Hmm..Should I even be in Equestria? I'd probably be longing to return to a place I'd never be able to see again :'(.HOWEVER. I'd be stupid to pass up this chance.
To be honest I have no idea how i'd spend my day.After I introduce myself and explain how I got there I'd just go with the flow
Knowing me I'd probably Run with RD (Assuming she doesn't smoke me)
Buck apples with AJ then proceed to make Pie out of it
Have a nice philosophical conversation with Twilight
Socialize with Pinkie about happiness,Pickle barrels,friendship and some of the problems I'm going through
Take some scenic pictures of Equestria
Bow down to all three princesses
Find my ideal pet with Fluttershy
Take a BIG group picture
Get an item from each pony to remember this by
Leave in a dramatic way like so: