Phoenix Dirac Wright

Anyone want to play Mann vs Machine?

Why does all of the interesting stuff happen while I sleep..

"YES! FUCKING WORLD DOMINATION!" Quote by Toaster of Fallout New Vegas.

Few hours in, I've only drawn digitally the base sketch of my labsuit guy. Going for one of those long awesome lab suits.

Awww crap. I left my phone charger in my pa's room and he locked the door and my phone's out of battery and I need my phone to play Diablo 3 because of the authenicator.. F*ck.

I notice I've been swearing alot lately.. What is wrong with me?

I was in a dream, I was having lots of fun. And then it got nightmares and blew up. Now I will have to brave the rest of the night.

Soon I shall make an avatar with a labsuit. B*tches loves labsuits.

Fabrication of an artificial life. But hey, at least it's a life.

I was in a train, I was having loads of fun.. and then it blew up.

Well, the runthrough of Marco's Ace Attorney in Japanese shall be continued tomorrow. Lookin foward to it.

Anyone else notice the notification thingy is a different icon nao?

Should I write my About Me page now? I feel slightly motivated but I'm also superlazy.

Full circle, walked your road - now back again. All comes back to one thing.

Soooo... How the f*ck am I even sopposed to navigate the depths of 4chan?

All of the status updates up to now feel so.. short!

Winding back the clock 4 minutes before death and trying to save a life in the process, hoping for a new present.

I wish I had friends.

Ghost trick: Phantom Detective is possibly the greatest game I've ever played and seen on the iOS. Brilliant.

The end of a night.. I'm glad it's over.

Violets are blue Roses are red I bequeath unto thee, a boot to the head.

Why's everyone going to sleep? It's only 4 p.m. here!

Soooo... I am now going to research the conspiracy of the "Automatically generated message".

Drinking 5 bottles of 1.5 liter root beer to soothe the brain of pain and confusion.

Fookin endermen and their ability to teleport ot me in random daylight.