Nintendo 64

Okay, here's the deal: You react to a random post with one of those rage things. By those I mean like the rageguy. Here, I'll give some examples. Like those. You can put text on these at http://memegenerator.net/ I'll start. I like pie.

so i herd u liekz atari.

I hope the dumbass who thinks everything is real on the internet reads my post: If you shoot yourself, disembowel yourself, blow your house up, and light a policeman on fire, you'll get $1,000,000,000. That's right, it's on the internet, so it MUST be true, just like you think he really wants to kiss her! Remember, kids: Everything on the internet is true! /sarcasm/ Seriously, that guy must be dumber than a turnip. I hope he gets arrested and gets to have sodomy in jail.

I am really special cuz there's only one of me look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore happy as a coupon for a $20 whore ha-ha-ha hah I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me, happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy. I am really special, cuz there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout, but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave I am happy, I am good, I am... Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!

Oh god no... Blue waffles >_<

OOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT A bee on an eye. Holy shit. That's scary. Very, very scary. I now hate you for showing that.

They also both attack by exploding. What do you guys think? I think they're similar. First off, they both have one eye, two legs, and have a similar shape. Secondly, they both go suicide bomber on you.

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3/10 If you call me weird... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGgqmekqkDg

A gentleman pony

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I'll go first. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg

JESUS CHRIST A SNAKE GET IN THE CAR KIDS

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DAFUQ GOD DAMN MERMAIDS GOT IN AGAIN!

Banned for being a parasprite.

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Known for... Having a namesnipe?

When I finally beat Earthbound. I was so happy. IT took sooo long to beat it, I was always confused. But damn, that game was hilarious.