Ron Jeremy

SO LIK UM UH I WUS SAYIN TAHT I HAT OTEHR GENRS DAT ARNT FPS BUT I RELLY LOV MOMRGPS B/C TEHY HAV DA GAMPLYA I RELLY LIK W/O DA TIHNKIN N OTEHR NRED SIHT N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE 1; DONT STOP GRIDIN IF U STOP GRIDIN LIK U HAV TO GO 2 A PARTY OR FUNRAL OR SUMTIN DEN PUNSH URSLEF BY STARVN URSELF FRO A BIT OR CUTIN URSELF 2: SET URSELF AN AMONT OF OURS A DAY 2 GRIDN LIK 4 HORS OR SO A DAY IF U DONT GRID DAT MUC LIK SAY U GRID ONL 2 HUORS 1 DAY DEN U HAV TO GRNID 6 OURS DA NXT 3; IF U HAV IRL FRIEDS GET RID OF DEM B/C DEY WIL TRY 2 GET U 2 STPO PLAYIN DA MMOPRPGS N U DONT WANT DAT B/C GANIN LEVLS N DA GAM IS IMPROTAT 45: SPED OURS GETIN EQIUPS N DA GAME B/C DATS WAT U SHOD US UR TIME 2 DO SUR U CUD BETE DA ENTIRTY OF FFVII N DA TIM IT TAKS U 2 GET SUM RAR WEPON BUT Y IS TAHT A BAD TING IF DAT GAME IS SHITY ANWYAYS 5: HAV FUN DIS WAS A PONSLAYR GIUDE PLS DONT STELE IT IF U DO ILL WILL BE MAD N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE

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YES ITS A DALY SERIS B/C MOR PPL NEDE 2 HERE PONESLAYRS OPONIONS ON VIDE GAMES DATS FUNY U GOT A RELLY GUD SENS OF HUMMOR I AGRE WIT U DAT DA GRIDIN SIHT RPGS HAV IS STIPUD DEY SHOD SPED DOSE HORS PLAYIN FPSES WERE DEY CAN SPED HUORS PUTIN CIRCLS OVER FACES N PUSIN A BUTON

OMG UR TALKIN ABOT SUM1 ELS AN IMPRESONATOR OR SUMTIN BECUZ DA RELE ME HAS HALO3 AS HIS FAV GAME OMG DAT MITE BE COLL IF IT WAS A SPECAL KIDN OF RPG WERE U WAK AROND SHOTIN PPL

OMG UR AN RPG NRED GO DI IN A FIR OR DO U RPG PPL CAL IT A FIRAGA LOL NERDS ANWYAYS HO CAN RPGYS BE FUN IF U DONT EVEN GET 2 HEDSHOT PPL N TBAG TEHR BODEIS N STUF? UR JUTS JELIS OF MY K/DR WAT DO RPG NREDS HAV? EXPERIENC PER LIGTYEAR? LOL DO ONLY RPG I GIV A SIHT ABOT IS ROKET PROPELD GRENADS

I WIHS B/C DATS MY FAVE CHAR I MENE I LUV HO DEY FLESED OUT HIS STOREY N MAD HIM A GUD CHAR N STUF LIK TAHT MY ONYL COMPLAIT IS TAHT DEY DIDT GIV HIM A LITE SABER CHANESAW ARM DAT WUD BE COL

TAHTS RITE N STUF IK TAHT IF ITS NOT FPS ITS NOT RELE GENER WEL MABE SUM EXEPTIONS BUT I DONT NO

I RELLY HAT TEHM RPGS (MORE LIK RPGABARGE RITE LOOOOL) B/C THIER NERD STUF 4 WUSY LOSRS N TEHY MAK U HAV TO WATE N STUF I DONT WANT 2 WIAT N SIHT LIK TAHT I WANT TO PRES DA TRIGER N SHOT SOM BITHES NOT TAHT DUMAS STUF W/ DA NUMERS DAT U HAV 2 WATE N STUF TEHRS NO SCOPIN OR SHOTIN U HAV 2 THIK NSTED OF JSUT LININ UP A CIRCL OVR A HED N PRESIN A BUTON 2 SNIPE N I RELLY HATE TAHT N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE N DA HEROS R RELLY GRILY N STUF TEHY DONT HAV MUSLES SHOWIN N HOLIN GUNS N STUF NO DEY JUTS USE SORDS N STUF N NOT DA BADAS KIND DA KIND DEY KIL DRANOGS W/ N SIHT DATS RELLY DUMM N STUF Y CANT RPGS JUTS BE RAEL GENER LIK FPS N STUF? EVEN WOROSE IS DA MUSIC ITS LIK RELLY GOD N STUF WICH PISES ME OFF LIK LOOK AT IT PISES ME OF B/C ITS ON SUM DUMAS RPG N NOT DA SONDTRAC TO SHOOTIN ALEINS OR ZOMBES OR ALEIN ZOMBS DAT WUD BE RELLY COOL N STUF LIK TAHT U NO I TINK ILL WILL GO PLY CAL OF DUTY N HALO AT SAM TIME PRETEDIN TEHRE DA SAM GAME NOW N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE

