @Silverspark184 @Nitobit The Hooded Stallion would chuckle in a low devious tone, before he'd lurch forth. His hooves ontop of Nook Cranny. "It seems as though someone finally had the guts to say it! Someone, with the intellect figured it all out!" the stallion bellowed, and in a sudden flash of light, Discord himself was revealed - chuckling historically. "That was a jolly good show, wasn't it, my partner in crime?!" he looked to Magloria, who cheered and hollered at him in approval. "Oh wait, she's not NORMAL here! Let me get her back to her old self real quick!" Discord coughed and suddenly grabbed Magloria in his arms and shoved his claw into her chest, pulling out a blue heart from her chest. "You have a heart after all! A surprisingly large one, for a mare so cold and hateful of all the other ponies! She's gonna be awfully feisty for a bit!!!" he chuckled, and put the heart back in. He fumbled around, seemingly sifting through a large mess. Magloria, throughout this - chuckled and laughed endlessly as if she was insane. Discord stopped and pulled out the Poison joke plant itself from her and tossed it aside, and Magloria snapped back to normal. Her body as still a statue. "What. Did. You. Do?" she asked, with an accusatory stare. Her eyes could stare even the most naughty of colts into submission - but Discord didn't relent. He simply bellowed, and booped her snoot, and she bit his hand. "This isn't what I wanted!" she snapped in rage. "Oh, it is! You wanted to get your Daughter's attention, didn't you!?!?" he chuckled again as if it was the most hilarious joke in the world. "Not like this!" she hissed, looking at all the other ponies with a hateful stare. "All the rest of you like to play hero. I see you all never grew up." she said with a "hmph" and turned away, forcing herself out of Discord's grasp. Discord would then look to Nook. "It's been interesting to see a "Detective" such as yourself! Let it be known that I WANTED this to happen! If I truly wanted to, I can re-arrange your atoms across the entire MULTIVERSE with a mere thought, and yet I allow myself to stoop to such low and insignificant places such as this? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...you truly know nothing, don't you? All you running about, causing a mess! What mischief!" Discord chortled. Magloria would look to Discord. "As much as I hated every single moment of that ridiculous prank - that's not why I did this..." she growled. "I want you to bring my Daughter to me. She MUST talk with me at once. I have grown annoyed, and tired of her ignoring and avoiding me constantly! She gets away with everything, without so much as a single word to me. Just so she can perform magic and make friends..." she looked down at the floor with a slightly saddened stare. Discord looked to Magloria. "Whats she look like? Pink? Fluffy? Overly happy for no apparent reason?" Discord grinned ear to ear. "Sounds about right." Magloria said, crossing her hooves as she felt herself return to normal, feeling the lingering effects wear off from the Poison Joke. "Bring her to me, and I'll remove the Poison Joke from you all, in an instant." Magloria said, her eyes narrowing slightly as she looked at the crowd. This was directed towards the other ponies, not Discord. Discord looked to her. "I love a good plot twist!!!" he said, turning into a large cactus for no apparent reason. "Remember our deal, Discord..." Magloria's eyes narrowed as she looked to him with a harsh glare. The large cactus made a massive grin as it looked back at her.

As the ponies continue their conversation - the Hooded Stallion observes from the street. He looks at them all with a serious stare that could be felt from under his hood. The stallion stood there mysteriously, admiring the outcome. In a quiet and rasp breathe - he chuckled under his hood.

@Props Valroa @Princess Silky @Nook Cranny @Silverspark184 @Nitobit @Sir Hugsalot As the various ponies were about partying and conversing - there would be a strange hooded stallion that would enter. He'd see Magloria speaking with Silverspark, and would chuckle under his breathe in a devious manner. He'd also look at the various other ponies. It was good. He was pleased at this situation. It was going to plan. Without warning, the stallion would suddenly scream in a bellowing voice "FOOD FIGHT!!!!" at the top of his lungs and grab the nearest cake and throw it at @Nook Cranny and @Princess Silky.

*The floor would begin to rumble as suddenly the plushie would levitate, its eyes glowing from the gems within them and suddenly the giant form of Discord would emerge from the ground* Oh for GOODNESS sakes! Lunch?! Punch -- the drink?! Ehh too red... not enough red? Clearly you ponies are too hungry to think straight. Why would you summon me here? *looking towards @Aticus the Adequate* Oh, you wanted me to send him to the abyss? But he's just TOO FUN! *Discord then turned over towards @Twilight Sparkle ✨ and booped her on the nose* Why not send YOU into the dimension of chaos and nonsense? Hmmmm? c: "Oh Discord, you silly draconiquus, you can't do that! I'm the Princess of friendship!" "OHHH ! But it will be so soooo fun! C'mon c'mon c'mon! Let me ban you from the forums! You'll return." "Well, alright. If it means restoring the peace eventually from this day of nonsense. I have wings, anyway. So, I'll just fly back, eventually." "Don't worry, everypony. I'll be back from this ban! Happy Chaos Day of April the 1st! And thanks for joining on this random member event we shall be doing more of. If you're interested in being featured in an event or have an idea, reach out to any admin or Event Coordinator who can help. And watch out for any silly Draconiquus activities on this day, ya silly fillies!

So I hear there's this...thing called "March Madness"...ah nothing like a little chaos eh? Oh? Not that? Hmmm, basketball you say? Well...if it's March Madness...I'd say "Let the Madness begin!" So apparently, today is "Selection Sunday", what teams will be in? But first...let's have a little fun...I have scrambled up some team names and their colleges...do you think you have what it takes to...undo this...Madness... chuckle