Commander Bubbles

My skype is unpilot15 if anyone wants it

@@Sterling Crimson @@Budding Night @@Steel Accord @@Pripyat Pony @ @@Zhooves @@lincolnshirepony "No..." Red gasped in disbelief as he saw these stone statues. "The Elements... The... The Elements..." Red was beside himself with fear, quivering as he slowly trotted up to the comatose ponies. "They're... They're... Gone..." Red muttered again. The statues became the catalyst for a storm of emotions within Red. He wasn't sure if he was angry, scared, vengeful, or anything. However, as he walked around the statues, he froze when he approached Applejack. Placing a hoof on her forehead, he found his emotions boiling as a tear rolled down his face. "They... They... They got Applejack, too..." he said, his tone rising. By now, the emotional storm burst into a hurricane of anger and vengeance. "Shit!" he shouted, slamming his hoof on the ground, breathing heavily, "What are we supposed to do now?"

Red slowly made his way into the banquet hall, taking in the fresh aroma of all the delicacies that filled the tables lining the room. He stood for a blissful moment, reveling in the scents that whirled around him before taking his seat. Surely, today was an exciting day, yet some part of Red seemed missing. He felt disconnected from everypony else. But why? All his friends were here, all together to celebrate the coronation of Clover! Why did he feel so sad? Not even the bountiful food seemed to be working! Give it some time, he thought to himself.

None of them. They all sucking fuck lol

The brawl inside the ceremonial room caught Red by pure surprise, who stood there, speechless. He did not know how to respond to this. A brawl in the middle of a coronation celebration, which was encouraged nonetheless! He only watched as they blasted plumes of flame and ice at each other. It was as if the Coliseum had returned from ancient times! He shook his head and tailed his friends for the next -and probably Red's favorite- part of the pageantry. The Wonderbolts, the one and only, were scheduled to perform a ceremonial flight over the castle. He quickly squabbled his way into a comfortable spot, and set his hooves behind his head. Right about then, the Wonderbolts streaked across the morning sky. Flying only mere inches from each other, they formed an five-abreast echelon before banking skywards, splitting the formation with almost perfect division. They swarmed back together once again as they completed the loop, now at maximum speed. The squadron blistered past the audience, who rose to their hooves and gave loud cheers. As if this was not enough, in almost perfect synchronization, the Wonderbolts banked up hard again at speed, pulling the most incredible Pugachev's Cobra Red had ever seen. "A Pugachev's Cobra!" Red responded in awe, "That's incredible stuff! Not even I can pull that one off!"

Can I get a really really quick recap of what happened? I have been busy with random crap and I jsut wanna hop right back into the action

If you want me to be absolutely honest, Equestria is not the Utopian perfect society that people are constantly bringing it out to be. And I'll be honest, I find the whole notion of wanting to go to Equestria just because it's supposedly a happy land full of smiles everywhere, a dumb one. People, in my opinion, are emphasizing too much on the evils of our world (yes, I too believe that our world is a crapsack world, but Equestria would be no better), and therefore, viewing Equestria as this Utopian haven. These ponies have mental capabilities on par with a human, therefore, if one wants to escape from his or her depression, it likely won't work. In all honesty, it's a world just like ours, except arguably worse, with guys like Tirek hellbent on stealing Unicorn magic. Still this may have been thwarted, but evils still exist in Equestria. And let's not forget about the Crystal Ponies, too. They were screwed over for an odd thousand or so years by Sombra! Either way, I feel like I'm digressing a bit, but my point is that Equestria is not this perfect society that so many people see it as.

"Ah," Red responded, "Pleasure to meet both of you!" Right about then, a Royal Guard approached the new Princess, inviting her friends to a grand hall for the celebration. Right now, Red found his mind wandering, thinking about his other friends. Surely they were here, but at the same time he felt bad that he didn't approach and converse with them. Perhaps they would be in the ceremonial room, he thought.

@@Sterling Crimson @@Budding Night @@Steel Accord @@Pripyat Pony @@lincolnshirepony @@Zhooves (Oh my, such a late reply!) "Heh," Red responded, "I'm... I'm just so happy you're back and alive." He then turned to Clover. "Congrats," he said to her, smiling, "Bet you've been waiting a long time for this day, haven't ya?" Right around then, a few ponies approached the three, to which Red turned to greet them "Good morning," he said, "My name is Red Talon. And yours?" (Tired... And I can't come up with a good post right now...)

It's horribly written, and to have the amount of popularity it has for being an absolute pile of goat shit is disgusting.

@@Sterling Crimson @@Budding Night @@Steel Accord @@Pripyat Pony @@lincolnshirepony @@Zhooves Slowly trudging through his daily routine, Red Talon slid into his formal attire, obsessively checking his bow-tie. "This might suffice," he mumbled to himself as he trotted down the hallway. When he finally reached the castle for the coronation breakfast, he found himself walking through a sea of strangers, and finally, a few ponies he has been longing to see for quite some time. But one of those ponies he hadn't seen in awhile, but no! He was dead, he though. Or was he? He trotted closer and saw the musical note on his flank, and his signature neon blue hair. It had to be him! "DJ!" Red almost shouted, "But... I... I... I'm just so glad to see you again!"