Since Zoop has a new avatar, a new piece of art inspired by it is in order! I present my latest Magnum Opus... Zoop 2.0 Continuing my critically-acclaimed Power Tool Ponies series, I present to you the latest incarnation of Zoop, as a Woodchippercorn. Look at excellent details, from the majesty of the mighty wood chips flying forth from the mouth of this glorious piece, to the subtle touches like the wheel that supports his wood-chipping posterior. I put great detail into his facial expression. You could say he's looking rather chipper, yes, quite. As always, input is appreciated as long as you're telling me I'm a master of the visual arts.

I LUUUUUVE COMIC SANDS ITS THA BEST FNOT TEHIR IS N I RELLY LIK IT N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE N STUF LIK TAHT.

I can personally say that Capsized is good. Side scrolling keyboard-mouse/controller (Pretty sure there was controller support, can't remember, it's been a while) platforming shooter. Kinda Half-Life-ish, kinda Metroid-ish. The visuals are interesting to look at, and very alien, which is a good thing considering it's an alien planet and all. Under default controls, the mouse aims and fires, WASD moves and number keys cycle through weapons. You've got a jetpack, and a grappling hook, which add quite a bit of variety to the gameplay. I'd recommend it. I'd buy the bundle if I had a means to. Ironically, I've got quite a bit of money in my Steam wallet, but no means of buying anything online other than on Steam. Oh well, I've got a lot of unplayed games anyway, no biggie.

DEY WANT TEHRE GRILY PUZLE GAMS N CASAUL GAMES N STUF LIK TAHT U NO AND IGNRO HIM HES ONE OF DOSE GRAMER NERDS

N BY POSICLE U MENE WEENER RITE? LOOL

WATS RTS IS TAHT SUM NEW FPS TYPE? I BET ITS "ROCKETS TITTIES SHOTGUNS" RITE B/C TAHT'D BE RELLY COOL

DATS GOD IT MENES UR A RELE GAMR UNLIK DOSE PPL HO PLAY PLATFROMSER BECUS DA ONLY RELE GAMES R FPSESS N PPL HO SAY BETIN GAMS LIK SUPER MATE BOY (MORE LIKE GAMETE BOY LOL) AND I WANA BE DA GUY ARE WUSY LOSRS HO PROBLY CODNT BETE CALOF DUTY. @MYCARHASMUSTASHE ARE U 1 OF TEHM GRAMER NREDS? @BONYHART UR RITE LETS GET A VAN (BUT NOT DA KIND NINTEDO SOCER MOMS USE) N DRIV AROND BURNIN DA FAKE GAMES DATD B COLL N STUF LIK TAHT U NO

I THNIK TAHT FPSES AR THE BEST GENERS B/C U CAN SHOOT PPL N STUF LIK DAT SO I LUVE FPSES B/C AL DA MANSTREME ONS 2DAY ARE TH SAM AND SHIT LIK TAHT U KNO N I CAN PRTED TEHY R AL DA SAME SERIS BCUS THEY PARCITALY AR LOK AT DA FANS OF DAT SHITY BANO-KAZOEY SERIES TEHY SAY DEY WISH IT WAS STIL GOIN ON 4 SUM RESIN BUT WIT MODREN FPSES I PRETED TEHY ALL 1 SERIS LIK I SAD EARLIR SO ILL WILL NEVER BE SAD WEN 1 SERIS END I HAT HAVIN 2 GET USD 2 NEW STUF LIK DAT SHITY NINETUDO DAT DUS DA STIPUD STUF TEHY CAL INOVATIN DAT MENES TEHRE GAMS ARENT AL CAL OF WARFIELDUTYLO N I CANOT JUST SHOTO THE GOMBASS N KOPAS WIT A MACIN GUN COM 2 THIKN OF IT MY LITLE PONEY NEDES A FRIST PESRON SHOTER MABE UD BE FITIN CRYSALS N HER CHANGLINS WUD BE TURNIN INTO PONEYS N SIHT N UD HAV 2 SHOT TEHM DED N IT WUD BE RATED E 4 EVOR1 TAHTD BE RELLY COLL

