Ron Jeremy

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So, I've finally been getting around to playing my unplayed games on Steam, and I realized I still had Half-Life 2: Episode Three, unplayed. I assumed it came from the Half-Life Complete pack I bought a while back and I just forgot about it. So, I played through the game, and the gameplay felt awkward. I'll give credit where credit is due and say that the gravity and dimension-jumping puzzles were impressive, but the time travel puzzles, especially the ones involving Chell and the portal gun were just too complicated to be enjoyable. And don't get me started on the story. For the first quarter of the game, it just progresses like you'd expect after the end of Episode Two. After the first quarter, there's this big war and it turns out that Gordon was never even human to begin with, and that's the reason he can't speak. Talk about jumping the shark. What was the icing on the cake, however, was the ending. So, was I the only one disappointed by Episode Three? I can't find any reviews or anything online, so I'm guessing it just fell into obscurity.

Ban Rool? Why? He's the best Kremling King we've ever had.

A thread about cult classics and nobody mentioned The Toxic Avenger, or Troma in general? You should all be ashamed of yourselves. D: But yeah, I like a lot of cult classics. Not because they're cult classics, though. Because I find them enjoyable. If I specifically liked something because it was a cult classic, that would make me some kind of hipster. Because non-cult classics are too mainstream. <_< Anyways, for video games, do Earthbound and Ys count?

On that subject, I've been thinking that I need to start raising my own livestock. There are no certifications on packaging that guarantee that meat has been processed in a Meatetarian-safe manner, so I don't know if I'm breaking the Meatetarian Ethical Code when I eat meat purchased from the grocery store. How do I know they actually replaced the cow's blood with acid while it was alive, instead of just using meat tenderizer to make it tender? How do I know the chicken I'm eating has been forced to watch its chicks be flayed so it's traumatized to Meatetarian standards?

Back in the day, you just had to change your name so it ended in "oop".

That's it! You've made Noise the Hedgetaur so angry that he's gone Super Chaosaiyan! King Joe stands no chance! He will destroy King Joe, and all the worlds along with him!

It is on! Noise the Hedgetaur wants to rule Equestria, Mobius and the human world and King Joe is his sworn nemesis because he wants it all for himself! Noise the Hedgetaur's wives are Winona and Derpy and Noise the Hedgetaur is furious that Derpy is cheating on him! So furious that his anger has awoken has latent ability to use the legendary Chaosamehameharingan!

Can I have permission to make him the nemesis of my own OC, Noise the Hedgetaur? Several of King Joe's ambitions conflict with those of Noise the Hedgetaur.

Super Meat Boy on the PC is excellent for beginners. PC (on Steam), platformer. NES perfect-for-beginners games: Ninja Gaiden, a platformer. Castlevania 1 through 3, platformers. SNES perfect-for-beginners games: Gradius III, Mega Man X3.

After seeing the wealth of amazing OCs here on the forums, I felt like I needed to create a new OC that represents who I really am, as well as the fandom. After hours of drawing and planning, I finally created a new representation of the fandom, of myself. Meet Noise the Hedgetaur. That's my inner Hedgetaur. Traditional Sonic OCs and pony OCs cannot represent my inner spirit, so I had to create a new being, one that will shatter the cage of my spirit by revealing to it its true form. I set my spirit free.

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