Horror (movies, books, short stories, games, etc), most types of Metal, comics, things of an unsavoury nature, standing behind you and smiling. Right now.
After a bit of an argument, I may need some assistance. I to get rid of some waste without anyone seeing me do it or finding it or any traces of. It's around 1.7M long and weighs around 70.8KG. Any advice?
Okay. I will tell you that it is not a dead body. It just looks like one. Now help me get rid of of this thing which is likely to be missed in a few hours and will lead to me being forced to answer some tricky questions.