longgone

Maybe I could explain to her in German than take her credit card out of her hand and pay for it in 2 seconds? O_o?

"Mutter, kann Ich habe ein Flootershy Plüsch, bitte?" :3

Then while she's trying to comprehend, I steal the card and pay for it, and delete her history >

I wish I was fluent in another language ;-;

But try it >:3

The only problem would be trying to enter a credit card number, order, and delete her history in about 2 seconds