Ron Jeremy

I kinda agree, but there's a point where satire can become worse than what it's satirizing. I like making them, but they pull attention from other blog entries, especially because they bump other blog entries off the "Recent Blog Entries" thing. Maybe I'll keep making them, but post them in the less active hours. That seems like a good balance. Or maybe just make them less frequently.

IT RELLY PISES ME OF WEN SUM SIHTY VIDOE GAM TAHT ISNT A RELE GAM U NO AN FPS DECEDIS 2 HAV GUD MUSIC I MENE Y DONT TEHY PUT SIHTY MUSIC N TEHM B/C TEHR SIHTY FAKE VIDOE GAMES LOK AT YS (WTF IS AN YS IS IT SHORT 4 YOU SUK LOL) DA GAMES R FAK NOT EVN FIRST PERSON BUT TEHR MUSIC IS GUD I MENE ITS WATSED POTENTAL DAT SHUD BE ON A RELE GAME LIK HALOS OF WARDUTYGEARS NOT SUM GAME W/O GUNS N BOBOS I SHUD MAK N FPS W/ BITHCINAS MUSIC DATD BE RELLY COL N STUF BUT TEHN ID BE 1 OF DOSE NERDS HO RITES DA ONES N ZORES N STUF WY IS IT 1 AND 0 TOHS R WUSY NUMBRS Y NOT BADAS THINS LIK KIL N SHOTGUN BEIN TEHR N PLAEC OF 1 AND ZORO N ALSO IF I MAD DA GAME MYSLEF IT WUDNT BE RELE B/C IM NOT A BIG FUKEN CORPRAT PIG OR SUM SHIT SO ITD BE A LAMAS INDY GAM IN FACT U NO WAT I RELLY HAT IS WHNO Alrighty, gonna interrupt this GAMESLAYR post to say something now that I've got your attention. One of the things that annoys me most on the internet is that crap that's been churned out in 5 minutes gets more attention than something somebody really put themselves into. Sites that are mental-junk food 5-minute reads (Cracked, toptenz, etc.) flourish, because many people don't want to pay attention to something that will take them more than 5 minutes to read. And I'm contributing to this problem, here, on the forums. I've been keeping an eye on blog entries, and I've noticed a trend that annoys me. Blog entries that are quickly-made comedy bits usually get a mountain of comments, views, etc. compared to ones that the writer put a bit of effort into. This is true everywhere on the internet, really. Doesn't change the fact it's a problem. People'd rather have a quick chuckle than read somebody's opinions. So, no more GAMESLAYR. Sure, they're funny, but after coming to this realization, I feel like shit thinking about how my silly little blog entries chronicling the ramblings of an amalgamation of every negative gamer and brony stereotype imaginable is taking away attention from the sincere blog entries of others.

DO U GET 2 KIL PPL IN IT

D: The wiki page shows the Pyro doing the hadouken taunt while wearing it. That's kinda silly because one of the jokes in the Trine games is that Amadeus can't cast fireball. The update tab says "new promo items added". Wanna place bets* on what game's gonna have ugly artstyle-breaking cosmetic items put in TF2 next? My guess is whatever big overhyped "AAA" title that's in the "coming soon" tab in the Steam store at the moment. A lazy guess, but probably true. *Not a literal bet.

