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  1. The existence of people like this makes me legitimately scared of the future. We're bringing up a generation of ignorant idiots. http://themetapicture.com/whenever-you-feel-dumb-just-remember/

  2. The water has been off all morning and I really need to go!!! D:

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      I ain't squatting in poison ivy. "Obtain booty rash" is not on the to-do list for today.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      That's all we have out here.

    4. Commander Hurricane
  3. I think once I've saved up some money, I'm gonna go look for an Acura NSX. That car is rare (I've never seen one irl) and fucken sexy.

    1. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      :D looked it up, and it is!
    2. lomk

      lomk

      I love my Prelude because it's one of only 3 in town. I see, like, 9 Mustangs and Camaros every day. They're everywhere. I don't want a car everyone else has :D

  4. I just did the trick where you get water to exactly its freezing point and give it a hard wallop on something and get instant ice. I must say I am not disappointed :D

  5. I made a miniature circus figurine out of clay. I call it the Adobe Acrobat.

  6. It's a job finding a job. :P

    1. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Then no unemployment benefits for you.

  7. I hate hiccups. What purpose do they even serve?!

    1. Lunatic Cake

      Lunatic Cake

      They are solely there to annoy you. :o

    2. lomk

      lomk

      That must be it. That is literally the only thing they do. -.-

  8. Jimmy Fallon: Apple plans to release the iPhone 6 in August. If you want a sneak peek of the next iPhone, just look at your current iPhone and imagine that it costs $200 more. :D :D

  9. Watched the season finale for the first time. That fight scene was pretty badass. Anime quality action right there :D

    1. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      heck must see now!

  10. All the stuff I would have won on The Price is Right....I need to be a regular on the show. I'd win, like, all the time xD

  11. Have you heard of the band 1,023 Megabytes? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.

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    2. Kurai

      Kurai

      -___-/10

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Kurai you should change your name to Helium since you were so unreactive to the clever pun.

    4. DryGuy84 (Inactive)
  12. My roommate leaned in my door and said, "If the cops DO ask, don't tell them shit!" ...Should I be worried? lol

    1. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Probably kidding xD

      (Run)

  13. This statement warmed her heart: "If I die tonight, my only regret will be that it wasn't because you shot me in Halo." Yep. She's a keeper.

    1. TheChosenPony
    2. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      nah completely normal out here

  14. So I've verified that my bug out plan is in place in case we get tornadoes. It's a good thing my mom's best friend has a completely underground dance studio here in town. Now the problem will be preempting the storms should there be any. I don't expect any tornadoes but they say hail as big as tennis balls could be falling. And that's scary stuff. I fucking hate April/May.

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    2. Something Floaty

      Something Floaty

      Well, there are always exceptions.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Good. Good... *closes alligator pit*

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      heck it must be so frustrating, all the earthquakes and stuff

  15. I just noticed that I took 70 college hours in my first two years of school and only 57 hours in my last 2 years. It did feel like I was doing a lot less these last couple years! lol

    1. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      whoa :P well guess that's normal

  16. One of the announcers on ESPN on the video of Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend on camera: "If we waited for people to get comfortable, blacks and whites would still be drinking from separate water fountains." I agree with this.

  17. I'm very much neutral on the whole homosexuality thing, but congratulations to Michael Sam on becoming an NFL player despite being homosexual. People are more than things like their sexual preferences and I'm sure he's a good kid and he's gonna make a good player in the NFL

    1. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      guess so ^^

  18. All of us are just waiting to get older.

  19. For watching the movies you bought on the store, iTunes is a piece of shit. There has to be some way to remove DRM so I can watch this stuff in WMP.

  20. I graduate college in 12 hours :D

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    2. Arctic Night

      Arctic Night

      Congratulations.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      @SparkleForever, you'll get there. It feels like forever but after you get finished with your second year, it feels like it goes faster.

    4. lomk

      lomk

      Thanks, King!

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