Tiaaaaa

You get a hug. And also a fluttershy. Don't be lonely. Please enjoy them at your earliest convenience. -inserts black magic-

So it seems Luna didn't take things well after all. She banished me to the sun. THE SUN. Do you know how hot it gets up there? No you don't because you haven't been there. It sucks. New decree. Anyone who complains about how hot it is gets BANISHED TO THE SUN. Oh, wait, this was about something else wasn't it... Oh, yes. After a little over a year I have finally made my return. Did you miss me MLPforums? You all may begin the fabulous parade as soon as you're ready. In the meantime your wonderful princess has seen fit to answer some of your petty questions. Bring them forth and let the unceasing worship begin.

Tiaaaaa. Now you may be thinking 'That's not your name backwards! It's aaaaait!' But you know who decides what is backwards and what is not? Your glorious princess, that's who and if I say that Tiaaaaa is Tiaaaaa backwards then you say 'how high'. If that seems like an inappropriate response to you then perhaps it's time we have a lecture on 'Tia physics.

Now that there's nowhere to run, let's see what's REALLY under that mask...

...if you exist. Everyone is a brony now. Princess decrees it. EVERYONE. Or else moon. 1000 years moon.

Is actually a well-known entity. The secret part is a misnomer for tax reasons.

Granted. Everyone is dead. Everyone is dead Dave. I wish this was an alternate universe where I ruled the forums with an iron fist... hoof... iron appendage.

It makes sense to a certain degree. People who are insecure about their masculinity will attack anything they think is a threat to it. If they can make other people seem less masculine by comparison then that much better in their own minds. Although I personally watch the show because I'm girly, so maybe I'm a bit of an anomaly. :x

As long as I damn well please. Also, in light of how awesome I am and that there needs to be more celebration of me, it's summer again this week. Those of you complaining for cooler weather may enjoy some time on the moon. I hear it's quite cool this time of year.

My name is Celestia and my birthday is whenever I fucking feel like it. (not counting because troll post)

>>implying that you are going to get beaten up by the ponies you made lying vectors of. You're very excellent at it! I'm also biased because I love the puns, but they're still awesome.

It is 1:00 in the morning. That makes today tomorrow and tomorrow is Apple Bloom's birthday which means today is Apple Bloom's birthday. Happy birthday, Apple Bloom! I see you've been making pictures of lying ponies. You're quite good at it, doing such a terrible thing to innocent ponies. So good one might even call it your special talent. You hear that? Special Talent. Making lying ponies. This has nothing to do with your birthday present, but I thought I should tell you that I know. You'll discover your birthday present soon enough. Here's a hint: some ponies want to have a word with you. Here's another hint: When I said that had nothing to do with your birthday present I was lying.

Personally I'd like to see the chat client, although Zoop brings up an excellent point. But, I post and chat on IRC at the same time (heck, I'm doing it right now) so maybe it wouldn't be such an issue. After that personally I would say the CDN. Speed isn't really an issue for me, but less server load is always a good thing. Zoop also brings up a good point about the gallery in that it's something visible, which is good because then people actually see the effect of donations. Still, what with free image-uploading sites (and the fact I have my own space) this isn't really a big draw for me. A custom skin would be nice, but I honestly like the one we have now. It can be lived with at the very least. Actually, speaking of which, has it disappeared for anyone else? It's suddenly the default for me and I can't seem to change it back. An upgrade to run multiplayer games doesn't really interest me at all, personally. But it could be a good idea if people are interested in it. Good for running the MC server you have as well, I suppose. So, there's my two cents. Don't spend them both in one place.

Alright, so I got an idea in my head. This idea translated to poorly edited meme pictures, congratulations. Because. More gentlemanly than you can possibly imagine. Also, I don't know if this has ever happened. And finally, because I figured the issue would probably arise (and because it confuses the heck out of me sometimes, especially when they both had avatars that were really similar. Actually, they do again so it's still kind of confusing. Oh, wait, I was doing something, wasn't I) These are posted on ponypic, so feel free to use these as image macros, just don't spam them. Unless Twilight Sparkle (the one with the space, that is) tells us not to. Then spam them everywhere. Also feel free to make better versions because I can't photoshop to save my life.

My thought process: Oh, awesome, maybe it did it anyway! Oh, wait, I didn't buy them from a link on this site. Oh, cookie! Yay! It must have gone through after all. Oh, wait, I've never followed a link to amazon from here. Anyway, have now! Will keep this in mind for future online purchasing.

Granted, but for some reason the only thing you can think is 'Not again.' I wish I knew how to musics.

Oh, hi there! I have a gift for you! Wait, why are you running? I was going to give you some candy.

Wish this had happened sooner. I just bought a bunch of stuff off of amazon and would have loved for some of that money to go here. D :

Hat! This is so cute I don't know what to do.

Flattery won't get you a better present on your birthday, though. There are no better presents. DUN-DUN-DUN!

Discordian. Apparently it's your birthday today. Your 21st birthday no less. Apparently studies have shown that physicists do not actually enjoy working in a frictionless vacuum. You might wonder how these facts are related. This is because, Discordian, for your birthday I am going to give you the opportunity to discover whether or not you actually enjoy living in chaos. Enjoy not being able to tell when you are and are not drunk for the rest of the day. Think of it like a game. A game with puking and alcohol poisoning.

Didn't they say there would be SP? Or maybe I'm just crazy. I'd think it would be implied even if they haven't said anything about it, but then again AI isn't easy so maybe not.

Equestria Daily for the most part. I always have a tab of EqD open. Always. Even when I don't. Aside from that I lurk ponibooru and My Little Remix and I lurk/also post here. I'm also a big fan of Equestria Gaming because I love the fan created games. I also check out Equestria Rhythm on occasion.