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Shiki

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  1. Literally what's the point

    1. ZethaPonderer

      ZethaPonderer

      Nothing, what’s your point? Get my point?

       

  2. god i want to drink

    1. ZethaPonderer
    2. Shiki
    3. ZethaPonderer

      ZethaPonderer

      I believe that is a poor decision - Android 16 TeamFourStar DBZ Abridged.

  3. No one has bought me a switch yet wtf

  4. It has been over 10 months since my last kiss this in unacceptable

     

  5. I seek VALIDATION and ATTENTION

    1. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      (and a switch apparently)

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Specifically, a switch that my SUGAR DADDY buys me :wub:

    3. Xe__or
  6. Someone buy me a switch I'll return the favour somehow uwu

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    2. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      You don’t understand mine either :orly: give it now, for no suspicious reasons at all 

    3. Shiki

      Shiki

      :sealed: DON'T TEMPT ME I'LL DO IT

      SAY IT ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR I WILL 

    4. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      Give it gurl

  7. I bit my lip, I need someone to kiss it better u3u

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    2. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      Well it’s my opinion; and I do not lie.

    3. Shiki

      Shiki

      Well thank you :LunaMCM:

    4. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      You’re welcome (I’m not a good enough person to lie when about how good anything looks lmao)

  8. I'm gonna need anti-sadness cuddles asap

  9. Damn it here comes the sad

    1. Prospekt
    2. Fasu

      Fasu

      Aww, let me hug the sad out of you. :squee:

    3. Shiki

      Shiki

      Yes please uwu

  10. My last status update was a lie, I needs me two men

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    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Because I've got more than one hole, of course :orly:

    3. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      I like you a lot more now. :arethosehands:

    4. Shiki

      Shiki

      You wanna join the party? Me might need a few extra dudes if that's the case :dash:

  11. God I needs me a man 

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    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      I'm trans and no one likes trans people :dry:

      Also I'm fat

      Plus I don't go outside lmfao

    3. Fasu

      Fasu

      Have you ever met any other trans' people? Also "no one likes trans' " is assumption, not a fact.

    4. Shiki

      Shiki

      Every other trans person I know is better off than me in terms of passing as their desired gender. So it makes sense they wouldn't have trouble finding people who are into them 

  12. my desire to shitpost is increasing dramatically

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    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      uwu yew fink i should? hehe

    3. Fasu

      Fasu

      Well, nothing is gonna change - i'm gonna stalk read all your statuses anyway. :D

    4. Shiki

      Shiki

      I live having stalkers, it's so flattering uwu

  13. BIRTHDAY?!!?!?!

    1. TheRockARooster

      TheRockARooster

      Yup.

       

      Thank you, Shiki.

      :orly:

  14. My lips are puckered and my heart's a-thumpin'

  15. Dysphoria 24/7

  16. Gonna cut my face off and yank my vocal chords out

  17. I dreamt I was dating my anime waifu and now that I'm awake I wish I had just died in my sleep so I could have ended it all on the most peaceful note possible 

    1. Shiki

      Shiki

      You've heard right

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      It's really good, really great, amazing and wonderful, but like... My waifu...

      Just look at her...

      Incredible...

      Karen431.jpg

  18. I have concluded that anyone who views my profile wants the succ

    1. Snow

      Snow

      Fool, A wiser man could easily tell you all I seek is the electrolysis of water. :sneer:

  19. If I don't wake up to at LEAST 10 notifications, I'm going to raise some hell

    1. Prospekt

      Prospekt

      *gives two* ^-^

    2. Jokuc
  20. horny???? on main????????

  21. *plums you*

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    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Yeah, let's chitchat tomorrow. uwu

    3. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      >implies I'll actually remember going on mlp forums tomorrow

      lol

      I'll put my brain vault to work

    4. Shiki

      Shiki

      Um excuse me

      You better come back 

      for me 

      i'm worth it

      I'm worth remembering 

      I'm important 

      And special 

      And amazing

      And dazzling

      And you better come talk to me tomorrow

      Or else

  22. Just dabbed on myself

  23. Yo why is milk so good??

    1. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      I do NOT agree with the statement 

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      *beats you up*

    3. Xe__or

      Xe__or

      If you hit, get ready to be hit back

  24. Getting depression ice cream yeehaw

  25. hoo I'm attention hungry

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