(I just got done beating Bryan Silas in iRacing haha Here's a video of him lol ) Red found himself waking without the need for an alarm, which was understandable judging by his rather early bedtime. He rolled out of bed, not even looking at the time. It was still a little dark out, leaving him somewhat confused until he glanced at the clock, which read 4:12 AM. He lay back in his bed, trying to pass the time away, but he just couldn't fall back asleep! He tried everything, from counting sheep in his head, to humming the most monotonous song he knows, to shoving pillows onto his face, but nothing worked. "Hmmph," he growled, "May as well kill time in the workout room." (Gonna put up another post of him meeting a few of the ponies later)

(I will sign off now as my OC going to bed but I have to work from 12 PM to 8 PM EST tomorrow) "Red... Talon," the attractive young concierge read aloud as she fumbled through the bookings. "...ah! Here you are! Room 2088 (I'll give you a cookie if you can guess why I chose that number)!" She slid the roomkey across the counter. "You need this for access to your room," she explained, "and also for the swimming pool, the workout facilities, the pool hall, the-" "I think I get it," Red interrupted with a slight smile, "thank you, ma'am." Red nodded and made his way to the elevators, leaving the blushing concierge at her desk. "Sorry for rambling on," she shouted to him as he neared the elevators. Red replied with a wink and a smile, an expression that clearly read "don't worry about it; I don't judge." The elevator rose to the top floor of the hotel, and Red watched from the elevator's glass wall as the ponies and buildings shrunk to toys. "Twenty Eighty-Eight," he mumbled aloud as the doors opened with a "ding." He fumbled his keycard as he trotted to the room, unlocking it, and plopping himself onto the bed, throwing his luggage into the corner. It was still in the afternoon, but Red still found himself groggy, unable to catch a nap on the noisy train. Not even on a six hour train ride could he have caught even a tiny snooze! "Pathetic," he thought. But at this point, it was what Red had been waiting for all day, after he was so rudely awakened. Just him and a comfortable bed, nothing more, and certainly nothing less! He stretched out his body as he lay on the matress, taking in blissbul breaths as he threw the blankets over his body. (Lower quality post since I am on my phone lol)

I JUST realized I put Red in a different hotel than everyone else!

The mighty Flying Trotsman pulled into the Canterlot station, halting with the sound of screeching steel. "Canterlot station, bound to La Haynge, booooooooard!" the conductor called out as Red stepped off of the train and onto the platform. He raised his head to take in the view of the somewhat archaic looking town, soaking in all of its grandeur. He clutched his bags and slowly made his way to the Grand Canterlot Hotel, which had generously been arranged for him by a fellow racer. The hotel itself, fittingly for the town, was nothing short of majestic, with a colossal atrium dotted with fountains, small shops and restaurants, a giant glass dome, and even a solo pianist to complete the mood.

Mowing the lawn, will be back in awhile

The Princess' sun rose slowly above the horizon, blooming through the half-opened window, and onto Red Talon's sleeping face. Irritating the groggy pegasus, he turned his pillow over his face and grumbled. "Damn sun," he grumbled, "Doesn't Celestia know just how important sleep is, especially before a day like today?" Fortunately, he found himself drifting back into dreamland, blocking out the alarm that rang an hour later. As the dream dimension slowly began to fade, the physical realm took its place as he opened his eyes, the alarm still going off. He rolled over to the bedside table to shut it off, when he glanced at the time. It was 9:30! About 15 minutes before his train would depart! "You kidding me?!" Red shouted in frustration, frantically grabbing his luggage. He quickly grabbed a protein bar, and dashed out the door at nearly race speed as he darted for the station. He frantically rushed through the streets of Ponyville, blistering through the air and weaving between buildings, stands, and random pedestrians. "You better pay for that ice cream ya just knocked over, moron!" "Seriously?!" "Hey, I can manage walkin' AND talkin' at the same time, bucko!" "Ah! You'll get my new petticoat dirty!" "Hey Red, wanna race me to- nevermind." Red was never a rude character, and felt badly within himself for blasting past the denizens of Ponyville, but right now, this was the least of his worries. He made his way to the train station, finally, with a trail of angry ponies death-glaring the pegasus. "Conductor, conductor!" Red shouted, nearly in his face, "When does the Royal Trotsman arrive?" The conductor replied with a chuckle, clearly seeing the sense of urgency that surrounded Red. "Silly lad," he responded, "Not arriving for another hour!" The response elicited a facehoof from Red, who slumped down onto the bench. "Oh... thanks for the info," he replied, slinging his head backwards.

Little me on the right with my Grandpa. I miss you every day, man.

When that Indianapolis 500 game releases that'll probably become my new favorite lol

Best: Sky Gamblers: Air Supremacy (up until they added those damn UFOs) XCOM: Enemy Unknown Breach and Clear Worst: Any of those crappy, 2D games with absurdly long titles

Because it hurts like a bitch, and humans tend to find humor at the expense of others.

Yes, for now up until I get a mass voting for me in the Peak Stock Car Dreams contest in the future But for now, (in the cheesiest French accent you can imagine) LET ZE GAMES BEGIN!

I wouldn't really say that it is their most innovative franchise (games like Mario, for example, come to mind with how it practically shocked the videogaming world), but it is easily one of my favorites, and I'm one of the few who has it as his favorite franchise from Nintendo. And then there's this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztRBs3riPsA

Really appreciate you calling me out like that. That was really cool of you. /sarcasm