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Tiaaaaa

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  • Birthday 1990-09-26

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  1. Of course not! The Almighty Celestia has no need for disguises! Nope, no need at all. Definitely not.
  2. Oh do you now? And can you prove that? In a court of Equestrian law? How can you be certain? Are you sure it wasn't, say, Molestia? After all she was the one antagonizing you earlier wasn't she? How can we be sure it wasn't YOU? That's right! I'm on to your game! You set your own house on fire with the power of my magnificent sun! And then you tried to frame me because you found out I ate you cake! How dare you pervert my wonderful gift you traitor! To the dungeon with him! ...Seriously, where are my guards? BECAUSE I JUST AM, OKAY?! Why's everyone always hounding me?! 'Hey, Ce
  3. Of course not! I'm perfect in every way. Absolutely nothing for me to regret seeing as I'm just that flipping amazing and beautiful and radiant. You see, it's difficult to regret anything when you're never wrong.
  4. Yes! Do that! Quickly! Before you find out!
  5. ...He's not buying it! Quickly! Dispose of the evidence! ONOMNOMNOMNOM! Of course I do, Big Sexy. But I love it when EVERYPONY calls me Big Sexy. I'm afraid you're not special there. Except Lil' Pip. Little traitor creeps me right the tartarus out. Oh yeah, she likes to sound all dramatic, but ya wanna know the real story? Ever heard of a Pangalactic Gargleblaster? Let's just say that after that the comments of 'go screw yourself princess' start to sound less like insults and more like ideas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run, run, fast as you can, can't catch me I'm the
  6. Oh-ho-ho, is that so? Hmmm... Oh, Molestia, dear... whatever relation you are to me, contrary to my previous comments I have completely turned my opinion of you around and becoming one with you would, in fact, be quite bearable! I even have a present for you to show my good intentions! It's not a trap in any way so you mine as well go ahead and accept it and then turn your back to it immediately upon reception. It... um... looks prettier that way.
  7. Defence? Huh... I never even considered that. I just liked laughing when ponies went missing and turned up again 50 or 60 years older. HIL-arious. Bonus points if they had no friends or family to miss them. Oh, you mean against Dr. Whooves! Yes, I do suppose they do a good job of keeping her distracted.
  8. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! Why is this such a problem around here? Alright, another new law! All bathrooms in the palace will be clearly marked as such. Oh! And we can mark them based on what gender they're for too! That should cut down on the issue of people walking into the wrong bathrooms all the time you all keep suing me about. Two birds with one stone. Ah I'm such a genius. Oh, that's an easy one! Because you're my subject, of course. You're just that freakin' awesome. Just like everyone else. Oh no you don't! I already tried that once! I was itching in places a pony sho
  9. Slendermane... Slendermane... Why does that sound so familiar? I'm sure I've heard it somewhere but I just can't seem to remember. Oh well. Must not have been important. You! What are you doing out of your cage?! What's she doing out of her cage? I thought we had rules here, ponies!
  10. Now that's more of an attitude befitting one of my subjects! Okay, let her go about her business. She's obviously seen the error of her ways. In fact, now that you've turned your attitude around, and seeing as you have a monocle, I happen to find myself out an adviser. Perhaps you'd fare better in such a position? ...I'm tempted to turn my order back around now just to see the look on your face but I remember the last time we had to clean pony blood off the palace floor. The place smelled like cotton candy for weeks! Okay, new order! No more executions in the royal throne room. I'm not ent
  11. Well, you see... Hold up here! I may have to institute a new one question per pony law. Hmm, new rule, everyone. Everypony is only allowed to ask one question. Ever. In their entire life. I imagine this will make learning in school more difficult, but that's alright because if you had to ask questions in school then you obviously didn't want to learn anyway. Don't question your princess's logic! It is flawless! And this decree is NOT hasty or reactionary. When you come to realize how much more difficult your lives have become take solace in the fact that your princess is no longer annoye
  12. Tiaaaaa! There's a name I haven't seen in eons. Glad to see you back! You've been missed. :(

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      Tiaaaaa

      Awww, thanks. I kinda missed being here, actually. Place sure has changed a lot, though. Good job on creating such a successful forum!

  13. Late, I realize (in more waysthan one) but OH MY LUNA THAT WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER!

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