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  1. Dimitri Hammer
    Sounds good SOVIET BEAR HUGS!!
  2. Dimitri Hammer
    10/10 I am everywhere, and I am nowhere.
  3. Dimitri Hammer
    How'd you do that?
  4. Dimitri Hammer
    And now we hug like comrades.
  5. Dimitri Hammer
    ☭ /10 Because I'm the most communist user of all time.
  6. Dimitri Hammer
    10000000/10 Duh....it's so cool,
  7. Dimitri Hammer
    I'm straight......but lets hug now...
  8. Dimitri Hammer
    Oh dear Marx....
  9. Dimitri Hammer
    Hmm 10/10 Because I'm a nice guy.
  10. Dimitri Hammer
    I.....I have nothing to do at the moment. 10/10
  11. Dimitri Hammer
    10/10
  12. Dimitri Hammer
    This neck tattoo was PAINFUL as all hell.
  13. Dimitri Hammer
    6/10 Meh, seems plain.
  14. Dimitri Hammer
    You have no idea what you've started.... As for above, I don't hate you..I don't even know you...
  15. Dimitri Hammer
    I've seen you before 10/10
  16. Dimitri Hammer
    Too late, I'm already taken man...
  17. Dimitri Hammer
    I hate you for something
  18. Dimitri Hammer
    You said what about my wife?! I hate you because your blood will be difficult to remove from my clothes.
  19. Dimitri Hammer
    9/10 No....10/10 Yep
  20. Dimitri Hammer
    You just broke Sovestrian rule....good thing we are in Equestria.
  21. Dimitri Hammer
    If there's someone behind me, I hope your Will is ready. 'Cause I am going to bucking kill you.
  22. Dimitri Hammer

    My damn ankle, still all screwed up! Doctor says "No working with your injury." I headbutted him into submission then proceeded to go to work.

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    2. Motion Spark

      Motion Spark

      five of 10

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      That's......good comeback....

    4. Motion Spark

      Motion Spark

      :D
  23. Dimitri Hammer
    Dammit, are you drunk too?!
  24. Dimitri Hammer
    16/10 No...more Engels' Epic Moustache /10
  25. Dimitri Hammer
    I hate you for saying I'm overly harsh. I'm a teddy bear!!
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