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Ever since I became a Meatetarian, it has been my dream to consume as much meat as possible at one moment. So far, my best has been eating raw steaks while a tube going down my throat is pumping pureed rabbit directly into my stomach. How can I improve my performance?

I think I'm having muscle spasms now. I hadn't stopped cringing from the last video.

Thirded.

That's probably the guy all the "haters" see every single fan as. ...Yeah, seeing how many people take the show way too seriously, I don't blame them.

I beat Mega Man X2 again today. I realized that if you beat Wire Sponge's stage first then go straight to Wheel Alligator's stage, if you're patient and quick you can get the X Buster upgrade without getting the leg upgrade first if you use Strike Chain to grab the ledge and quickly climb up before you slide off. Pretty nifty.

Alright then, they need to do a game for the backstories of all the interesting characters introduced in Mega Man X: Command Mission. The reason I specifically said Steel Massimo is because he's my favorite of the characters introduced in the game, and they gave him just enough plot and character development to leave you interested in him. But yeah, I'd like to see Mega Man X: Command Mission return, at least in some form. Though we all know if modern Capcom made it, all the interesting characters would be DLC.

I swear, you've gotta be the only other person I've talked to online who says they've played Command Mission. It's really an underrated game. I've always wanted to see Steel Massimo get his own game, giving some more backstory. I wasn't really ripping on the Anniversary collection, I was just saying there are better ways to play the games. The Gamecube version's actually on my shelf. And you should totally try to pick up at least the rest of the SNES trilogy of the Mega Man X games, or the X collection if you can. I wish Capcom would pull their heads out of their behinds and get around to making a Mega Man X9, that is to the X series what Mega Man 9 is to the classic series. Oh, well, the fans will have to pick up the slack.

The Mega Man series, counting all series under the Mega Man series, is massive. So, I decided to make a thread to discuss it. Any series. Mega Man, X, Zero, ZX, Legends, Battle Network, Star Force, you name it. Discuss the games, the plot, the future of the series, etc. Now, some information for those staring at this thread wondering what I'm going on about. Q: What is Mega Man? A: Mega Man (Rockman in Japan) is a long-running series, mostly consisting of run-and-gun platformers, though there are also games in the series that are RPGs, even sports. The series has many sub series, with the original Mega Man series being called Mega Man Classic to distinguish it from the whole Mega Man series. Mega Man X takes place some time after Mega Man Classic, Mega Man Zero takes place some time after Mega Man X, etc. etc. Q: How can I play the Mega Man games? A: Hunt them down! There have been compilations released, and the originals pop up at garage sales and thrift stores from time to time. A word of warning: Avoid the Mega Man anniversary collection, since its controls are really wonky and the games run poorly and have been heavily altered. X collection's pretty good though Q: Why are these games so hard? A: Because you need to get better at them, silly! Though, seriously, some of the games do have rather difficult spots here and there, though there's nothing a little practice can't get you past.

A bit belated, but what is everybody's opinion on Valve finally combating idling? Personally, while I can see where they're coming from with it, they kind of shot their own foot by hurting idling like that. When people were making tons of idling accounts, they had to buy from the "micro" transaction shop in order to get those accounts set up for use. When the market came out, some of those items were getting listed on the market, which meant when somebody purchased those items, the Steam cut and the TF2 cut was taking a good chunk of that money again. Multiply that by thousands (If I remember correctly, wasn't it estimated at one point that 30% or so of the TF2 players were actually idling accounts?) and it adds up fast. To me, it seems like a rather shady move to wait until after those people have spent that money to step in. Kinda hurts the "I'm not just another greedy corporation! I'm your friend!" image that so many people seem to think they have. Anyways, here are the latest patch notes.

Head h returns once again. Head h demands followers. Head h will not die.

Something you have to remember when preparing Meatetarian-safe food. Has the animal suffered enough? We humans, sadly, are restricted, because we have this silly "conscience" thing. So, how do you get around that? An animal torture robot, of course! With an animal torture robot, your conscience won't keep you from inflicting such torture as burnings and whippings anymore! And if PETA complains, you can honestly say you didn't do it!

Good to see you subscribe to the superior Meatetarian ethics. You can if you want to, I guess. Milk is also Meatetarian-safe because it comes from exploited cows and goats.

Ah, yes. The milk of exploited cows. It's the reason cheeseburgers are one of the staples of a healthy Meatetarian diet. I have a problem. There are times when, you're going to have to eat some plant matter. Such as stir fry, and soup such as vegetable beef soup and potato soup. The question is, when is this not okay? How can one easily tell when their morality is being compromised by eating too many vegetables? Also, I propose a new rule on vegetables. Under the circumstance of you eating the vegetable preventing a hungry animal from eating that vegetable, the vegetable is deemed safe for Meatetarians.