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lomk

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  1. I love driving because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being angry.

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    2. Yamato

      Yamato

      This sentence explains my life.

    3. vivishy

      vivishy

      I hate traffic

    4. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      I had to laugh at this. xD

  2. That boy ain't right, I tell you hwhat.

    1. Raritas

      Raritas

      >Dave

      >Don't yell

       

      Nothing would be right with the world xD

  3. Girlfriend and I built two pieces of IKEA furniture today. It's amazing we're still together after all we went through today. ._.

    1. PiratePony

      PiratePony

      Another classic sorry of IKEA ruining people's lives. Nice meatballs though. I especially like the lingonberries.

    2. lomk

      lomk

      I absolutely could not convince her to eat while we were there. She wanted to go to the mall. Funny story: we got to the mall and ate. As soon as we were finished, I looked at her and asked her if she'd really rather be there (because we were 3 or 4 hours away from home in Dallas) and she said, "Let's go home." We could have saved a trip to the mall by just eating at IKEA :P

  4. Lol I work tomorrow lol it's 1 am lol wtf am I doing up lol lol

  5. o crap m8 i totes 4got merica day wuz ur bday i hope it was https://goo.gl/Gtr7O3

    1. Raritas

      Raritas

      Wow thx fam happy traitor day 4 u then too c:

    2. Raritas
  6. IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

    1. Raritas

      Raritas

      THE BEST THE BEST DABEST DUMPASS STOOPASS

  7. PRAISE HELIX!

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      LORD HELIX, SAVE THIS FOOL FOR HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE DOES!

    3. lomk

      lomk

      (btw, it's Twitch Plays Pokemon)

    4. Monsoon

      Monsoon

      What's happening right now *starts freaking out*

  8. I've never hunted down a leprechaun before. I wonder if I shot one with my gun if Lucky Charms would spill everywhere.

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      Sounds like your economy is falling short m8. Good luck with that whole independence thing.

    3. lomk

      lomk

      Really, people are freaking out and the British people have their work cut out, but I think Britain will be okay in the long run.

    4. Raritas

      Raritas

      I was pretty annoyed we left, it's the older generations not thinking about the young. I mean, maybe it'll work out the better in the long run but it's just a scary leap in the dark. If it all goes to shit I'll just move to 'Murica

  9. I'm Ronnie Pickerin'! :'D
    1. Raritas

      Raritas

      YOU GOT A PROBLEM U WANNA GO?

    2. lomk

      lomk

      To the movies with you? Yis pls

  10. If my Sims would stop turning the radio on all the time, that'd be nice.

    1. luftschloss

      luftschloss

      Wouldn't it be?

  11. I swear on me mum m8

    1. Raritas

      Raritas

      ill slap ur gabber m8 dont b cheeky my dad is obama

    2. lomk
  12. Oh look. Lightwing has a new avatar. What else is new? ;)

    1. lomk

      lomk

      THESE ARE WINKS OF FEAR! ;)

    2. Lightwing

      Lightwing

      To be fair, my avatar is done by myself, thank you very much ;p

  13. *INTENSELY THROWING PIES AT YOUR FACE!* :o

  14. You have a skeleton living inside you. #3spooe5me

    1. Grepper

      Grepper

      How creepy...

  15. A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It's a shih tzu

    1. Grepper

      Grepper

      A shit zoo? LOL!

  16. I put on a roast at lunch and now the whole apartment complex smells like pot roast. Do I win the Worst Neighbor Ever award? :D

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    2. lomk

      lomk

      My door was locked. I made everybody hungry.

    3. Grepper

      Grepper

      So you made everybody jealous? xD

    4. luftschloss

      luftschloss

      In that case, yes.

      I present you with the official "Worst Neighbor Ever" award.

  17. STALKER ALERT :o

    1. Lightwing

      Lightwing

      !

      *hides again on my bunker* <:

  18. YES! I AM NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!! THANK YOU MAURY SENPAI SAN!!!!!

    1. luftschloss

      luftschloss

      The father of what/whom?

  19. DID YOU KNOW that if everybody stood shoulder to shoulder around the equator, a significant portion of all the people would drown in the ocean?

    1. Scrubbed user

      Scrubbed user

      The more you know...

    2. luftschloss

      luftschloss

      Interesting fact.

  20. We're not friends? :o Must fix this.

    1. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Senpai, accept my friend request ;~;

  21. Hey! Look! Listen! Watch out! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen!

    1. Lightwing

      Lightwing

      Time to do some Navi Dive Glitching, it seems!

  22. MOOSE GOOSE SUPERSONIC APPLE JUICE!!!

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