Just beat Mega Man 5 in a single sitting, continuing my playthrough of the series. It's really good. I'd say it's a bit easier than the previous games in the series. Beat makes the final boss easy as pie. Game's still a good challenge though. Graphics are excellent as well, I'd say it's one of the best-looking games on the NES. Needless to say, I'd recommend it. Next up: Mega Man 6!

I KNO RIGT? DEM ZEDLA GAMES AR GRILY N NAMED AFTER A PRINCES TEHY ALSO HAV COLORS LIK GRENE N SHIT WEN GUD GRAPICS R GLOSY MEN IN SEPAITONE

I KNOW RITE? U CANT EVEN CHANESAW DEM STUPD GOMBASS LOL N HO DO U EVEN USE DAT FUKEN FIR WAPON I MENE IT JUTS MAD DE ENEMIS FAL OF DA SCRENE TEHY DIDNT BRUTS INTO FLEME N STUF LIK TAHT

I KNO RITE I TEL IT LIK IT IS UNLIK DOSE PPL HO DONT SAY TAHT FPSES AR DA ONLY RELE GENER AND STUFF DEY CAL IT PROFESIANLISM N BEIN SMRAT BUT I CAL IT BEIN A DUMAS LOL

SO LOTS OF PPL SAY TAHT DA GOLDN AG OF GAMIN IS OVR N DAT CREATIVY IN MANSTREME GAMES IS DED N STUF WEL I TINK TAHTS A GUD TING U NO Y? BCUS B4 DA AGE OF XBOX N STUF LIK TAHT VERY FEW GAMS WERE FPSES I MEAN WEN DOOM WAS CRATED IN 19993 AL GAMS FROM TAHT PONIT SHUD HAV BEN FPESES BUT DEY WERENT TEHY WERE MAKIN PLATFOMRES N STUF WICH ARNT EVEN FPSES DA ONLY RELE GENER I MENE Y WER GAMES LIK DOKNEY KONG CUONTRY BEIN MAD N 1994 WEN FPSES WER MAD N 1993?

HALO BEIN A TV SHO IS GUNA BE FUKEN SWEET N SHIT DO ANY OF TOHSE PALYSTATON (MORE LIK PAYSTATON B/C THEY HAVE TOW PAY FOR GAMS THAT ARENT HALO N COD) HAVE TV SHOWS ABOUT HALO MEN NO THE DONT TAHTS STIPUD

DATS RIGTH PONESLAYR DUSNT JUST DO PONEIS ANYMROE NSTED PONESLAYR IS GUNA BE DOIN VIDEO GAME STUF TAHT MEANS COMENTRY ON NEWS N REVEWS N OTEHR STUF RELATDE TOO VEDIO GAMES TO STRAT: WTF IS WIT DA HATE FRO THE XBOXONE ON DA INTRNET ITS NAME IS RELLY COLL N THA KINNEKT IS RELLY FUKEN AWSOM IMMA GONNA LUV BEIN FORSD 2 USE IT N STUF LIK TAHT U NO ALSO DOSE PC GAMERS R TTLY DUMASES LOL B/C GAMIN IS STUF U DO ON CONSOLS N PCS ARNT CONSOLS SO PC GAMERS ARENT RELE GAMERS NEWAYS IM LOKIN FROWAD TOO WATHCIN MANLY SPROTS ON MY XBOX LIK A RELE GAMER

Just beat Mega Man 4. I decided recently that I should play through all the main series Mega Man games, since I can and I'd only ever beaten 1 and 2 before I started my quest of epic proportions. As you'd expect from a Mega Man game, it's really good. Didn't really have any parts that made me want to rip my hair out, though the fact that the final Wily fight was easier than the 2-form Wily fight a stage before it was kinda odd. Every single classic Mega Man game I play makes me hate current-day Capcom even more.