Ron Jeremy

^Yeah, in that case, there wouldn't be much point in having the exact same game twice. Buying games again is best when there's a version for another platform that has different levels, or the version you have is a digital download (HD remake, straight port, etc.) and you want the physical copy of the older version for you collection.

Dead cat is actually decent in some circumstances. If you're playing a character who starts with 1 heart and find it before finding any health-up treasures/pills/eternal hearts, you can grab it with no penalty. Sure, your health will revert to 1 if you die, but you still lose nothing for grabbing it, and it can potentially mean the difference between winning and losing. Oh, and you can exploit devil rooms with it.

This is a game I got a long time ago in a bundle, that I never played until recently. This is another one of those cases where I regret not touching it for so long because it's so good. It's a platformer. Your only action, other than activating computers/teleporters/etc. and talking to the other characters, is reversing gravity. You cannot jump. This makes getting through rooms interesting, because an obstacle you could just jump over in a different game requires you to think to get past it. The game is difficult in some parts, but the controls (arrows/WASD, space) feel natural, and tight. There is some momentum, but yet again, it feels natural. Game's puzzles require a fair amount of thought, and many of them timing, with moving enemies and platforms. You have checkpoints placed before and after every puzzle, and infinite lives. You will be thankful for these. There are 20 shiny trinkets you can obtain hidden throughout the map, and these will require more thought than ordinary progression. The hardest one's room names actually taunt you. "Your Bitter Tears...Delicious" indeed. But the difficulty never reaches IWTBTG-level frustration. When you lose, you feel like it's your fault, that you messed up. It doesn't pull cheap moves on you, and with infinite lives and checkpoints, you do not have to constantly replay a part just to try a hard part again. However, if you choose to try to beat the whole game without a single death... I wish you luck. The game features a simple, pleasing-to-the-eye Atari/Commodore/other-machine-from-the-era art style, that works really well for it. Its soundtrack consist of . So, what do I say? I definitely suggest buying this one. Normal cost is $5 on Steam, you support the indie scene, get a good amount of gameplay in the main mode, and you also have other modes such as time trial and flipped mode that extend the gameplay. I regret putting off playing this one as long as I did.

SUGAR PULM UR GUD BCUZ U AGRE WIT ME

WAT NO CHEDER SUX

IDK LOL ITS A FAD OR SUMTIN SO IM POSTIN MY OPINOIN WEL IDK MY OPINON ON CHESE IS DAT CHEDER ISNT DAT GUD BUT DAT CHESE DATS WIHTE WIT DA HOLS IN IT IS RELY GUD STUF N STUF LIK TAHT U NO

I know right?! Gotta go fast to kill Sonic but also make sure he has a tortured past!!!!

@, I should've named him "strgg srty". Would've kinda gone with the theme well. Also, if enough people want a fic about this guy written, I'll do it. ­ ­

Epic Fetus is one of my favorites, though since it's pretty much "click things to kill things", it gets pretty mindless when you have it. Technology 1, 2, Ipecac, Mom's Knife, and Cupid's Arrow are a few other offensive items I like. Even better than those are certain combinations, like Mom's Pill Bottle and the PHD, which guarantees you a steady flow of healing/stat increasing pills.

He is not ADORABLE is is POWERFUL he is angsty and cool like SEPHIROTH and he can use his BLOOD to be a NINJA

He is not pretty he is MANLY and BADASS he could KILL CELESTIA if he wanted to.

Kinda the point. @@Zoop, no.

For many years, Chainsaw Bouffant's half-brother has hidden in secret, plotting his attack on Equestria. He was created by Dr. Robotnik to fight Sonic, and made with the DNA of Princess Celestia, Discord and Zecora (he's called Chainsaw Bouffant's brother for dramatic reasons) and he is out to kill. He is the ultimate badass, but is also deep and angsty. He uses his extreme killing move by cutting his wrist with a razor, and his blood turns into kunai that he throws at ponies. He isn't a blank flank: His stripes are made up of billions of different cutie marks. His name is... DEADLY KILLER

DATS GUD I GEUS

I DIDT KIK HER I PUNCED HER U WUSY LOSR

ITS TRU I SAW TAHT TEHRS SUM TING ABOT APLEJAK GOIN ON SO I SED DIS BECUS OF DAT N STUF LOL REMEBER WEN I WUS A HATUR N I PUNCHD TAHT GRIL HO WAS GIVIN OT SAMPLS OF DAT APLEJAKS CERAL TAHT WUS FUNY LOL

Ponies? In the next episode? Bullcrap. Next you'll be saying there's going to be voice acting.