Ron Jeremy

Uhm, no. That's an image. "Image macros" is the meme.

I detect sarcasm. I was trying to be helpful.

No, you didn't make a meme. You made a comic. "Pony comics" would be the meme in this case, what you made would be a comic that falls under that meme. Just correcting ya.

Only game I can really say I'm really looking forward to is Treasure Adventure World, which is going to be a remake of Treasure Adventure Game, which is up there on my favorite-games-ever list. Seeing how Treasure Adventure Game is freeware, I'm totally gonna be buying Treasure Adventure World when it comes out. Good to see the developer finally getting some money for a great game. Other than that, not really looking forward to any games. I stick to old games for the most part.

You. You're the kind of player the game needs more of. If Valve would pull their heads out of their asses, they'd add a "Opt out of standard crate drops" option. But they think if we get slammed with crates every 0.05 seconds we're gonna go waste our money on keys.

You only have to buy one thing, anything, from the cash shop. You might to buy something just once to get your account premium. Gives you more inventory space, so crates won't be as much of a nuisance, and you can get cosmetic items in your drops.

"We have 3D and HD! There's no reason to make 8/16/whatever-bit style games!" That mentality pisses me off. Following that logic, because Photoshop exists, there's no reason to draw, or paint. Following that logic, because MIDIs exist, there's no reason to plan an instrument. It's a stylistic choice, damn. "If you play indie games you're a hipster!" Sure, there's hipster shit in indie gaming, but there's a ton of that crap in the games churned out by big companies fueled by the "imagination" of a board of directors arguing about what to exclude and include because of "demographics". Bioshock, which tries too hard too hard to be meaningful and deep and angsty to hide the fact it's a clunky FPS, for example. "If you play retro games you're a hipster!" That might make sense, if it weren't for the fact that retro gaming is anything but obscure. Sorry if liking actual gameplay over firing blindly and waiting for a magical invisible fairy to heal me is "hipster". If anything, you could reverse the logic and say that people who say this are hipsters because "The NES is too mainstream". "OMG GENWUNNER HIPSTER NOSTALGIATARD PLAY THE NEW POKEMON GAMES" Sorry, but no. The creativity's gone, and at this point they're just beating a dead horse. The Pokemon don't even look like Pokemon anymore. They look like Neopets and Digimon. In my opinion, G3 was the last original generation. Now, they just try to copy the design features of old Pokemon (OMG SLAP TWO MORE HEADS ON IT! THAT WORKED BEFORE!) because the creativity ran dry and they can't think of anything new. People have a right to an opinion. Don't flip out when a lot of us dislike the direction Pokemon went. Not everybody has to have the same opinion, geez. Both sides have problems, but I'll say most of the Pokemon "new vs. old" drama begins when somebody says something about "those crappy old games". "This game is bad because a "internet reviewer" said it is!" I see this a lot, especially with AVGN. Sure, he does some reviewing, but remember, above all, he's a comedian. He's going to exaggerate things. James Rolfe is an actor. The AVGN is a character. Form your own opinions. Some of the games these "reviewers" do videos on are actually enjoyable.

OMG UR A FUKEN HATER GO DIE N A FIR B/C U FUKEN HATE PONEYS N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE

OMG U WANT 2 FITE WEL I CAN DO TAHT B/C U WONT FUKEN LOVE N TOLRAT

VIVA DA REVOLUTIN N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE

So, I recently expanded my gaming collection again, since I had the money. Watch as I egotistically brag about the ill-advised purchases. Mega Man X7: I've been on a Mega Man binge lately, and I got the chance to get X7, so I went ahead. I know it's known as a bad game, but I'm willing to give it a shot. Mega Man X8: Kind of the same with X7, but I haven't heard much bad about it. I'd also like to be able to have played all the Mega Man X games to date if/when Mega Man X9 comes out. In a so-so condition Hollywood Video case. Mega Man 8: It's in pretty bad condition, but it was only two dollars. Case is beat up, missing the manual, but I didn't have a copy of it so why not? Donkey Konga: It was cheap, and I got the bongos controller from a garage sale years ago for dirt cheap, with the only damage being minor mouse damage on the cord. Figured since it was a few bucks I might as well get the game so I can actually use the bongos controller. Not in the picture: Basketball for the Atari 2600. Was at a thrift store. Was cheap. Why not? Also, not in the picture: Jak X: Combat Racing. Because cheap.

Opinions and internet mix as well baking soda and vinegar. A lot of the time, at least. You've got people who think their opinion makes them superior, and you've also got people who refuse to acknowledge anybody else's opinion. Frequently the same people.

Argh. The "Love and tolerance" crap is pretty dumb in this context. There are some things that, yeah, they piss you off. Yeah, they're sick. Sick fucks like this who would wear raid a dumpster for a used diaper deserve no tolerance, especially ones who would openly talk about it like there's absolutely nothing wrong with stealing a piss-soaked diaper from a garbage can and wearing it. They deserve to be laughed at for being disgusting creeps. You should react by being sickened while laughing at the pitiful scumbags.

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