Usually when on the rare occasions I update this dumb blog, it's either a wall of text about a subject, or egotistical bragging about things I've acquired for my gaming collection. Not today, however. Today, I'm going to recommend a game I played recently. And that game is Treasure Adventure Game, a freeware indie game you can nab right now if you want to. Treasure Adventure Game is, well, exactly what the title says. But to elaborate, it's an open-world side-scrolling platformer with an emphasis on exploring and discovering things. Not going to spoil anything, but the gist of it is, you're a kid with a hook hand exploring the islands of the game's world in search of the 12 legendary treasures the game's plot is centered around. Along the way, you find tools such as the shovel and the magic bottle (which is used in many of the game's puzzles, and, depending on what you put in it, sprays water, spews fire, and other stuff). For what this game is, it's immense in depth. Finding the maps, finding the treasures, talking to NPCs, digging, diving, stumbling on things you didn't expect to, it's got a lot to it. Not to mention that its pixel art style looks great and suits it well, and its music is excellent and has a few tracks that'll definitely stick with you long after you've completed the game. It threw me off guard a bit, too. When I learned the story centers around finding 12 artifacts, I immediately thought "So, there's gonna be 12 temples, each one with a piece of equipment in it, a boss to fight, and one of the artifacts" like all games that have you collecting all the legendary/sacred/whatever [x] are. I was surprised because where these artifacts are is varied, and some of them aren't even guarded by a boss at all, but they're challenging to get in another way. The game does have a few minor flaws I noticed when playing it. One being that there's the occasional minor movement-related bug here and there. The most noticeable one I found was that if you push your boat up against an object on the water just right, its graphics will flicker between their normal size and 2x-ish larger sometimes. However, I didn't notice any major, game-breaking issues, so I wouldn't consider what bugs there are to be bad enough to drag the experience down. I first heard of the game from the free indie game bundle site, and figured it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised. More people need to play this game, seriously. Humorously, if the game wasn't freeware I'd be worried I look like a spambot, praising it and linking to it like I am.

OMG MINCRAFT IS 4 BABEYS PLAYIN A GAME W/ TEHR BLOCKS LIK BABYS DO DEY SHUD BE PLAYIN NON BABEY GAMS LIK CAL OF GERES OF DUTYWAR

OMG U NO WAT IM TALKIN ABOT BUT YA ONLY HIPSTR CONFROMSTS PLAY INDE GAMES DOSE PPL NEDE 2 PLAY RELE MANSTREM GAMS LIK A NORAML PRESON

SO LIK UM UH Y DO PPL MAK INDI GAMS I DONT GET IT LIK TEHRE NOT EVEN FPSS A LOT OF DEM TEHR PLATFORMS N STUF Y MAK INFEROR PLATFORM GEMA WEN FPS GENER EXITSS SO YA INDE GAMES R RELLY BAD N DEY SUK I MENE LOK AT VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV ITS NAM IS JUST A BUNC OF FUKEN VS ITS RELLY DUM IT SHOUD BE NAMD HALO N HAV BADAS MANLY GUY ON COVR N BE SOLD AT STOR IF IT ISNT PUBLISHD BY BIG RELE COMPNY AND SOLD AT STOR ITS A FEAK GAM INDEI GAMES ARNT EVEN RELE I MENE LOK AT CAL OF DUTY DA BSET OF DA GAMS IS IT A INDEI GAM NO SO INDI GAM MAKRES NEDE 2 FKIN DIE N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE ANOYNE HO PLAS INDY GAMES IS A FKIN HIPSTR GO BE NORML N PLAY GAMS CRAPED OUT BY BIG CORPRATINS LIK A RELE GAMER NOW IM GONA GO PLAY A RELE GAME

:/ I feel like I've done wrong and broken my ethical code. I ate a salad today. I feel violated because the person who served it to me infringed on my rights as a Meatetarian. :/ In other news, a pig died for my dinner.

Good day today :D

I KNOW RIGT TAHT WUD BE RELLY DUM

OMG DATS KINDA KEWL BUT HELIN SHUD BE DON WEN U HIDE N STUF B/C TAHTS BETER ITS MY OPININ IM RITE UR RONG END OF STOREY

DATS RELLY GUD B/C IM RITE N EVERY1 HOSE OPINOIN ISNT MINE IS RONG END OF STOREY

OMG DATS A RELLY GODO IDEA B/C ITD BE FUN WORYIN ABOT LOSIN ISNT FUN BUT RUNIN AROND YELIN N KILIN N STUF IS RELLY FUKEN KEWL TEHRE NEDES 2 BE A GAME WERE UR AMO IS INFINT N U CANT DIE N U RUN ARUND KILIN PPL

