Treeglow Flicker

A mug in the shape of Rainbow Dash's head.

HONK!

I write and draw manga. Also just write and draw in general. I also take a sledgehammer to random points in reality in the hope of someday breaking the fourth wall.

In the event of finding yourself frustrated out of boredom or just suffering from general feelings of unsettledness. Just repeat this sound: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

"Y'know Pippa... If something interesting doesn't happen soon. I think I'm going to eat these flowers out of pure unbridled frustration. But at least you're happy in your cage."

I'm graded as "Grade A Top Shelf Good Stuff" Seriously though. I escaped the whole school thing years ago.

Back in my teens, when I was still working as an apprentice electrician. I was given the task of fitting up some office ceiling lights in a building that was being completely renovated. There were carpenters, decorators and builders all working on different parts throughout the building. Everything was pretty much coming to an end and being finished off. These were the things I was fitting for reference: I had several large rooms to do. A lot of climbing up and down a step ladder, grabbing another fitting each time and slowly making my way from ceiling tile to ceiling tile. Anyway, while fitting one of the lights, it suddenly came loose and smacked me on the head as I was descending the step ladder. Didn't really hurt, but when I gathered my bearings, I noticed there was one of the painter and decorators looking at me through the office window laughing his head off. To add to it all. He was deaf and communicated through sign language. So during lunch I had the joy of watching him sign language to the other workers what he saw. With his colleague translating for everyone. That made me feel pretty stupid.

Household chores. As soon as I clean something, brother dearest makes a mess. It is a thankless task without end. (If you're going to just dump your dishes in the sink, dear brother. At least scrape them off and rinse them first...)

Yep. But I like to act like an diot to lure people into a false sense of security. Then BLAM! Smack them in the head with the clever stick!

I don't have a phone to take into the bathroom. I sometimes take a book in there though if I'm going to be in there a while.

Biscuits. That is all.

Intriguing and entertaining responses to status updates.

Hey @Jeric! I just knocked over a tin full of biscuit crumbs on my bedroom carpet. Guess who is getting the blame!

"That's a bloody big trifle."

I am a girl who had the horrible misfortune of being born a boy. I once worked in a security bank vault as a cashier and handled millions of pounds in cash on a daily basis. I have a dirty mind and a dirty sense of humour to go with it. I was once randomly approached by a group of French college students who took turns to have their picture taken with me while I was waiting for the school bus. I was the student vice president of my secondary school and was forced to deliver speeches during presentation evenings. I once attempted to slice a Pringle can in half with a blunt katana while on holiday in Wales. I once broke several windows on a construction site when I was a child just to hear the breaky noises.

Okay then.

We're off to Button Moon, we'll follow Mr Spoon~

I sometimes like listening to the forest temple theme from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time when I go to sleep. It started out as a way of trying to provoke the temple to appear in my sleep. I kind of have a fascination for that place. But I discovered that listening to the theme gives me the awesome benefit of being asleep, yet being awake just enough to work on stuff in my mind. Not always a sure fire thing though.

Why is Cerberus the happiest of all the dogs? It can eat, bark and lick its butt all at the same time.

Love is the answer. Although some fear can go a long way towards making sure that nobody takes advantage of my pleasant nature. But I'd rather be surrounded by people who love me than fear me. Better to save the whole blanketing an area with a dozen miniture suns thing for those with dishonest and immoral intent.

Most of these have been from when I've startled myself awake. There are times where I wake up and don't know who or where I am and it takes a couple of seconds for it all to come back to me. There's probably a load of other gibberish ones that I can't remember. "This isn't my hand!" "Who am I again?" "Human?!" "Wrong world! Wait..."

Here's mine. I usually lean towards using a lot of psychic and dark type pokemon. Outside of them, you can pretty much always guaruntee that I'll have a Ninetales on my team.

"I think I'm going to just leave the recycling bin beneath the letter box."