Treeglow Flicker

"It is impossible to be jealous of a Victorian era throwback in the shape of a novelty pencil."

What part of my projects do I work on tomorrow?

Tired and in need of a good shower.

"You must have done something to offend the Pegasi."

Howdy there! Welcome to the forums! I'm sure you'll make even more awesome friends here.

Hi there! I really love that avatar. Anyways. Welcome to the forum! May your time here be awesome.

Hello there! Welcome to the forums and stuff! I hope you have an awesome time here.

Sleepy. Definitely sleepy.

I'm not really sure you'd call them imaginary friends as such. But I do have this thought process thing where I sometimes give each aspect of myself a sort of personality and mental image depending on what I'm thinking about. Then they bounce thoughts and ideas off of each other.

I would hand them a banana and say. "Go, do a crime!"

Eccentricity and a fantastic sense of humour.

I'm actually tempted to do that now.

It usually depends on how cold the weather is. If the weather is cold, my bladder shrinks down to the size of a Terry's chocolate orange so I'm constantly having to run to the bathroom.

"Crazy and weird. But a total genius!"

Soon I shall have the rank of "Short Stack"

Seeing as the last person I texted was over two decades ago and I can't remember who it was, my answer would be nope.

"Giant burger. Big enough to crush a small child."

Then I have no choice but to go all in with an Ivor "Jest Ye Not Madam " Biggun - Blackadder

I see your Flashheart and raise you a George.

About making a curry for lunch.

"Ah yes. The improvise with whatever you have left in the cupboards and fridge maneuver."

Yeah. I've used Betamax before. When I was a toddler, much to the annoyance of my half siblings, I learned how to use the player to watch Thomas the Tank Engine on loop. It drove them mad apparently. I still love the old Beta and VHS tapes. Instant nostalgia just looking at them.

Myself on the days where I wake up and choose violence.

These two things off the top of my head. Their persistence in trying to get past my adblocker wall. I really don't need to see 30 seconds of stock footage of people looking perpetually surprised at how much it costs to insure a walrus or whatever tat they're trying to sell. Or the perfect nuclear family on a perfect sunny morning also stuck in perpetual amazement at how much they love their Kellogg's Bugger Wheat cereal. Sellers of lies! Get out of my way! I'm trying to watch Cirno ride a Roomba! The shoehorned political, news and conspiracy crap that occasionally appears in the recommended list. Things like "Oh MAH GERD!!! NUKLEAR WAR IMMINENTZ!!!" I really don't care about what magical crystal bollock they gazed into to make their asinine predictions or the purchased journalism masquerading as news. Take your social napalm to another recommendation list! It's taking away valuable spots for Touhou and MLP recommendations!