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I can only imagine what would go down..

*Guy comes up to you with switch blade

Dimitri: They say Stalin died of a stroke, but they're mistaken, for his death was caused by me, when I impailed him WITH THIS PAPERCLIP! *Dimitri charges guy*

*Guy runs away

*Muzzle of gun appears out of Dimitri's beard*

*gun fires*

*guy is dead*

Beard gun....how did you....? You're spying on me?!

Let's just say...I know my way around Alaska... Oh yeah, and I saw that love sofa made out of Stalin's hair, nice design to it I must say..