I used to be a stranger

Listening to Station Earth by Astral Walker, wondering if there's anything deep and engaging on MLPforums, and quietly regretting the weird thing I just uploaded to DeviantArt for reasons I cannot yet explain. Nice Stephen Colbert avatar.

Only after I have a few beers in me.

Olie Polie (Rolie Polie Olie)

Only several of them. What thing which you know exists, is the most terrifying thing to you?

You will not go to space today.

I've chosen to wake up on this bed not because it is easy but because it is a game!

RUN, COWARD I AM SINISTAR

There will be some astute marketing professions who know that the magic lightning of viral internet popularity exists and can shape the common reaction to intellectual properties in extremely bizarre ways. Hopefully this will develop from "magic lightning" into "recognized technique" if Valve Software collaborates with Hasbro, since Gabe Newell is a brony.

I'm here to chew bubblegum and say only fifteen words and I'm all out of

I won The Game, and so did you! It`s okay! You`re FREE!!

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An Engineer. Even if this castle is held up by magic, somepony had to crunch the numbers and figure out how strong of a magic crystal or whatever was needed to hold up the weight indefinitely-- for example.

Let's look at the primary foodstuffs used analogously to alcohol in MLP: Salt: Salt, or more accurately mineral salt licks, are implied to be something of a riff off drinking. There is no real reason to assume this causes motor or judgement inhibition and thus making it look like it inebriates a single character appears to be a one-off joke. Sugar/Fat (dragons only): Spike eating donuts is the only time we ever see him consuming fatty food or sugary food, so it could go either way. The reason I bring this up is because it seems he does have some inebriation-like behavior. Dragons obviously have different physiology than ponies do, and since gemstones (mostly aluminum-silicate crystals like ruby and sapphire) taste 'delicious', then it would not be difficult to interpreting a dragon's reaction to complex carbohydrates in the same way [we] do to alcohol. Cider: Since the only time we ever see cider actually being consumed by characters is when it was made fresh, it's difficult to argue that this ciders is "hard" fermented cider. But the prominence of apple-based food and drink in the Apple family renders it quite possible that they also make hard cider kept for special occasions. That said, I think they all have enough common sense to drink responsibly and sure-up before reaching their limits. In other words, I seriously doubt that any of the characters, considered according to their behaviors in the show's canon, would ever consume enough to become drunk outright. The characters who would probably skirt the limit and get buzzed might be Rainbow Dash, and maybe Rarity or Twilight if Rarity had somepony she wanted to impress or Twilight just wanted to experience and "research", though they definitely wouldn't be doing such a thing regularly. Applejack would have a good sense of moderation drilled into her by the Family, Fluttershy would have too strong a mental barrier and perhaps fear of inebriation to ever drink more than a very small amount, and Pinkie Pie would have enough party-sense to not overdo it. On that lattermost detail, the reason would be because out of any of the characters, Pinkie Pie probably has become drunk before, and knowing what it's like, intends not to do it again, for concern of ruining the party. I mean, she can get pretty off-the-handle with just fruit punch.

Nuts to the show, people need to take their headcanons less seriously.

Dirty Bombs are not permitted on the Is Anyone Playing Dirty Bomb thread.

Most "hacks" are just pieces of general advice being described with a phrase that's this generation's extrmly kool letterz. Just keep a swiss army knife in your pocket, a can of WD-40 in your garage, a roll of duct tape in your drawer beside the vice-grip, a door moose in your back yard and a pony on your computer and you'll be all set.

TICKLE TICKLE

WhA! No! Blue horse thing off the bed! --- Big Macintosh

Norton Antivirus Malware Detector ---- The only thing we have to fear is ___________ itself.

C'mon Sweetie Belle, everypony is doing it.

Weird Sheild Cheif Pieces Belief Believe Holy crap that's the first time I ever typed those words out without getting red-underlined first try.

20) bit your head on the sink to invent the flux capacitor, then build ar time machine with style: travel into the distant future and then get in a fight with a space wizard so he sends you to the Cave of Wonders. Find the lamp, rub it, get the there wishes from the genie. Make one of your wishes an instantaneous teleport to Equestria.