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  1. Count Paradox

    i know what you're thinkin, what's barney been drinkin, that chick was smokin hot!

  2. Count Paradox

    i'll be back soon, everyone. i've gotta go eat.

  3. Count Paradox

    eats a sour warhead. face implodes from sourness.

    1. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I used to eat those things like... candy. :\

       

      At some point I got used to the sourness.

    2. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      it's been a while since i've eaten em. gotta build up tolerance again.

  4. Count Paradox

    hmmm...

  5. Count Paradox

    g'night everypony!

  6. Count Paradox

    i'm gonna try and post some of my old artwork later. you shall be impressed

  7. Count Paradox

    *dies, turns into zombeh*

  8. Count Paradox

    i reject your reality and substitute my own

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    2. Otter

      Otter

      I Adam Savage your Adam Savage and Adam Savage my Adam Savage.

    3. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      win!

    4. Caitlin Spark

      Caitlin Spark

      Adam Savageception

  9. Count Paradox

    gettin' sleepy...

  10. Count Paradox

    so... i'm gonna have some serious net lag by the time i actually get ready for bed...

  11. Count Paradox

    oh gawd... this apple pie flavored gum... it's just... gawd...

    1. Nico

      Nico

      Not sure if really good or terrible.

    2. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      really good

  12. Count Paradox

    well, i think i've done enough damage on here for one day... *sighs* bye everyone...

  13. Count Paradox

    I believe that I have just hurt someone's feelings, by way of a little joke. I apologize to you, I did not mean to injure or harm your feelings... I would never want to do that...

    1. 123457

      123457

      who

    2. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      urm... s-someone...

  14. Count Paradox

    someone, please... KILL ME NOW!!!

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    2. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      Then fail with style!

    3. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      how???

    4. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      Be creatively incorrect!

  15. Count Paradox

    that new movie warm bodies looks like it could be good

  16. Count Paradox

    HAPPY FUGGIN NEW YEAR FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE USA!!! WICHITA KANSAS BABY!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!

  17. Count Paradox

    damn, past midnight already? well, i'mma get ta bed everyone, i'll see ya later!

    1. Shiki

      Shiki

      :< Gudnight....

  18. Count Paradox

    darn... no one got the reference from my last status update...

  19. Count Paradox

    say, partner... this thing, uh... got any bite to it?

  20. Count Paradox

    all day, every day

  21. Count Paradox

    anyone wanna give me their skype so i can add em?

  22. Count Paradox

    so, did sephiroth summon meteor yet?

  23. Count Paradox

    currently learning the complete history of manga...

    1. Ron Jeremy

      Ron Jeremy

      "A bunch of guys got together and drew a bunch of tentacles!"

       

      jk. I know it's more complex than that.

       

      First they drew robot sodomy. :P

    2. Acoustic Cloud

      Acoustic Cloud

      @King K. Roop- Yep, that's about it.

    3. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      XD you guys are terrible

  24. Count Paradox

    HAPPEH BEE DAI!

  25. Count Paradox

    philosophical moment... how much time must a man spend in his life to have a life well spent?

    1. Commander Urdnot

      Commander Urdnot

      It's not about how much time you spent, but how you spent your time.

    2. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      dude, woah...

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