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Creamy Arty

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  1. Relax, no worries. You're far from alone in this. You haven't hurt anyone, and if somebody can't accept you despite this, you deserve better than them anyway.

  2. Been an awful good girl, Koukatsu baby. So hurry down the chimney tonight...

  3. I don't know how this machine works.

  4. Maybe I'll hang up a tube sock instead of a stocking.

    1. Fleur-De-Lis

      Fleur-De-Lis

      +1 this, make it happen! Maybe even a really starched and pressed one for extra laughs.

  5. i do what I want. fuck the police and all that.

    1. CadetGrey
    2. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      That sounds dangerous to try without their permission.

    3. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I suppose I should acquire consent beforehand...

  6. jelly of everyone who's already gotten snow...

    1. Hugs of Sir Manys

      Hugs of Sir Manys

      I can send some in jar!

    2. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      I'm already sick of the damn stuff.

    3. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I'll take whatever you guys can send my way. o_o

  7. I want a gravy boat.

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      I think he wants the former. Not the latter. Lol but that's my guess

    3. Miles

      Miles

      I think he wants to row a normal boat down a river of gravy. That's how I'm going to interpret this. Lol.

    4. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I was thinking of what to ask for from Winterman before Chrimbus gets here, but I like Miles' idea more. x)

  8. Cacklefruit is sweet and juicy on the inside, I'm sure...

  9. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is a terrible song, but a pretty accurate depiction of my life.

    1. Lightwing
    2. 碇 シンジン
    3. CadetGrey

      CadetGrey

      Just remember that Rudolph got to guide the sleigh. :D

  10. More than sufficient data, yet findings inconclusive.

    1. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      Once you have eliminated the impossible, what remains-however improbable-must be the answer.

  11. "Nothing's ever what it seems. Unforgiven, unforeseen."

  12. I'm a rocket man...

    1. Lisa

      Lisa

      Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

  13. I want to know what the fuck kind of car just went by my place, because it sounded like an alien ship or something

    1. Miles

      Miles

      LOL

      Sounded like a UFO, huh?

      That's awesome ^_^

    2. CheeryFox
    3. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      If it had a kind of whine to it, it might have been a Bathurst. They sound weird.

  14. I don't know how this machine works.

  15. Did you know you are a girl

    1. Skye

      Skye

      What's a girl

    2. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      Do you really need a biology lesson?

    3. Skye
  16. Anyone else feel the need to re-tie both shoes whenever you have to re-tie one of them? I can't do only one. Feels weird if I don't.

    1. CheeryFox
    2. Ashen Pathfinder

      Ashen Pathfinder

      That's why put in extra effort to only redo one. I have to keep tellng myself "It's all right; that other shoe is just fine, leave it alone." ._.

  17. My feet are cold.

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    2. Inactive_Now

      Inactive_Now

      It just came out, sorry ;_;

    3. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      lol I'm not even sad

    4. Inactive_Now

      Inactive_Now

      lol and I'm not really sorry.

  18. Chill out o_o

    1. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      I just spilled pop on my fucking key bored and this is what apparently what transpired from it.... :/

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