Freeman The Brony

The Freeman would be so mad that he would take away every single Half Life 3 in storage on the night before it's release.

Then Gordon would cry in a corner, not giving a shit about the Combine or Alyx or Dog or G-Man.

'Cause this site kicks the shit out of Facebook.

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My cousin called MLP gay.

After smashing his head in for two hours, he begged me to stop if he watched an episode.

He actually liked it, and became a brony.

The my aunt came in and was upset that he had a black eye and a bloody nose.

I told her that he fell down some stairs.

TROLLOLOLOL.

The Freeman stared at his laptop, ready to take out the Combine and release Half-Life 3.

He was sad for a moment, but then he was filled with rage.

He decided that every brony out there should go to America's Got Talent and beat the shit out of him.

Gordon picked up his crowbar and flew to where-ever that dirtbag lives.

Waiting for little Howard to return.

The Freeman nearly fainted by the awesomeness of the wallpaper presented...

Not as awesome as him though, but the illustrator did a fantastic job on the artwork before the Freeman.

Gordon decided to watch the season two finale again.

The Freeman stared blankly at his monitor, wondering what he should type...

He decided that whence the limit is taken off, he and Alyx will go defeat the Combine and save Earth...Again...

So he finished typing and grabbed a muffin, only to be stolen by Derpy.

I had to make a Role play version of your message.

 

Dr. Freeman stared at the gif that was on the forums he just joinned, giving a few moments of thought he gave a thumbs up giving bronynonymous a cookie, and a brohoof on his post. Writing on a small piece of paper, "I am sorry I am unable to give you half-life 3, its yet to get far enough in production."

 

As the almighty Freeman looked on to the screen that a fellow brony posted, he realized that he too shall type in third person for dramatic defects. He later went to go visit Chuck Greene and Frank West because he can.

"............."

Freeman's thoughts:

I rather enjoy the gif, plus the limit gets a little annoying.

Nice job..

Freeman approves.

You get 2 out of 3 of the following:

1)A cookie.

2)A brohoof.

3)Half Life 3.

Now which two will you REALLY get?

(NO HALF LIFE FOR YOU)

"............................"

Freeman's mind: I laughed a good amount. I was actually a CH fan before Brony-ism, and for the love of sweet Freemans have you seen the Meet the Pyro vid for TF2?

ONE brony says that Valve is brony-ish, and now EVERYONE on that video hates us because of ONE brony.

Some bronies piss me off...

And others make me laugh

Freeman's mind AGAINZ

Wait, I was going there because of 'Brony-hating' or some crap.

So then on the TF2 vid a unicorn that is purple pops up, blah blah blah

Ya know, I didn't even mean to make a Valve reference

Freeman's thoughts:

Gonna join,

Gonna play TF2,

Gonna be Heavy,

Gonna play,

Gonna fail.

-Freeman's thoughts.

Cleverbot and I sang the theme song

Then it romantically advanced on me...

Basically:

Me: And you all know that you're my very best friends!

Cleverbot: Are you wearing a thong?

Me: .......WTF?

The reason why I hate MW3 is because that's all what my little cousin plays. Takes the M right out of Mature.

Basically, state your favorite game.

If I see Half Life, brohoof for you.

If I see CoD MW3, I'll shoot someone.

If I see the secret game that I will name later, a message will be sent to that user saying:

You won. Have a cookie.

Dating Advice:

Basically, look in different community. The town over could be Brony Land.

Also, convert a friend, who'll convert a friend, blah blah blah,soon, female brony (pegasister)!

Dating advice complete

-Half Life 3 not existing.(JOKE)

-Fluttershy.

Don't ask why.

(I read the one about her shed...)

-My little sister being abducted.

AMNESIA (The Game)

You all think it's by magic?

No silly bronies,

Gordon and I blast the trees with our anti-gravity guns.

And THAT'S how you get apples.

If The Hub smothered us with spam by rule of sponsor,

I would call up Gordon Freeman,

ask for Half Life 3,get rejected,

Gordon would be CEO of Hub by shear willpower,

The show has a brony version,

everyone gets drunk,

haves a party,

Then I wake up from such an awesome dream.

Brony TF2 Server?

THE VOID HAS BEEN FILLED!

This will be the bestest of Freeman-ness!

Gordon's subconscious approves.

Celestia. Ya got that regalness-ess

Hmmmmm...

-Small Children

-Perverts

-Foreigners that won't speak English in public to insult others

-Everyone in a Youtube forum that starts a war

-Howard Stern

-My 8th grade science teacher for not actually teaching

-Guys in my class who listen to music all period

-That moment when I listen to music during class my teacher goes ballistic.

-When people say on Facebook:"Autism makes people stupid, right?". (My sister has Autism,)

That's about it.

What the....

I hope that guy doesn't do 'stuff'

That mattress would be like:

"I know when you're sleeping AND awake..."

And we all know what I mean by 'stuff'

My dad found out on the day I joined the herd.

My older cousin showed me it, I loved it, my dad walked in the room.

Shit got real.

I think it will end March 13th, 2013.

03/13/13.

It makes perfect yet inaudible sense.

I'm Gordon Freeman and I approve this message.

Take THAT Mayans.

The 7th Element by thunderhawk6894.

I had to put the author because of so many titles that are similar.

Kiss.

Someone banish me to the moon! I like the moon

1.Freeman.

2.Gordon Freeman.

3.Half Life 2.

4.Awesomeness.

5.Cool.

6.20% cooler.

7.Rainbow Dash.

8.MLP:FiM.

9.Brony-ship.

10.????

11.Profit?

And that's why this is my name.