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  1. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

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    2. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      :x

      Language watched!

      SHE PEROFRMS FOR YOU BUBBLE BUTTS.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      SHE HAS TWO F*CKING KIDS!

       

      :P

    4. Jeremiah

      Jeremiah

      that is far beter

  2. I just saw a demotivational poster that said "Underachievement - The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawn mower." xD

  3. And I think I'm getting sick. Wonderful.

    1. J.R.

      J.R.

      Get better! :) *hugs*

  4. And in my mind, I'm everyone! ^_^

  5. Favorite GTA cheat, hands down, is "skyfall."

  6. If you play GTA V on PC, press the tilde key and enter "hothands." Next, go punching people and be entertained.

  7. IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT MY HELP, THEN I'LL JUST TAKE MY GOOD LOOKS AND MY COUNTRY PORK RINDS BACK TO THE BUS STOP! PRETEND LIKE I WAS NEVER HERE!

  8. Had my first eye exam today in probably 4 years and accidentally ended up getting a pair of Ray Bans because those were the least expensive frames they had there xD I think I went to the wrong place!

    1. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      Sunglasses all the time?

    2. lomk

      lomk

      Nah. I really wanted Transition lenses, though. Maybe next time lol I was already spending enough as it was. .-.

  9. Dinner....Yeah, I just threw salsa and sour cream into some tortillas and wrapped that up and ate it. Not half bad, though I should probably start putting a little more thought into what I'm putting into my body xD

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    2. lomk
    3. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      The salsa and the sour cream are fine. They're condiments. As you know from generic ketchup packets, condiments don't have nutritional information. Therefore condiments don't count towards your nutrition. My logic is flawless.

    4. lomk

      lomk

      *eats another spoonful of sour cream*

       

      Good thing there are zero calories in this because ketchup packets don't have nutritional info printed on them XD

  10. When the hitman comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated.. ♫♪♫

    1. You Heard Nothing

      You Heard Nothing

      What song is that?

  11. I really want a vanity plate that says PWN135.

  12. I ended up getting a brand new car today. Let's see how much I enjoy making payments on this thing. .-. At least I don't have to worry about the old Prelude breaking down on me anymore.

    1. You Heard Nothing

      You Heard Nothing

      I hope it's worth it! :)

  13. My Life as a Teenage Pony? :D

    1. You Heard Nothing

      You Heard Nothing

      It looks awesome. :)

  14. I bite my lip and close my eyes / Take me away to paradise / I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind / And I smell like shiiiiiiiiiit :D (old Green Day is best Green Day)

    1. BohabofEquestria

      BohabofEquestria

      I'm havin' trouble trying to sleep/I'm counting sheep but running out/As time ticks by/But still I try/No stops for crosstops in my mind.

  15. They taught me in driver's ed to always drive offensively.

    1. Raritas

      Raritas

      "That's what they taught me officer, honest!"

    2. You Heard Nothing

      You Heard Nothing

      Yes, because that's the fun way to drive! ;D

  16. These days, my PlayStation 3 is essentially an overpowered Netflix/YouTube streamer + Blu-Ray player lol

  17. I had some steak and egg fajitas for dinner and now I need a nap. However, the weather is getting really bad and I don't want to sleep through it in case of tornadoes. .-.

  18. I think the last time I got a haircut was Thanksgiving. Maybe Christmas.

    1. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      You can go longer

  19. Today's episode gets 9.5/10 skoshes.

  20. With all the falls that Lara takes in the first fifteen minutes or so of Tomb Raider, she should have broken every bone in her body. But she didn't. You know why? Because Lara evidently drinks milk.

  21. I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worked, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

  22. At my funeral, I want there to be a pinata so people can be happy. But I also want it filled with bees so they can't be happy.

    1. You Heard Nothing

      You Heard Nothing

      The person who breaks the pinata can't run cause he's blindfolded. >:)

  23. No wonder Windows had to install 179 updates when I rebooted earlier. I used an install disc I created on 26 October 2012 xD I think that was the day of release for Win 8 if I'm not mistaken...

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      *screen maxes out at 1080p*

      One day. I will crossfire. And run all the things at 4K.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Well guys, I'm going to bed. Night!

    4. Pinkie-Guy

      Pinkie-Guy

      Man, the day of 4k will come. Goodnight.

  24. Why is it that I install a new CPU in my computer and it essentially has the brawn of a bear and the brains of Ralph Wiggum?

    1. You Heard Nothing

      You Heard Nothing

      Beats me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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