longgone

Why is sleeping funny to you? Anyway, I'm terribly bored as well, care to share stories?

Because she is adorable when she sleeps. Nae go ahead wi' your story lad!

There was this one time, when I went out with a girl in my class. I won her a stuffed animal from the carnival, we went back to my house real quick to put the stuffed animal away whilst I took her out to a movie, I believe it was The Land of the Lost. Anyway, when we got back to my house, one of my brother's friends was passed out drunk on the floor, using the stuffed animal as a pillow, right when we walked in however, he rose from his slumber, puked all over the stuffed animal, slammed...