DATS DUM B/C U HAV 2 ACTUALY GO GRAB TEHM NSTED OF JSUT HIDIN BEHIND WAL N HELIN IT MAKS DA GAM HARDR N DATS STIPUD ITS GUD UR NOT ONE OF TEHM GRAMER NERDS AT LEST

AR U ONE OF TEHM GRAMER NERDS

I RELLY HATE THIS B/C NOT BEIN ABL 2 HIDE BEHIN WAL 2 HELE MENES I HAV 2 MANAG RESORSES WICH IS RELLY DUMM I SHUD JUTS BE ABL TO RUN IN GUNS BLAZIN W/O THINKIN W/ NO REPERCUSINS B/C I CAN HID BEHNID WALL N HELE I MENE LOOK AT DAT GAM DOOM FROM A MILION YAERS AGO IT LOOKS LIK ITD BE BADAS B/C ITS GOT GUNS N DEMNOS N SIHT BUT U CANT AME UP N DOWN N DA HEALT IS SIHT U HAV 2 GRAB INSTED OF IT BEIN BEHID WAL STUF I TIHNK DEY SHUD RERELSE DA GAM W/ QUIKTIME EVENTS N HELIN BEHIND WALS N LOKIN UP N DWON ASLO ITS 2 COLRFUL U NO WAT IS COLORED CASAUL GAMS LIK PEGLE N TETRES SO MAK IT N SEPIATON BUT W/ RED 2 BE MOR RELISTIC N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE

So, it's Twilight Sparkle's severed head in place of the robot's? If anybody's up for some TF2 and needs a good medic, I guess I could play a game or two. Maybe go Heavy-Medic and dominate some noobs on a Valve server or something. That'd be fun.

The botkiller weapons are pretty lame IMO. They're good for tracking stats, being Strange and all, but the dangling robot heads get annoying. I suggest getting one you like and not getting caught up in the hype to get the "best" ones. They're brilliant for Valve, though. They can just slap another head on them and call it a new weapon. $$$ It's almost like the styles system doesn't exist or something.

OMG UR ALL GRAMER NERDS

I RELLY HAT IT WEN MY FAV FUKEN WEPINS N A GAME R BEING CALED OP N STUF I MENE DOSE OP WEPONS LET ME WIN DA GAME N WEN PPL WIHN DA DEV PPL MITE TAKE TEHM OUT N DAT WUD MENE I CUDNT USE TEHM N WUD NEDE SKIL LIK 1 OF TEHM NERDS PRESONALY U NO WAT I TIHNK IS OP IS HAVIN AN OPONOIN DATS DIFRENT TEHN MINE DATS WAHT I TINK PPL SHUD JUTS HAV DA SAM OPINON AS ME OR SUMTIN OR ELS WEL I DUNO MABE ILL WIL WINE ABOUT TEHM N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAHT I MENE IN GEMAS WAHT DEY SHUD DO IS MAK IT SO DAT AL CHARS AR OP LIK N DAT MAROI NES GAME GIV DA RED GUY DA ABILTY 2 FLY OVER DA STAG N KIL BOSWER W/ 1 HIT DATS MY OPINON B/C PLAYIN DA STEGE IS BORIN

So as of late I've kept having BSODs, seemingly caused by graphics-intensive games. I decided I should crack down and find the cause of it, and eventually decided to see if it was heat causing it, so, bored, I fired up a game of TF2 on a random server and played until a bluescreen. Then, I took the side off my computer and watched the temperature go down as I set my box fan. Fired up TF2, joined a random server, and while it got hot, my processor and GPU never seemed to ever get above 74c. So, during my little test, I was playing medic and doing pretty good I'd say, all things considered. http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/921265044483075029/C880B6F544B5B781DD4CFA9E7CD3D277BB85BC17/