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My prayers are heard.
My grandmother luckily has found an open store near their condominium. I'm able to pay my internet bill.
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This is the best story ever and you can't tell me otherwise.
SpoilerThere once upon time was someone called John who never said thanks John for chewing my baguette. John also gesticulated towards a young mime who performed loudly. The cactus farted on the apples peed bacon. Princess Luna barfed a chicken sandwich and soviet tea was exploded by cereal killers who’s nephews often urinated. Ponies bit rotten apples weekly vomiting cider behind Rarity’s huge chicken girlfriend while Spike stares to the sky fantasizing about Ember but...murderers no noodles. Once eons ago there was a mule climbing a shrub but died.
Never before urinating was so public because Derpy smelled extraordinary. Her muffins molted while typing out romance novels. Elephants gently rolled dead it seemed sad. Crazy ponies trotted furiously towards the ravine while Discord caused an cows to lactate coffee boiling lava served cold with marshmellows roasted on there humanity. Coco garbage vigorously while Kirins picked poison apples. He who scratches doggos gets no muffins because pancakes are striking superior poses.
Those lousy idiots were attacking a butterfly whilst dancing terribly. And so we banished all the small died shirts. The soviet tank cried because it tripped helpless Americans. Are pissed because me. But english antidisestablishmentarians fumbled their donuts and pockets of resistance starfighters who attacked me. They ran to a… Walmart to steal uncommon idiots. Sometimes there’s kittens frolicking stupidly into woodchippers because Celestia exploded. Stop doing idiotic things like kicking babies while spinning a… chicken egg and banana pudding. Luna and Celestia were farting with Cadance and accidentally killed Discord.
Meanwhile, my butt exploded like a balloon. Donkey Kong stole Mario’s dead Princess Peach because Wario died. This was fun but we forgot the celebratory cupcake and whiskey jellybeans. Friendship was destroyed by eggs made from chocolate milk. Spike finally received recognition for his generosity towards apple idiots. The two idiots said at night YouTube is drunk. They went into the bar and fought with a crooked painting that belonged together in basement. Is this noodle baby sweet or baby sour? Legend has it that this game was dead inside, so it ate adorable pictures instead. Death was a fun curse and back that engulfed everyone, even so foals. John adventure to Lyra gravestone exploded without warning John was dyed orange and purple.
My house lit up in vomit and huskies just died bleh and Corona. Their bodies transformed into Megatron drugs and alcohol gel. Which could possibly eliminate all tacos with guacamole and blood. The printer was sparkling with a diamond luminescent piece of glowing radioactive green Uranium. Sharks with lasers for eyes raved Rara as an Chimera Nyx gigantic chicken threw the donuts into space. However a astroid hurtled towards Earth with heaps of baby axolotls being born despite their current pizza deficiency situation. Toppings flew from planet Cybertron to Equestria which alienated Celestia to the moon.
Strawberries dance huh all that jazz was smooth kazoo pooped everywhere blossoming ever for justice. She died after Sailor Moon punished Queen Beyrl because the government helped to save Radiohead at brunch as astronauts ate. Applesauce barfed yuck pie ponies killed Dumbledore I cried when Sparklefan died. However bombs fell mysterious chocolate atom exploded on impact with astronomical powers.
RaraLover romanced TotallyNyx soap in the face exploded with explosive diarrhea and coronavirus affected everyone. The ponies danced happily until Discord burst out sandwich flying above the butt Twilight tasered policemen. What does Emerald eat for life it's terrible but we survive. Last Friday laughing gotta get down the drain to Earth transform magically into Silver Surfer moon the sailor who Mars Jupiter died.
Crazar at poisonous rocks that were surprisingly delicious smelled as awful as your Mom.
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Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another 
Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing 
And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting 
I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly 
I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference 
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Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
"We can't keep people on lockdown with no end in sight." Thank you Ron Desantis!
I love our governor, he's got common sense unlike a LOT of politicians.
Also, I am a proud supporter of Trump but at the moment I am disappointed with how he's been handling this "pandemic". I feel like he could do more to keep everything from closing down, especially for those of us who are struggling financially with this. Our beaches were shut down due to the fact that "young people didn't heed the "social distancing" rule"
I think closing down everything and this whole "social distancing" concept is very stupid. This is my opinion. And to the people who are hoarding water, canned goods, bread, toilet paper, cleaning supplies, etc.....please stop.
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Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
Is there anything more infuriating than the constant drip of a pipe? Is it really too much to ask for a simple solution to actually work for once without the problem having some sort of loophole that defies any reason for existing? I had plans for these next few days. Plans to progress with my life in the hope that I could somehow work towards a place of feeling content. Instead I'm damned to push a proverbial boulder up a hill, time and time again only to have some clod at the top ready to push back down again. Year after bloody year.
Oh mark my words. There will be something new waiting for me once I've gotten this next problem sorted. I'll sit down and think that I finally have time to work towards my hopes and dreams and for a chance to actually feel alive. Then suddenly, something else will crop up to delay it all once again as always, Then I'll have to deal with it without thanks or any kind of reward, because that's what I do apparently. Fight on regardless. Every new ordeal only makes me stronger. Always there to face any problem head on. Fighting on and on in the hope that I will somehow find where I want to be and who I want to be.
Positive thinking and optimism have worn rather thin over the past thirty plus years. I want my slice of the pie now. No calming down. No deep breaths. No sweeping anger or frustration under the carpet. It's all made sport of me long enough. Know my pure and unrelenting feelings and emotions, dear reality. I'm furious and I would very much appreciate what is due to me if you would be so kind.
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Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
Good morning everypony. How's it going?
It seems the 6 feets rule finally kicked in up here in Japan
I went to the food court for lunch yesterday and half the tables were gone, each table now 6 feets apart from another Not a calibrated 6 feets, but that's more a me thing And they got these signs on the floor where the next pony in line is suppose to stand while waiting I know I'm a little behind what most is going on in Europe and the States, Japan just doesn't seem to want to get on board as quickly I was sorting through my profile last night and totally forgot about this second commission I ever got, probably because it took a year to get
Oh how different my commissions would have been if this was my first reference -
*When I'm watching a youtube video and I instantly recognize the background music is from "Turtles in Time"*
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