Ron Jeremy

Same works for pony OCs. Take one of the mane 6. Change color, name.

You've been feeding him zinc supplements? That's a big no-no! Take him to a vet immediately! If not, he may continue his transformation and become a poorly-drawn Sonic-recolor OC.

Hmm. Transformation isn't normal for a chainsawlicorn, unless it's Super Saiyan. What have you been feeding him?

Giraffes? Hover platforms? Grappling hooks? What kind of insane ideas are these? The solution is clearly rocket jumping.

Due to (nonexistent) popular demand, I have decided to create a guide to raising chainsawlicorns. What is a chainsawlicorn, you ask? Chainsawlicorns are the ultimate ponies. They have chainsaw tails, and unicorn horns, though they usually manage to cut their horns off accidentally. They are the strongest beings in existence, so proceed with caution. Obtaining a chainsawlicorn Obtaining a chainsawlicorn is quite easy. You must draw a picture or write a fiction in which Sonic the Hedgehog is Sephiroth's boyfriend, and post it online. When the Sonic and Final Fantasy fangirls see it, their screams will create a rip in space and time, allowing a young chainsawlicorn to slip through. Food What do chainsawlicorns eat? Simple, actually. They eat habenero chilies, whole pizzas and nacho cheese You must dump a pound of habeneros on a pizza, roll the pizza up like a burrito, slather it in nacho cheese and present it to your chainsawlicorn. They need a lot of grease to oil their chainsaw tails. You may notice your chainsawlicorn nibbling on pieces of metal. They have to do this to grow their chainsaw tails. If you don't want them gnawing on your plumbing/etc. then take them to a scrap yard every week. Grooming Your chainsawlicorn's hair will require maintenance, though they are capable of performing most of this themselves. They will favor "big" hairstyles, such as bouffants and afros. Do not question them. Never give them a haircut. If their hair is cut, they lose their power. Misc. info If taken care of, your chainsawlicorn will live for eternity. As your chainsawlicorn matures, it may desire to leave your home. Allow it to, because part of a chainsawlicorn's purpose in life is to learn that they have a backstory involving being created by a video game/anime villain, and that they have to fight (insert girly-boy villain here) to avenge the death of a parent/relative/sensei/etc. If a chainsawlicorn is not allowed to do this, they go insane and transform into Sephiroth, and another chainsawlicorn must defeat them. Feel free to ask any questions you may have about chainsawlicorns. I will answer them to the best of my ability.

Why specifically games on the Steam platform? Anyways... TF2. Been playing it for years. I mean, no matter how many crappy updates and crappy crutch weapons *cougcoughlibertylaunchercoughcough* it gets, it will still be TF2. Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath. More people need to know about this game. The single most unique shooter I have ever played. It got an HD update recently. Seriously, if unique shooters are your thing, go get it. Not gonna describe it more because, honestly, it's better to just see it yourself. Trine 1-2. Great platformers with physics-based puzzles, as well as gorgeous graphics and beautiful music. Ys: The Oath in Felghana. Kickass game in a kickass series. Best way to describe it would be a hybrid of the Zelda series and the Mana series. Spent a lot of time in this game, probably gonna spend more and beat it on the highest difficulty some day. Bastion. One of those game's that's just amazing to look at, listen to, and play. I honestly don't get how it gets away with calling itself indie when it was published by Warner Bros., but it's still an amazing game with replay value. The Binding of Isaac. I love this game, but it's not for everypony. It's, uh, controversial nature, along with its difficulty, makes it one of those games you either love or hate. Tons of replay value here. I have no shame in admitting I've logged nearly 70 hours in this beast. Shank. This game is one of those ones that I feel doesn't get enough attention. It's a side-scrolling beat-'em-up, like the old-kind. Its comic-book artstyle, actual existence of a story, and good voice acting pile on top of its great gameplay to make it a game people -like me- who enjoy the genre should play. It has a sequel, but I don't have it. That's just my personal list of my favorite Steam games. I might be forgetting to list one or two, but meh, if I keep going on about games on the Steam platform that I love, I might start sounding like an advertisement and be boring to read.

Decided to Google Images my name now that I'm KKR again, so here we go. Apparently I'm a sports team?

Who is best zebra?

... It's a "minimalist PONESLAYR". I thought it was funny. If anypony has any suggestions for subjects for a comic, send 'em my way. I'll listen.

