Ron Jeremy

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The Binding of Isaac.... where do I begin? There's so much to say about this game. To start with, I'm going to put a bit of a disclaimer. This game has been called "blasphemous" by certain publications, etc., due to its nature. If this offends you, please back out. I'm simply talking about the game. This game is a roguelike with Zelda-like elements that become obvious within seconds of first playing it. Having randomized room layouts, map layouts, enemies, items, etc. etc., you can sink many hours into this game before you get bored with it. The game features grotesque imagery and "cutesy" imagery, and I think it works well for it. Its art style is unique, and it keeps the game from looking bland. The scenery, though it doesn't have Xenoblade Chronicles-level beauty, is far from ugly, unless it's trying to be. You do see the same things again and again though, but that's a genre issue, and not an issue with the game specifically. Soundtrack accompanies the setting and imagery well. Composed by Danny Baranowsky, who did the music for Super Meat Boy as well. Memorable, and if you own the soundtrack, you'll definitely be listening to it well after you've stopped playing the game. I suck at wording the reasons I like certain pieces of music, but I like this game's music because, well, it's passive at the right times, and fast-paced at the right times. Gameplay difficulty fluctuates. Generally, the game is pretty difficult, but not impossible. Occasional cheap deaths can ensue, with certain room layout, enemy spawn and item combinations. Most of the time, when you die, you feel like it's your fault though, which is a good thing. Sometimes, the game can become insanely easy to the point of it becoming boring, when you happen to obtain one of the freak item combinations that makes you practically invincible, or get a combination that makes you 1shot any non-boss enemy. This doesn't happen often, though. So yeah, lots of variety here. I would definitely suggest this game. I got it a long time ago, and to this day I still fire it up sometimes. With additional endings, the game playing different every time due to level layouts and items, multiple characters with different playstyles, a (cheap) DLC that adds more variables to the random factors (new items, enemies, endings, floor types, etc.), you'll definitely get your money's worth out of this game.

Can't tell if sarcastic or not... Anyways, guess I'll clarify. I didn't do this as an attack towards anypony or anything. I did it because I noticed a bit of a trend going and decided to (humorously) chime in on it.

I'm gonna be totally rude and, instead of commenting on your entry, comment on how it's entry 1337. Just look at the URL.

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Such hate and bias. Athiesm just means somebody doesn't believe god/whatever exists. Athiesm doesn't mean "Misanthropic hedonist". What if I walked up to you and said all Christains are gullible and believe in fairy tales? It wouldn't be polite, would it? Because you're doing a similar thing here. I'm an Athiest, and I believe in right and wrong. The fact I don't believe god exists doesn't mean that part of my brain is fried. I'm just going to hold back and end my comment here.

Ooh, that looks nice. Though, I might have to agree with the others about the posing of the hooves. Her posture would make more sense if she was laying down, but the shadow (and the original artwork you used as a source) indicates she's standing. Meh, I don't know if I'm making sense. Maybe it's just my own weird perception seeing a fault that isn't there, idk. It's very well-drawn. Well, since you asked so nicely... Note that I'm doing this because I was asked. I do not want it to look like I am hijacking this thread in any way,

Mkay, I'm starting to piece this situation together more. @, since I think it's you, can you please acknowledge me and maybe shoot me a PM explaining why you dislike me so? I'm not mad, really. I'm just curious. I don't think I've ever done anything offensive here.

Somepony thinks I'm a stuck-up asshole? I'd like to kindly ask for this person to directly address me instead of saying such things behind my back. That would be more polite. At least "mention" me or something.

Can somepony clue me in on this discussion about me that is occuring, that I was notified of when a post of mine was quoted?

I'm obsessed about keeping my hardware in good shape, so I don't throw controllers. If it's an online game, I just get annoyed, sometimes venting my annoyance in chat if it's an absolute bullcrap kill (blind lucksman spamming headshot in TF2, etc.) In offline games, it depends on circumstances. If I lose at a boss or area I've been trying for hours, I gradually get more and more annoyed, to the point where I take a break and come at it fresh a few hours later, because my frustration is making me fail more. If it's an absolute bullcrap thing killing me, such as an unpredictable pattern for an unavoidable attack, etc., I admit I've been brought to yelling.

What... what is that?

I think so.

This isn't Nibblers' OC, but it's a piece that, had I not made it, the world of art would have been done an injustice. So, I was navigating the Steam store earlier, when I saw a picture. This picture was incomplete. As an artist, I had to complete this picture, or I would know no peace. Comments on this masterpiece are appreciated. ­

See man? Bad stuff. You're an aspiring artist who is capable of being better than me, ya hear? Me and the boys, we can't have that happening. So, we gotta stop you here. Badaboom. Capiche? Canoli. Yes, I just jumped from "gangsta" to mobster.

Hey. Horrible drawing is my turf, man. Bad things happen to people who tread on my turf, ya hear? *cracks knuckles* (to be honest, it doesn't look too bad)

So, lately, I've been playing that game that happens to share its name with Zoop of MLPforums. And, well, I've got stuff to say about it. The games work like this: You have a square in the middle of the screen, and a colored arrow in that square, on a grid. You control this arrow. Stacks of colored pieces come from all four directions, and you fire yourself at same-colored pieces to clear them. When you fire yourself and hit a differently-colored piece, you switch your color for that piece's color. It's a simple concept. You've got your bonuses and combos and such. I included a screenshot from Wikipedia to get the idea across. For a while, the game is fun. It's simple, but it keeps you entertained. I'd describe the music as, well, elevator music, but for this genre, it works. After all, for a game like this, epic guitar riffs would make concentration difficult. But then you hit the bad. In a game like Tetris, the game speeds up gradually. After a lot of playing, you finally hit the highest speed, but you've been gradually brought into it. In Zoop, the game feels like it gets too fast too soon. You have piles building up on all sides, and they get going fast early on, and it gets extremely difficult to keep up. There's just too much to process at once. And when you get to higher levels, the colors of the playing field start getting.... wonky. You have multiple colored squares, with white dots on them. For a puzzle game that has you keeping focused on all sides of the screen, this is not good. This gives you a headache. I am literally sitting here with a headache from Zoop. So, would I recommend Zoop? No. I mean, I wanted to like this game. I can feel an interesting concept here, but it just feels like it was executed horribly. If you collect to play, avoid this game, unless, like me, you can get it really cheap.