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TotallyNotNyx

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About TotallyNotNyx

  • Birthday 2003-08-05

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    Paige❤#9693

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  • Gender
    Female
  • Location
    West London
  • Personal Motto
    Kick names. Take ass
  • Interests
    Bullying women

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  • Favorite Forum Section
    Equestria Girls

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    Coloratura
  • Best Anthropomorphic FiM Race
    Alicorn
  • Best Princess
    Nyx / Twilight
  • Best Mane Character
    Applejack / Twilight
  • Best CMC
    Apple Bloom / Nyx
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Coloratura / Derpy
  • Best Episode
    The Mane Attraction / The Perfect Pear
  • Best Song
    Equestria, The Land I Love
  • Best Season
    5

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  1. Uno sometimes such weird things happen that I can't help but laugh.

    Like one time, some old guy comes up to me while I'm shopping and asks why I have my son with me in work

    1. Work?? I was 15 years old and was just out shopping. I wasn't even wearing any of the supermarket's uniform lool.

    2. Son?? Da hell, why would I have a 2 year old son at the age of 15 (it was actually my younger brother)

    I just started laughing so hard, that everyone started staring at me.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I went to party city and was twice mistaken for a female.

    3. lyrabetes3939

      lyrabetes3939

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna Wow, how did that happen?

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      The first time was when I was in high school and had long hair. This lady saw me from behind and goes “Can I help you ma’am?”

      I turn. She goes “*gulp* ...sir?”

      the second time I had short hair and a beard and this lady goes “Can I help you miss?” She was looking at my face.

      am I a bearded lady?

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