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  1. Dimitri Hammer
    "WHAT WAS THAT FLUTTERSHY? KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
  2. Dimitri Hammer
    RUN COWARD!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
  3. Dimitri Hammer
    I know we have a good history of friendship, but.......this....is.....not cool man. A Hug works just fine...
  4. Dimitri Hammer
    Then why'd you just kiss me?!
  5. Dimitri Hammer

    Hey comrades, make me a catchphrase and I will be a happy Russian...... XD

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    2. miygaiya

      miygaiya

      <3

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      Dimitri Hammer

      He is the reason I hate jokes.....

    4. miygaiya

      miygaiya

      </3

  6. Dimitri Hammer
    Sexy times?
  7. Dimitri Hammer
    SWAG MEETS CLASS!!
  8. Dimitri Hammer
    I love you too bro....but not like that.
  9. Dimitri Hammer

    Going outside, be back later.

  10. Dimitri Hammer
    SHE IS REALLY TIRED AND I DON'T WANT TO WAKE HER UP!! CUDDLING AND KISSING TIME IS IN THREE HOURS!
  11. Dimitri Hammer
    Eww
  12. Dimitri Hammer
    Yes, yes you are.
  13. Dimitri Hammer
    More....more...MORE....MORE!!! And you're not my wife!
  14. Dimitri Hammer
    Axe Cop.....best comic ever.
  15. Dimitri Hammer
    How many times do I need to say it?? I don't mind it....
  16. Dimitri Hammer
    Dat ass, that's my ass.
  17. Dimitri Hammer
    Well hello friendly!
  18. Dimitri Hammer
    What's that? Scooby.....that you?!
  19. Dimitri Hammer
    At least you're not a Hazmat worker.
  20. Dimitri Hammer
    Less filter...
  21. Dimitri Hammer
    I hope you survive the onslaught of beard hairs then, because I want that Sandvich.
  22. Dimitri Hammer
    I'm only competitive in love. Anything else, I'm a relaxed guy. When I lose any kind of game I don't get upset, I don't scream. I congratulate the person who won. (Unless is the computer, then I just go whatever)
  23. Dimitri Hammer
    I hope you choke on my beard hairs......
  24. Dimitri Hammer
    Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins”
  25. Dimitri Hammer
    Keep the mask on....
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