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  1. lomk

    KONY 2012

    1. Raritas

      Raritas

      Tell me another joke :3

  2. lomk

    All I ever wanted, All I ever needed is here in my arms / Words are very unnecessary; they can only do harm.

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      Eh?

    3. SkullcandyPegasus

      SkullcandyPegasus

      seemed like lyrics and i didn't know them so i did lyrics to a song i know lol

    4. lomk

      lomk

      Ayy! :D

      Well I know that song. Used to listen to a lot of Fall Out Boy in high school ^_^

  3. lomk

    Choose your destiny.

    1. Dsanders

      Dsanders

      You are my destiny.

    2. lomk

      lomk

      *eats destiny*

      Does that mean I just ate myself? :o

    3. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Mind blown...xD

  4. lomk

    I'm thinking I'm gonna change my ringtone for texts to be "Falcon...PUNCH!" :D

  5. lomk

    For the first time, I legitimately do not want to go to work. I love my job, but I just need a breather..

    1. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      What do you do? :)

    2. lomk

      lomk

      I'm an accountant. I handle payroll in our department among other things ^_^

      It's a great job. But the last few weeks have been really stressful.

  6. lomk

    Love is suicide. ♫♪♫♫

  7. lomk

    Oklahoma: If it's not hot enough to boil steel or freeze a snowman to death, the weather is probably trying to kill you with a tornado.

  8. lomk

    Leaving work today was like

  9. lomk

    Fluttershy is the cutest tree. That is all. :3

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      tree=)

  10. lomk

    27 days :P

  11. lomk

    I guess I'm waking up at 5 am now.

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      its early =)

  12. lomk

    Nait, forums :nom:

  13. lomk

    I farted in the Apple Store and everyone got really upset with me. What? It's not my fault they don't have Windows. ;D

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      Ah, I wasn't really there. I was just making a joke xD

    3. Celli

      Celli

      Oh. Haha XD

    4. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      Apple SUCKS.

  14. lomk

    It was 31° today. Just thinking about that kind of heat makes me sweat. .-. I can't wait for Christmas again. The snow needs to come back before I die of a heatstroke! :o

    1. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      Celsius? Weirdo :D

  15. lomk

    Enough chit-chat. Time is tacos!

    1. The Mint Pone

      The Mint Pone

      Best slogan ever.

    2. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      That should be on a t-shirt! xD

  16. lomk

    I wish I had a chicken that laid eggs, but when you cracked the egg open, there were fresh tacos in the eggs.

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    2. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      For tacos.

      Step 1)

      Make tacos.

       

      Step 2)

      ???????

       

      Step 3)

      Profit

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Okay. Enough chit-chat! Time is tacos!

    4. Mars Orbit

      Mars Orbit

      Indeed.

  17. lomk

    All I want is to be loved...or for love to stay out of my thoughts and dreams. :/

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    2. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      The absence of love can cause much pain / but no matter how you feel, it's not impossible to attain/ So don't give up and let hope fade away / keep searching for love each and every day / the process may be painful, but the reward so sweet / it's worth all the trouble to have love for keeps. Love may seem like it evades capture / it takes persistence to have a happily ever after. :)

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Meh. I don't know anymore. .-.

    4. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      It really depends on how you look at it, I suppose. They say that perception is more feared than reality.

  18. lomk

    All I want is to be loved...or for love to stay out of my thoughts and dreams. :/

  19. lomk

    And I fail. But when I can, I will. ♫♪

  20. lomk

    The greatest debate of the 21st century. Is "gif" pronounced with a hard G like "gift" or with a soft G as in "Jif," the peanut butter brand? xD I guess we'll never really know outside of the creator of the format saying it's pronounced like a J :P

  21. lomk

    I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

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    2. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      LOL xD I like that guy too, haha.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

    4. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      I watched it like four times now, lol xD

  22. lomk

    You're going searching on the Googlenet.

  23. lomk

    I need a Chevy 572 in my life.

  24. lomk

    And I'll ride that pony fast / Like a cowboy from the past / Be young and wild and free / Like Texas in eighteen-eighty ♫♪♫♫ :3

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      gallop

  25. lomk

    I'm wearing that cologne that's pronounced like bow (like a bow and arrow), but it's spelled B.O. I'm going to lose my mind if the water doesn't come back on soon.

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      Reason it was off was because there was a clot in the main drainage pipe. So they had to shut the water off because any more water introduced to the system would have flooded the basement with fresh sewage.

    3. HailTrixie

      HailTrixie

      Oooh, you made a funny. Wooosh.

    4. lomk

      lomk

      Yep. I finally got to shower today for the first time in nearly 3 days. I mean, I've been through worse, but being gross reminds me of a time in my life I wish not to revisit.

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