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  1. Dimitri Hammer
    Known for OH HELLO!!!
  2. Dimitri Hammer
    Cheating on Dash, I'm shocked.
  3. Dimitri Hammer
    I hate you for caring then not caring about my wife. I don't know how I feel about that. Dimitri needs to think...
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    Greenhorn
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    I wish I could shade this piece of art I have, but I'm pretty bad with technology.....

  6. Dimitri Hammer
    I've got special eyes Look Motion, look with your special eyes.... MAH BRAN!!
  7. Dimitri Hammer
    I'm angry for no reason.....just because I'm a rebel.
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    You're the one trying to kiss me! Sicko, I just got kicked out of my own house!!
  10. Dimitri Hammer
    I NEED LOVE OR I'LL GO FIND A MUSKET!! I KNOW YOU GOT ONE IN HERE SOMEWHERE!! So many kisses....it's so awkward...
  11. Dimitri Hammer
    Okay!
  12. Dimitri Hammer
    Botched plastic surgery?! Whatever do you mean?! It was just a facelift....
  13. Dimitri Hammer
    "Comrade, I need a place to stay....the wife kicked me out." Then I'd break down into a deep depressing cry......for several days... Comrade Motion....sure definitely.....I don't mind...
  14. Dimitri Hammer
    What affair?! It's completely fine...I make out with Fluttershy and......okay maybe I need to think this over......
  15. Dimitri Hammer

    I've only played Halo CE and Halo 2.....I hope people won't yell at me....

    1. MrL0LZ

      MrL0LZ

      We won't. Halo CE was the masterpiece. We would have a higher chance to yell at you for not playing Halo CE.

    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Oh good.

  16. Dimitri Hammer
    We got a keeper here.....Fluttershy, we have a new roommate....
  17. Dimitri Hammer
    That might work......maybe. Depends on if you like really big mustaches..... It's the beard.....everyone finds it mesmerizing.
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    10/10 I'm not so good at the shading. I'm not very good with technology, is a miracle that I can even get it on computer. Good idea though, I'll see if I can ask someone.....
  19. Dimitri Hammer
    Stop trying to kiss me while I'm trying to choke you already!!
  20. Dimitri Hammer
    I hope not..
  21. Dimitri Hammer
    My beard would stop the bullet.....also..l YOU TALKIN' BOUT MY WIFE?!
  22. Dimitri Hammer
    Maybe......you need practice....
  23. Dimitri Hammer
    Were you going to shoot me?! Hello there......
  24. Dimitri Hammer
    Is okay, but not the best I've ever gotten...
  25. Dimitri Hammer
    She's learning from the best. *Sniff* I'm such a bad influence.....
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