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  1. Seaweed:

    50% Sea

    50% Weed

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    2. Flutterstep

      Flutterstep

      Notifications:

      5% Status updates

      95% Replies to this one :muffins:

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Quote

      Kyoshi:

      50% Kyo

      50% Shi

       

      I thought it would be:

      50% Video games

      50% Pizza

    4. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Lady Butterfly:

      8% Good fight

      92% Experiencing the concept of remorseless death

  2. Lady Butterfly defeated. *breathes deeply* The stress man, the stress.

    1. Deae Rising Shine~

      Deae Rising Shine~

      *Massages back* Better?

    2. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Uh, maybe? :P I am not used to sudden massages. Or any massages for that matter. *-*

    3. CastletonSnob

      CastletonSnob

      Beating bosses in Sekiro just isn't as satisfying as it is in Dark Souls. Not for me, anyway.

       

  3. Into The Spider-Verse is pretty damn good. Some of the craziest animation I have ever seen and I mean that in the best way possible.

  4. Yeah, Sekiro is a MASSIVE downgrade from the Dark Souls series. Pathetic. From Software can do so much better than this trash, I know they can. They have before.

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    2. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Literally everything about Dark Souls is better. The combat, the variety, the bosses, the pacing, the customization. I am at a boss that I can kill without getting hit once now, but of course she has an entire second phase back to full health and that phase is almost identical to the first one, except now she has unblockable magic things that fire at you. This is trash. This kind of design is absolutely horrible compared to FromSoft's past work. It isn't fun and clearly my skill is not being rewarded, as apparently stabbing the stupid bitch in the throat after widdling her down for 10 minutes isn't enough to kill her. No, we have to have some bullshit second phase that hardly changes anything about fighting her, it just adds in unfair bullshit. Fuck this game.

    3. CastletonSnob

      CastletonSnob

      It might just be me, but Sekiro's difficulty is more annoying than fun like Dark Souls. 

    4. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Exactly. I can beat the first Dark Souls no problem, I have done 5 times with 5 different builds WITHOUT using a shield. This game? Beat a boss with no hits taken, then have the boss fight turn into a nightmare with nearly unavoidable projectiles and I simply cannot get past it. If I didn't have to do the retarded first phase every fucking time, then it wouldn't be as bad, but nooooo, FromSoft just has to pad it out as much as possible. What makes this worse, is that just because it is 'hard', everyone is saying it is perfectly fine and well designed. Bull. Shit. Just because something is extremely difficult says nothing about good design. And if I manage to do defeat her, what will my reward be? Worthless shit. Nothing more. In Dark Souls, defeating, say, Ornstein and Smough, one of the most notorious boss fights, gives you access to tons of new places, gives you the teleport, it gets you new armor and weapons, on top of a shitload of guaranteed souls. Sekiro has none of this to give the player for their effort. Maybe one shitty item and that's it. I am close to requesting a refund, this is no longer fun at all. It isn't worth it anymore.

  5. Hey pones. You ever have eerily realistic dreams that feel like real life and you swear it happened for real? Those are my dreams in a nutshell. A strange, confusing nutshell.

    1. Partialgeek514

      Partialgeek514

      I have those on occasion. It's not too uncommon for me to get confused because I thought something happened for real when it was really just in a dream.

    2. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Lucky you. :P All of my dreams are like that for some reason. Realistic real life type of stuff. It eventually makes me question reality. :lostit:

  6. I bought Sekiro, been playing it and I am not impressed. The combat is visceral and can be fun, but the overall design is total dog shit compared to something like Dark Souls 1. After 5 hours or so of playing, already Sekiro is losing me, whereas DS1 had me addicted even after multiple playthroughs. Pretty fucking disappointed.

    1. Celli

      Celli

      I already said before that it's not meant to be Dark Souls and if you went in expecting that experience than that's on you.

    2. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      I know it is not meant to be Dark Souls. The design still pales in comparison to the Souls games though.

  7. Beep boop.

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    2. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      Borp and the Beepopos sounds like a techno group. 

    3. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Genius! :D Perhaps a techno group from Poland or something. :P

    4. Castle Bleck
  8. This is a really nice song:

     

     

    1. TheRockARooster

      TheRockARooster

      The song, song, ssssssssss.omg, lolftwwtf........... ACCESS DENIED!

  9. Debating on leaving all social media sites.

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    2. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      I'm not. I was just having an extremely bad moment earlier. Was shaking and stuff. It wasn't good. But I am not leaving. I simply can't do that.

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Kyoshi

      I am *so* sorry to hear that, My Friend. I hope everything is alright now. :blush:

      *Feel Better Hugs*

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    4. Deae Rising Shine~
  10. Black Ops 4 is the worst multiplayer game I've ever played.

