Woohoo! A foolproof wish! But you can't get the lid off.. so you cut it open. Which only results in your entire house and eventually the world being covered in milk... all because of you.
I wish that I could be the most invincible, greatest person that ever lived.
Every time someone says, "NASCAR's not a sport because they just turn left", I drink!
(One of my friends said her dad [kinda out of shape]) could finish at least fourth in a NASCAR race....)