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Status Updates posted by lomk
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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
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I just saw a demotivational poster that said "Underachievement - The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawn mower." xD
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If you play GTA V on PC, press the tilde key and enter "hothands." Next, go punching people and be entertained.
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IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT MY HELP, THEN I'LL JUST TAKE MY GOOD LOOKS AND MY COUNTRY PORK RINDS BACK TO THE BUS STOP! PRETEND LIKE I WAS NEVER HERE!
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Had my first eye exam today in probably 4 years and accidentally ended up getting a pair of Ray Bans because those were the least expensive frames they had there xD I think I went to the wrong place!
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Dinner....Yeah, I just threw salsa and sour cream into some tortillas and wrapped that up and ate it. Not half bad, though I should probably start putting a little more thought into what I'm putting into my body xD
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I ended up getting a brand new car today. Let's see how much I enjoy making payments on this thing. .-. At least I don't have to worry about the old Prelude breaking down on me anymore.
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I bite my lip and close my eyes / Take me away to paradise / I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind / And I smell like shiiiiiiiiiit
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They taught me in driver's ed to always drive offensively.
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These days, my PlayStation 3 is essentially an overpowered Netflix/YouTube streamer + Blu-Ray player lol
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I had some steak and egg fajitas for dinner and now I need a nap. However, the weather is getting really bad and I don't want to sleep through it in case of tornadoes. .-.
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With all the falls that Lara takes in the first fifteen minutes or so of Tomb Raider, she should have broken every bone in her body. But she didn't. You know why? Because Lara evidently drinks milk.
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I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worked, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
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At my funeral, I want there to be a pinata so people can be happy. But I also want it filled with bees so they can't be happy.
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No wonder Windows had to install 179 updates when I rebooted earlier. I used an install disc I created on 26 October 2012 xD I think that was the day of release for Win 8 if I'm not mistaken...
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Why is it that I install a new CPU in my computer and it essentially has the brawn of a bear and the brains of Ralph Wiggum?
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