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  1. Dimitri Hammer

    Work time.....

  2. Dimitri Hammer

    Why do I love him so much ;_;

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    2. longgone

      longgone

      I dinnae ken. Frankly I don't see what you to have in common, am I missing something? Ah well...

       

      *Bad Romance plays*

    3. TheBronyHeart

      TheBronyHeart

      ?

    4. longgone

      longgone

      I be guessin' ye dinnae ken how tae speak the scot's-english?

  3. Dimitri Hammer

    Workout time :D

    1. BoopMan

      BoopMan

      Bane is ready.

  4. Dimitri Hammer

    Time for work...

    1. RazzyJam

      RazzyJam

      Feels

    2. Concord

      Concord

      Time for rest...

       

      Good luck!

  5. Dimitri Hammer

    Yeah, there are shards of glass in my arm. I think now is a good time to sleep, goodnight comrades.

    1. Jadefire

      Jadefire

      I recommend removing the glass first before attempting sleep.

    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Where is challenge in that....

  6. Dimitri Hammer

    Well, I don't know about you guys, but I just cut myself deep....

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Thank you, same to you Comrade.

  7. Dimitri Hammer

    I'm happy that I don't understand every English word...... This country is explicit as hell o_o

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Out of the things I have encountered on here. It's not all bad I guess.

    3. Twiliscael

      Twiliscael

      This site is nowhere near as bad as it gets out there in the wild.

    4. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Nope, not at all.

  8. Dimitri Hammer

    I just broke another mirror....dammit...my emotions like to take over easily....I'm going to sleep before I hurt myself or something.

  9. Dimitri Hammer

    Pain feels so good.

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    2. Homura Akemi

      Homura Akemi

      You're the only one I know who likes it.

    3. Otter

      Otter

      No he's not.

    4. Homura Akemi

      Homura Akemi

      That I know.

  10. Dimitri Hammer

    My God, that Avatar :3

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    2. Lightning Fluttershy

      Lightning Fluttershy

      She's a real cutie! ^_^

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Да, very much so :D

    4. Lightning Fluttershy

      Lightning Fluttershy

      ^.^

  11. Dimitri Hammer

    o_O I like maids...

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    2. lardbobobo

      lardbobobo

      what kind of maid isn't huggable?

    3. Radiance64

      Radiance64

      ^an iron maid? :/

    4. lardbobobo

      lardbobobo

      Are you kidding me I would totally hug one of those

       

  12. Dimitri Hammer

    My eyes...they feel cheap and dirty now! I NEED FLUTTERSHY D:

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    2. longgone

      longgone

      @Dehmitrih Can I go ahead and plan the arrangements?

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      If you want to die, then yes.

    4. longgone

      longgone

      Twilight, wedding's off..yeah...sorry...I know, kk, bye.

       

      ERIN GO BRAH und Gut Nacht!

  13. Dimitri Hammer

    Damn car accidents...my friends are like little children!

  14. Dimitri Hammer

    I have a Union Suit....time to workout!

  15. Dimitri Hammer

    Well I'm tired, goodnight comrades.

    1. Fubz

      Fubz

      *wakes up* ok g'night then :P

    2. MiStErUnMeRry

      MiStErUnMeRry

      Good night, comrade

    3. Concord

      Concord

      Good night?! Good night?! It's only 3:55pm!

       

      Meh, what the heck. G'night! :3

  16. Dimitri Hammer

    Ever get that feeling that you want to drive a machete through a man's skull? You do? Have you ever done it? No? Well that's too bad....

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    2. sLORT

      sLORT

      "One man with a gun can control a hundred without one"-Vladimir Lenin

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      One of my less liked quotations by my personal hero.

    4. MiStErUnMeRry

      MiStErUnMeRry

      Yes, Comrade. Something like that I have done. It is something I would suggest you avoid doing or even humoring, even if you feel and think it is the right course of action.

       

  17. Dimitri Hammer

    Life is very traumatizing, hits a person like a semi-truck. I hate temptation...

    1. VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      this is where i would say to life: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  18. Dimitri Hammer

    Comrade, happy birthday to you! :D

    1. MatrixChicken

      MatrixChicken

      Thanks... Comrade... xD

  19. Dimitri Hammer

    The Union Suit is one the better things Americans have created.

  20. Dimitri Hammer

    Well last night turned for the worst...why am I the person my friends call when they need help...?

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Is true, I'll never deny helping them...but some things I just can't do.

    3. Bruno ©

      Bruno ©

      because you the best !

    4. Bruno ©

      Bruno ©

      are

  21. Dimitri Hammer

    I'm a Communist, don't hate me for what you don't understand about it. Maybe if you actually let me explain myself, then I'll respect your views but until then I don't care for your opinion.

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Well, I've been surrounded with the communist ideals since I was born. Born in the Soviet Union, my father was a EX-KGB agent and a veteran from the Afghanistan war with the USSR. He's a supporter of communism and I leaned everything about it from him, books, my grandfather, teachers, and just studying for years.

    3. Beat Shock

      Beat Shock

      Although my beliefs are pretty much opposite from Communism, it still does not affect how I view you as a person! :)

    4. MiStErUnMeRry

      MiStErUnMeRry

      I hate politics but I love you, Comrade.

  22. Dimitri Hammer

    The proletariat will rise. The bourgeois will fall. All we need is a incorruptible leader.

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      *Ring, Ring* Got one...

    3. duidamasterXD

      duidamasterXD

      Really?

    4. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      If I was an American citizen, I'd gladly rise up to become the Leader of my Bolshevik party....

       

      I'm not bragging in saying that I'm "pure", because I'm not pure at all. But when it comes to social equality I would never fall to corruption or any sort of bribery.

  23. Dimitri Hammer

    Well....off to work..Я буду скучать по разговаривал с моим братом. Я его очень люблю :3

    1. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Goodbye comrade! Don't.....don't translate what I said....

  24. Dimitri Hammer

    Which tactical minds do you think would win in a land battle with even geography for both sides? U.S Grant and Sherman or Alexander the Great and Dwight D. Eisenhower XD

  25. Dimitri Hammer

    Why do I not have a shirt on?? XD

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    2. Acoustic Cloud

      Acoustic Cloud

      Then continue doing what it is you are doing 'till your heart's content.

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Yay! Time to be naked XP

    4. Acoustic Cloud

      Acoustic Cloud

      haha, ummmm you do that...

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