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Dimitri Hammer

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  1. The need to hurt people increases for me everyday. I really need to start boxing more like I used to.

  2. Oh, isn't life wondrous. Especially when you hear other people begging for theirs.

    1. ParsoOfEquestria

      ParsoOfEquestria

      "whats that? 'please, i beg you, dont kill me'? sorry I cant hear you over this chainsaw"

  3. My God, 1920's lingo is hard to use....

    1. Zygen

      Zygen

      Thats why I stick to regular old English, well and on occasions my country terms and stuff comes in :P.

  4. That Russian gentleman was rather brutish I say. My replacing of him seems much more pleasant.

    1. longgone

      longgone

      No man Strikes Me With Impunity

       

      And you just struck me...

    2. MelancholicMemory

      MelancholicMemory

      You, sir, are awesome

  5. What a strange day this is. Technology really is the future....I'll have to invest more then...

  6. Quite a interesting day, Old Sport.

    1. Zygen

      Zygen

      April fools day is always interesting.. Atleast :P.

    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Seems so chap.

  7. I feel it's time for me to try my hand at dating. Seven years and I've been depressed and alone. Seems to be working just fine though...years...I'll keep being alone. Works better.

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    2. Zygen

      Zygen

      *If you need anything I'm here for ya!

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      I never had to deal with acne as a kid. My brother had it pretty bad, and he's fine now. He's pretty much constantly getting women...well...sometimes. His advances are a little inappropriate XD

       

      Well thank you :D

    4. Zygen

      Zygen

      Lucky :P. I have tons of it, and it doesn't like to go away like ever >_>. plus its kinda itchy.

       

      I'm to shy for.. Inappropriate approaches xD and I have no real intentions of them anyways.

       

      And your welcome :).

  8. Well, that was fun. Three hours is long enough.

  9. April fools day! I have myself a severe gash! Damn slippery knife!

    1. ParsoOfEquestria

      ParsoOfEquestria

      I got one of them whilst trying to play Five Finger Fillet with a wood chisel XD

    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      I was coincidentally doing the same with my pocket knife...

  10. I'm getting married :D

    1. Friendship_Cannon

      Friendship_Cannon

      nice, man (nice ._.)

    2. Naught Important

      Naught Important

      NOOOO MAN YOU ARE MAKING A GIANT MISTAKE WOMEN RUIN YOU LIFE AND - JK, Congratulations!

  11. Ah, damn I'm probably not going to sleep well tonight now...

  12. Life is good for me now! Got my brother with me, a nice job, a nice house, and now I'm in a relationship with someone. Finally I'm achieving what I thought impossible.

    1. Zygen

      Zygen

      Well if you say your lifes going good then I'd say its going good! Glad to hear your happy! If you ever need anything I'm still here for you! Hope things stay well for you!

    2. ParsoOfEquestria

      ParsoOfEquestria

      glad to hear things are lightening up, mate

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Yeah, no more stupid depressive comments from me!

  13. Is any better feeling than being drunk? Yeah there is but I can not find it XD

    1. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Yeah. It's called being sober.

    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Sober? That is for people who are "happy" with themselves my dear friend.

  14. Ever since I lost my wife I knew I'd never love again. Here's to being alone. I'm going to go have a nice drink now.

    1. Zygen

      Zygen

      You won't be alone forever Dimitri! You can find love again, maybe not today or tomorrow or even a while down the road, but you can do it!

       

      Besides your not alone, you've got your amazing friends with you, both the online ones and offline ones!

  15. And then I was confused. Fin.

  16. My Easter is in May...

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Not for Eastern Orthodox...

    3. The Soldier

      The Soldier

      My friend is speakin' in fancy!

    4. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Classy, fancy language :P

      Нет...

  17. Anyone else a little excited for that Gatsby movie in May? I hope it turns out to be good. Already read the book about a billion times XP

    1. Fubz

      Fubz

      Yes :P I studied the book this year, really liked it. Also DiCaprio is so handsome.

  18. My God, only been three hours and I'm back to being happy. My happiness increased to about 500% in such a short time :D :D :D

  19. Well, I accidentally put a hole in a wall today out of sheer anger. Wonderful day today, I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me. I'll probably break something else too.

    1. Zygen

      Zygen

      Sorry to hear.. But don't be discouraged, i'm sure tomorrow will be better! :).

       

      If you need anyone to talk to I'm here for ya, just remember.

    2. Nohbdy

      Nohbdy

      I've said this before, but remind me never to get on your bad side

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      I can't even remember what made me so angry. I never get angry. I'm usually a very timid guy, it might be surprising to hear, but I rarely get angry ever.

  20. America...DAMN IT'S CONFUSING. I miss Russia so much, but then again this country isn't 100% horrid. Can't even go back home even if I wanted to anyway. Better make the best of this place.

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    2. Zygen

      Zygen

      @Dimitri True. Gonna have to agree with you for the most part. Americans can be quite ignorant and stuck up. And the also seem to think they can do whatever they like at times. Not all of them are like that, but sadly a good majority are.

      I agree with you on the language to, heck I was terrible at English until like last year honestly, and I've lived here my whole life. I'm still bad at it really.

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Is such a weird place. Like Kyoshi said, celebrity worshipping is all I see all the time! I don't care what "X" celebrity did with "Y" celebrity!

      It isn't all bad. I've met very considerate and loving American people, and they've become the best friends I've ever had, but compared to Russia most people in american seem just more rude.

    4. Zygen

      Zygen

      I'm gonna have to agree, I think people in America just like i said tend to have a ignorant and i'm the best attitude. Also yeah Celebrities are really to big a part in America.. I don't even care about them honestly.

      I've never been to Russia or any other country for that matter so I know nothing about them, that said no countries perfect I guess. I honestly think a good bit of the world is kinda ignorant anyways, but there is good people in it.

  21. I'm nearly 100% sure my life will end up like Van Gogh's. I'm going to probably kill myself in my late thirties. Well, until then I might as well have as much fun as possible!

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Well, my random bouts of depressive moments are getting more constant and I've lived a full life before I even turned twenty-five so I think by the time I'm in my thirties I'll go completely crazy and go into a deep depression. Nothing I can control, so I might as well have fun until then. I've been to several countries, I had my dream job and my soulmate for a short period of time and eventually lost both of those but it was enjoyable while it lasted.

    3. Zygen

      Zygen

      True, but still thats not to say your depressive moments aren't going to get better. Heck I know I didn't have them to your extent, but I did have depressive moments that got worse and worse a while back, but I've had less and less of those now. Don't give up. If you need to I'm happy to talk to you and see what I can do to help.

      Its your life, you can control it and nobody else can in the end, I'm hoping for ya till the very end though!

    4. Fizz.

      Fizz.

      I'm sorry all that happened. I see where you're coming from, however. I'm not sure why, I'm not particularly depressed or any of that, but I myself can't see me living past my 40s, whether it be getting killed or suicide. Anyway, I hope the future holds something great, and maybe you'll find someone else to love. Good luck Dimitri.

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