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    2. Flutterstep

      Flutterstep

      Gonna have to tie Black Ops 4 with Battlefield V. I’ve got them both and I’ve never felt so disappointed in a game before. I think back to when Bad Company 2 and World at War were my most favourite multiplayer games. :sunny:

    3. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Battlefield V is actually pretty good in my opinion. It has undeniable quality, even if some might not be into it. Black Ops 4 has terrible maps, terrible gameplay, specialists make no sense, incredibly annoying scorestreaks, boring progression, bad hit detection and the absolute worst monetization I have ever seen in a 'AAA' game. 

    4. Flutterstep

      Flutterstep

      Yeah the monetisation baffles me. So many people defend it for some reason. Meanwhile people rip on games that don’t deserve it.

      With Battlefield V though, I just find it so underwhelming and empty. Making a sequel to BF1 had to be the easiest thing they could do and they still made a mess with it. I feel like I’m playing an early access game.

  11. Looky look, a new signature.

     

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Awesome! B)

      You always manage to make amazing sigs for things I know nothing about. :)

    2. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      'Amazing' might be a bit of a stretch, but thank you.

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      You're Welcome, My Friend! :-D

  12. I'll always love McDonald's. Yeah, it is probably the spawn of several satans, but I still enjoy it.

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    2. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      There's a charm to McDonald's. :mlp_please:

    3. Megas

      Megas

      I'll always go to bat for their Big Macs and McDoubles

    4. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      I love their fries and nuggets. <3

  13. Hey pones. What be happening in the world of pone forum?

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    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      You don't bother me. You're one of my Best Friends. :)

    3. Deae Rising Shine~

      Deae Rising Shine~

      I'm completly useless, so the usual

    4. Sparklefan1234
  14. Would be nice if these anti-depressants actually did anything. These medicines do nothing. It is all worthless shit. Just like me.

  15. Man, Epic Games is getting quite arrogant. Well, more than they were before.

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    2. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      I mean, when the name of your company implies that every game you make is epic, that seems like an inevitable path. :-P

    3. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      Indeed. XD It is this whole Epic Games Store thing. Ever since Fortnite became the most overrated thing ever, they seem to think they can do whatever they want now. Them buying exclusivity to their store on PC is such a dick move to PC gamers. Obsidian's new game will be exclusive to the Epic store for a year. It will also be on the Windows store though because, well, Microsoft owns Obsidian now. :P But no Steam for a year. I don't game on PC at all, but I still think what they are doing isn't right.

    4. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      All these PC platforms are a joke. :scoots:

  16. Time to flip the switch. *Flips Nintendo Switch*

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    2. Partialgeek514

      Partialgeek514

      I was going to buy a Switch, but I bought a Fluttershy plush instead...

       

    3. Flutterstep

      Flutterstep

      Flip the Flutter switch :squee:

    4. Castle Bleck
  17. At this point, I am not even sure if I am convinced that depression ever truly ends. I honestly don't think it does.

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      *Feel Better Hugs*

       

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    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Depression never really does end, at least in my opinion. The best you can do is try and chin up when things look bleak.

      I don't say this to be cynical/jerkish. I say this because it's truth.

      Things can and will get better in even the worst of times. Remember, someone out there is fighting for you because they care. You're never truly alone, even if you've convinced yourself you are.

  18. Having stuff to look forward to is one of the simple yet oh so nice things.

  19. More and more I listen to these guys, the more they become a favorite of mine in the genre.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKhYuMs9BTo

  20. I just did a thing:

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  21. I like how we have both an Espeon and a Syleon in the birthdays.

  22. You know what game I still need to get? Breath of the Wild. 

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    2. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      It's a good game - well worth the purchase :)

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      After all, Mipha = bae. :wub:

    4. Passion

      Passion

      Wait, what? You? Still didn't have it? Even I emulated a PS to check it out on my PC!

  23. My dad is such a stupid fuck. I always thought I was a worthless moron, but now I realize where I probably get at least some of that from.

    1. Flutterstep

      Flutterstep

      I can relate to that comment. My Dad is a useless self-centred *too explicit for forum* moron.

    2. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      That's my dad too. But I like to think I got a lot from my mom's side.

  24. Did somebody say PIE?!

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    1. CheeryFox
    2. RainySky

      RainySky

      its the most wonderfull day for pie ! for pie !

    3. Woohoo

      Woohoo

      Classic :pinkie:

  25. Today is shit.

    1. ZethaPonderer

      ZethaPonderer

      I'm sorry to take a look at your profile at a time like this. Hope you have a better day. With the whole seeking peace inside the depths of your mind, heart, conscious/subconscious and other stuff in your life.

    2. vivishy

      vivishy

      Sorry to hear that. Hope tomorrow goes smoother.

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