BRONEY COMIX 18 IS OT N I GO ON N BE AL CLASY N PILOSPECAL N STUF LIK TAHT. Hypocrisy never gets old, does it? Yes, I do intend the next one to be his "fanfic". You have been warned. You may back out now if you wish to keep your sanity intact. IN BRONEY COMIX 19 I SHO U AL MY FAV FANFIC N STUF U SHUD RELY CHEK IT OT ITS RELY KEWL N STUF LIK TAHT I... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Wait, no I'm not, because it's hilarious. Well, at least I think it is. Who am I kidding, I'm probably the one one on the planet who can read it. xD DA 20TH 1 EXITSTS NWO N STUF I should be making these regularly again, now. Which is a good thing, isn't it? I've been busy, so the time I've been free to do stuff, I haven't wanted to spend it on making these D: Also, I just want to say that I don't have some hidden agenda or ulterior motive with these latest ones. Looking back, I guess it might look like I do, but honestly, I'm just making them about -that- subject because it's funny. SO LIK UM UH I MAD DA SPECAL COMIC ITS A BIRTDAY SPECAL 4 DA FUROMS N STUF LIK TAHT BECUS I CAN N ITS FRE LOL ALSO AN ANONSMINT So yeah. Gonna get back to making BRONEY COMIX. Can you believe it's almost been a month since the last one? Jeez. That'll teach me to be lazy, right? IN DA COMIC 21 I TRY 2 APLOGIZ 2 DA WAL MRAT LADY N STUF Yes, I realize I made a typo in the panel that isn't supposed to have a typo. It's because I turn my brain off when making these.

Amazing thread here. One of those little-guy-gets-the-trophy stories. *ahem* Now for my wall of text. Gonna be a lot longer than my post in the unofficial thread. Though I wasn't a member here at launch (joined December 23), this place has still had an impact on my life. I won't lie, this place, and the people here, have helped me through depression, even if they didn't know they were. Before I joined this place, I kept to myself, only really talking to a couple people online, and that was only now and then. I was a prick, eventually falling to a point where I was trolling forums and such for my own amusement. But then, due to a twist of events, I watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then wanted to discuss it with others, found this place through Google, and joined. In past forums I had been on, I was treated like garbage. Won't elaborate on that since it's kinda frustrating to, but yeah, I was very pleasantly surprised that I was accepted into this community with open arms. Not trying to sound sappy, but this forum kind of restored my faith in humanity. Since then, I've been a fairly active member here. While I'm not extremely active, I like to think that what I do post either makes somepony laugh, or adds something to the discussion. So, in that way, I feel like I contribute to the forums. Sure, I was a chat mod before the chat closed down, then a sectional mod for a while, but meh, I've always wished I could throw a few bucks this place's way as a thank you. Part of it's the fact I'm kinda greedy and usually use my spendable money on adding to my gaming collection, and part of it's the fact that I don't have Paypal or anything. Feld0, you've achieved something amazing here. You, along with the mods, have brought us a well-moderated, clean, beautiful-looking, active forum for the discussion of our favorite cartoon featuring the lives of colorful fantastical equines. In my opinion, this is the best forum on the internet. The community is the best I've ever seen. I've never seen a member who I would call a "jerk", not counting trolls, who were banned quickly by the previously-mentioned moderators. Keeping a forum of this size clean takes a lot of work, and you all do it well. Not gonna do many specific member shoutouts because it would make this post 50 feet long, but I can do a few. Chigens: You rock, woohoo! Platinum Rook: You are best sniper. Vicke: We don't talk much, but you rock too. Woohoo! Zoop: We don't really chat much, but you're a pretty cool guy. /) In conclusion, congratulations on one year of existence, MLPforums! May you, and we, the members, see many more anniversaries. I look forward to seeing the evolution this place goes through as time goes by.

SO UM YA HAPEY BIRTDAY 2 DA FUROMS N STUF I SAW OTEHR PPL WER BLOGIN DA THRED SO I DID 2 SO YA HAPEY BRITHDYA 2 DA KEWLEST PLAC ON DA INTRENT

Your banner rocks! Woohoo! You can count on me to be here next time the forum's birthday rolls around, unless I'm dead by then or something.

What's wrong? Don't have a gold account?

Welcome to the forums, Silver Soul. Woo, another Applejack fan! Others already said it but I'm still going to: Stick around, there's lots to do here. You won't get bored anytime soon, that's for sure! I too disliked the fandom for a while due to my first impressions being bad ones. But then one day I ended up watching it and loved it. It's a pretty common scenario actually.

Welcome to the forums Bananashy! More Rarity fans are always nice. That is a really long post you've got there. Stick around the forums, post when you want to and stuff. If you've written any fanfiction you want to share, then share it. /)