That's why I said it. Derp, lulz.
I pretty much declared it a little less than a month ago, and I would always mention it in status updates in whatnot, and he just kind of played along since then. He just couldn't deny me.
There was a random break in which I just didn't mention it, because... I dunno. Just didn't. Now I have a member title, so boom. Waifu status accomplished. I don't know, really. It was kind of a joke to begin with, but now we actually love each other very much. And if he were to do anything like, say, cheat on me... We might just have a problem.
But yeah, we're married.