Jump to content
Banner by ~ Kyoshi

Creamy Arty

Retired Staff
  • Posts

    3,018
  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Profiles

Forums

Character Archive

Frequently Asked Questions and Helpful Hints

Equestrian Empire Character Archive

Pony Roleplay Characters

Events

Blogs

Store

Status Updates posted by Creamy Arty

  1. I just realized that I used to work with Hank Hill.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      Trust me, it wasn't. Just talking to the man was almost impossible.

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Oh. Was he that much like Hank?!

    4. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      He thought very similarly to Hank. I just couldn't talk to him because he didn't want to. I tried talking about work, personal stuff, just about anything, but he was almost unresponsive. He wasn't like that with most other employees in the building. He wasn't rude and he was pretty smart, but just wouldn't have anything to do with me. The funny thing is I think understood him better than anyone.

  2. I refuse these terms of service.

  3. Mirab, his sails unfurled.

  4. Richard Dawson was best Family Feud host.

    1. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      *makes out with every female contestant*

  5. Not enough coffee in the world to keep my eyes open...

  6. For Each objPost In colForumUserActivity WScript.Echo("tl;dr") Next

  7. Drawing a pony wasn't as intimidating as I thought it would be. Given a bit more practice I think I could get good at this.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Winona the Dog
    3. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      As far as I can tell, everybody on my dad's side of the family is a fantastic artist by nature. From the moment they first picked up a pen, pencil, or brush, they were able to make stunning things. It seems that trait passed me by. Until today I hadn't really bothered practicing. My first attempt isn't great, but I could get better in time. I think anybody can, and so does my man Bob Ross:

    4. Winona the Dog

      Winona the Dog

      Well if it's one thing people naturaly lack it's motivation. I don't really bother practicing drawing either but i do make a few little short comics from time to time.

  8. I want to open the eastward window.

  9. Every time I play Planetside 2 I put on a 10 hour loop of "You are a Pirate" on Youtube.

  10. Bombay Sapphire gin... not bad. I wonder if Spike would care for it.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      Ales and cider are my thing. This is a little sample bottle I picked up from the liquor store on Black Friday. Straight gin doesn't really do it for me, but I get the feeling that I would find this high-quality if I knew something about gin, which I don't. So I don't really know what I'm talking about.

       

      What?

    3. I used to be a stranger

      I used to be a stranger

      AAAAAAAAAAAHHH.

      CIDER.

       

      IT TASTES LIKE VICTORY.

      /EvilMac

    4. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      Alright, no, I don't like drinking this stuff neat. Is there anything that mixes well with gin?

       

      Angry Orchard is my favorite brand of apple cider. Pear cider is pretty good too, but Spire is the only brand of that I've ever managed to find.

  11. Fundraiser almost at 50%! Donate for great justice!

  12. Looks like somebody tried turning it off and on again.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I used to have a TV like that. It was missing one of the knobs so I used a pair of vice-grip pliers in its place.

    3. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      People always joke that hitting the side is a way to fix old tube TVs, but it totally works quite a few cases :)

    4. Crispy

      Crispy

      Those were the best TV's. Pliers knobs and sweet spots for hitting. Also, channel 3 for AV plug-ins.

  13. Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.

  14. Every time I exhale I can still taste a bit of scotch.

  15. Kadir beneath Mo Moteh...

  16. You know how kids like to ring bells at people's desks or doorbells and run away, much to the bell owner's annoyance? I feel like that's being done with my notifications tray right now.

    1. be my waifu

      be my waifu

      "Ding dong ditch" is the term you're looking for.

    2. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I know, but I didn't think many people here would be familiar with it.

    3. be my waifu

      be my waifu

      Imho, if you don't know what ding dong ditching is you've been living under a rock.

  17. Did you know there's a way to avoid having the character limit imposed on you altogether, such that you don't even need to attempt bypassing it? It's easy: don't post.

    1.  spas-ticShotty

      spas-ticShotty

      That's what I do a lot. Most of mah posts are in Cloudsdale, where the limit is nonexistent.

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Alternative: Needlessly add a multitude of massive in size, uncommonly utilised terminology.

  18. We leave at dawn.

    1. MrL0LZ

      MrL0LZ

      Visegrad Relay.

    2. Ron Jeremy

      Ron Jeremy

      Our arrows will blot out the sun.

  19. A friend wants to go see the second part of Breaking Dawn. I'm off to do that now. It's going to be a long night.

  20. If anybody has been wanting to get Farming Simulator 2013 on Steam, it's half off now.

×
×
  • Create New...