Ganaram Inukshuk

38 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

I don't really like any of the offal meats - kidneys, liver, tripe, sweetbreads...

I find those awful. If I smell tripe, it'll be too soon...

Ocellus: So, can you name a book that made you cry?

Silverstream (The Fault in our Stars): I-i... I just can't myself to read any further!!

Gem Inukshuk (my blue pony OC) (Software Engineering): This book is the third-biggest reason why I have trust issues.

Nova Astrum (my green pony OC) (Organic Chemistry): Opening this again would be too soon.

Sandbar (a custom-made potty training book with Sandbar on the cover): It fell on my head when I was, like, five!!

4 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

I haven't had a pee for hours, I'm getting worried ..

 

It's almost always having to deallocate memory before you overflow, not having an overloaded operator.

Something tells me this is one of the few things that'll make Smolder self-conscious about her appearance, other than wearing a dress in public.

I could go on about an algorithm that does one extremely specific task because the theory behind it encompasses multiple fields, and the algorithm in question is basically a text generator or a population simulator, and they'd be a small part of an even larger whole.

All that for a drop of blood.

are we not gonna talk about how long glimmer just straight up became a thing

Would Ocellus have a hard time programming, and if so, is it because of all the bugs?

Yona -> Brute force.

Sandbar -> Using "0x0F" instead of "oof".

Gallus -> Having to take a memory leak.

Silverstream -> ???

Smolder -> ?!!

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Maybe just don't write any drivers that use it?

and clearly you forgot about the memory leak... oh wait

When you're so far down in programmingland that you have to take a memory leak.

Wait... Do not install drivers or operate heavy machinery.

17 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Forgot to note one should not drive while using this function

Something tells me if I added "memory leak" to the list of side effects...

I already have "don't drink and derive"...

13 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

If Silverstream and Gallus are a "thing" though, She is entitled to know....

The original plan was the other way around: Silvy-birb hospitalized and Gally-birb worrying a lot and doing his best to hide his concern.

Meanwhile, I'm being quite cheeky.

            /// <summary>
            /// This functions returns the result of f multiplied by n factorial. Using this naively may quickly result in overflow, precision loss, segmentation faults, constipation, dizziness, urinary incontinence, headache, dry mouth, insomnia, infernal bleeding, depressive thoughts, dry eyes, coma, and/or defenestration.
            /// </summary>
            public static float MultiplyByFactorial(float f, int n) {
                if      (n == 0) return f;
                else if (n <  0) return 0;
                else {
                    float result = f;
                    for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) result *= (n+1);
                    return result;
                }
            }

On one side of me is me being extremely hard on myself when it comes to art. On another side, it's me being cheeky about the documentation I write.

I have this idea right now of Gallus being hospitalised with Sandbar not only being the one to comfort Gally-birb but the only one who knows what's happening to the birb because birdie doesn't want the baroo-baroo, firecracker, other birb, or bug to know.

If Silvy-birb finded out...

1 hour ago, Bas said:

What be more random than randomly fusing ponies?

When you scrape data from studentsix.tumblr.com and feed it into a Markov Text Generator.

I've gotten lazy with getting the latest data.

That feeling when you ask for help and you don't get help is why I can never consistently rely on any of the art communities for anything.

6 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

I think it’s from the MLP comics.

Found it:

Just now, Flutterstep said:

1v1 me on rust!

How come I can recognize the art style in your avatar?

29 minutes ago, lyrabetes3939 said:

I've survived being killed seventeen times! 

You must be an NPC, then.

2 hours ago, Cagey said:

Something totally random

I want to draw ponies. 

Everybody does...

1 hour ago, Cwanky said:

The Juice is loose! 

1 hour ago, Samurai Equine said:

Who let the juice out? 

Adam Neely.

Also, there's been this meme floating around of Glimmy being, well, elongated. For example, this image:

I need to remember that I have a text substitution browser extension active.

Hmm...

public static int Takeaway(int li, int l_) {
    int l  = li;
    int ll = l_;
    return 0;
}

I just spent the entire day writing an entire library of differential equations related to population growth and decay where the growth/decay is done in discrete steps that can also be randomized.

So apparently the tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe.

So I settled on probably the funkiest function I've ever conceived so far: a population growth function where it's a logistic curve whenever it increases and exponential decay when it decreases. And the carrying capacity also changes over time.

2 hours ago, WWolf said:

Chocolate piranhas!

I thought you said chocolate pinatas.

The best way to lose sleep is literally researching sigmoid functions.

Great time for me to forget how Runescape chat works.