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Treeglow Flicker

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  1. I've always wanted to rule my own purgatorial realm where myself and my minions torment the spirits of dead politicians.
  2. 9:31pm

    Thank goodness this week is coming to an end. Too many concerns and too many internal adversaries trying to get in my way. The problem with troubled thoughts is that you can't ram a trident in their faces like you can with the more fleshy based problems. :unamused:

    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      I hope next week is a better one for you, my friend! :sunny: *hugs*

  3. When I saw this, I seriously thought I was hallucinating. What rank badge do you have planned next? Steve Martin and John Candy?
  4. 50 status updates while I slept? They be growing. :blink:

    Anyway! Good morning one and all! On today's to do list is to clean my room and also my  pet mouse's cage. From there on, I intend to just draw a shameless amount of ponies. For what purpose? Who knows? :kirin:

    I hope you all have a fantastic day with whatever it is you get up to. :mlp_yeehaa:

     

    1. TheRockARooster
    2. Splashee

      Splashee

      I had 64. But I heard a rumor once about a 100 for the Rooster above! (lol, I actually don't remember the exact number)

    3. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      Good morning, my friend! :D Sounds like a good plan! :yay:

      My notification count was fairly low today (in the thirties), but yesterday was different. :mlp_blink:

  5. Sleepy Kirin is sleepy. So I'm off to bed for the night.

    Time to see what sort of dreams my slumber is furnished with tonight.

    Bye for now~ :P

    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      Good night, my friend! :grin: Hopefully they're about ponies, or maybe kirin! :yay:

    2. The Recherche

      The Recherche

      Hopefully they won't involve rampaging prehistoric pigs. :D

      Jokes aside, be sure to have a lovely night. :mlp_grin:

  6. Jars While stranded out on his boat in shark infested waters. A man fights to remove a lid from a jar for an unreasonable amount of time. Spoiler alert: He drops the jar into the water and the shark swims off with it because it is a bit of a bastard.
  7. The Good, The Bed and The Ugly. A hero wakes up in bed with something that was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.
  8. The Empire Strokes Back Stormtroopers take turns to stroke Chewbacca's back.
  9. Gary Poppins Sort of like Mary Poppins. Except it's a bloke named Gary who wishes he was down the pub instead of being stuck looking after the kids.
  10. I once lost my house after betting on a horse named Sad Ken.
  11. Not sure if this one has been posted yet. But here ya go.
  12. When I arrived on the crime scene, I had intially thought that the victim had been poisoned. But on closer inspection of their body, it soon became clear that they had been harpooned in the face and run over.
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