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Dimitri Hammer

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  1. No point in staying on any longer...I should actually "work" tomorrow XD Goodnight Comrades.

  2. I have the urge to drink, but know that I shouldn't.....hmm..conflict...

    1. Jadefire

      Jadefire

      Drink.

       

      ...lemonade.

    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Who keeps lemonade around the house? XP

  3. My brother really likes to brag...

    1. Ron Jeremy

      Ron Jeremy

      Then I guess you should orchestrate a plan in which you group together with your friends and pretend to be a single individual so you can make him feel obsolete and leave him crushed.

    2. duidamasterXD

      duidamasterXD

      That always works...

      I'm sorry though, I know it can be pretty irritating.

  4. Oh, oh, yes. Best dream of 2013 had :D

  5. For some reason I feel as if my heart has been torn out of my chest, and my soul is screaming in agony. Such a display of penitence for something I do not even know. I will sleep now before it becomes worse....goodnight.

    1. Solar Wind

      Solar Wind

      Comrade...

       

      What has happened?

    2. Otter

      Otter

      Good night.

  6. Johnny Cash and Vodka really makes the pain go away when there's no one to comfort me...

    1. Scootabloom

      Scootabloom

      This song relaxes me and makes me in a good mood. :3

    2. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      Love me some Johnny Cash.

  7. My father once said that "A man who drinks excessively, is not a man at all." I've never liked my father, so screw his logic.

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    2. Nothing&NoOne

      Nothing&NoOne

      Mine was..angry.

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      As is mine. He, treated his children in horrid ways.

      I'd rather not go into it.

    4. Nothing&NoOne

      Nothing&NoOne

      I'd rather not as well. Touchy subject.

       

  8. People need to understand...I'm not a plumber dammit! I'm a handyman!

    1. Bronium

      Bronium

      Are you like Bob the Builder? Also, can you fix it?

    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Yes, yes I can XP

  9. Nightmares...why are they always about loved ones for me?? ;___;

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Well, maybe going to work will be good for me.

       

      Thank you for the help comrade.

    3. Flicker Sweet

      Flicker Sweet

      anytime brother. :)

      I'll keep you in my prayers

    4. That One Techpriest You Used To Know

      That One Techpriest You Used To Know

      I feel bad for you... sorry, Comrade.

  10. Three cheers for drinking heavily late at night...

  11. Out of all characters in film, games and (dare I say?) literature, Max Payne is my personal favorite.

  12. I didn't accidentally hurt myself today :D such an accomplishment!

    1. null1

      null1

      Great success!

    2. Bruno ©

      Bruno ©

      misson accomplished!

    3. Jadefire

      Jadefire

      Achievement Unlocked!

  13. After working all day, it's time to workout...

  14. Work today was boring. I had to fix a roof that "caved-in" because of a tree branch falling on it.

  15. Okay, I need to comb my beard and exercise before I feel all lazy.

    1. Discovery Dream

      Discovery Dream

      I need to go out and exercise, too.

  16. Horrible damn nightmare. God this one was bad...

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    2. longgone

      longgone

      Perhaps defending Fluttershy's honor will cheer you up?

    3. Dimitri Hammer
    4. longgone

      longgone

      Da? Splendid!

       

       

  17. No point in staying on anymore. Goodnight comrades.

  18. Workout time...again!

  19. I have stopped smoking now :D

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Either that or I'll start drinking more....

    3. Acoustic Cloud
    4. Wubsie

      Wubsie

      Nice that you've stopped smoking. :3

  20. I just realized I haven't had a smoke since Early December...

  21. Beard surprisingly tame this morning. Thank Lenin...

  22. I can't tell if I had a nightmare or a cool dream...

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