Dimitri Hammer

I'm holding out for a hero till the morning's light!
- January 5, 2013
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2. Discovery Dream
  
  He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight...
  
  January 5, 2013
3. Dimitri Hammer
  
  Too bad
  
  January 5, 2013
4. Dimitri Hammer
  
  @Bluebell There we go
  
  January 5, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Either I'm crazy or Fluttershy is moving around on her own....
- January 4, 2013
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2. Dashicorn
  
  Devour your soul with kindness maybe? Cant imagine Fluttershy as a demon but have a sudden urge to see a pick of a demonic flutter shy :/
  
  January 4, 2013
3. Count Paradox
  
  wait, what is happening??????
  
  January 4, 2013
4. Dashicorn
  
  I … I dont rightly know. :/
  
  January 4, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Oh God nightmare...
- January 4, 2013
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2. Master Blade the Bearded
  
  Amen! Tangled beards can ruin any day.
  
  January 4, 2013
3. Dimitri Hammer
  
  Tell me about it...nothing worse than waking up and having my beard all knotted up and twisted.
  
  January 4, 2013
4. That One Techpriest You Used To Know
  
  Luckily, I do not have a beard. But I feel for you. I have this nice mustache that gets tangled...
  
  January 4, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Goodnight comrades.
- January 4, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

I really want to start boxing again.....I wish there was a fight club in my area.
- January 3, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Oh Burnside, your sideburns radiate excellence. Too bad you didn't have a full beard like Union General Caldwell....or any numerous Confederate general...
- January 3, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Yeah, goodnight comrades. Got something crazy to do tomorrow.
- January 3, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Time to enjoy....a salad.....
- January 3, 2013
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2. Dimitri Hammer
  
  English is not my first language, I apologize.
  
  January 3, 2013
3. TheDayTerror
  
  No matter! The important thing is, now you know. And knowing is 52.7% of the battle. G.I. DAYTERRRROOOORRRR.
  
  January 3, 2013
4. longgone
  
  I don't like salad
  
  I'm not a herbabore. My diet is 70% meat, 20% being snack, 10% being fruit % liquid
  
  January 3, 2013
Dimitri Hammer
- January 3, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

I must plan for the revolution......actually I need to go hug Fluttershy while I sip my coffee...
- January 3, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

All this fighting over who's the #1 pony fan. It's completely...good....WE SHOULD HAVE A RUMBLE!!!!
- January 3, 2013
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2. Dimitri Hammer
  
  No weapons, just bare hands.
  
  January 3, 2013
3. Acoustic Cloud
  
  alright sounds good!
  
  January 3, 2013
4. Flicker Sweet
  
  *tableflips*
  
  I wash my hands of this retardedness
  
  January 3, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

When people make art of Dimitri it makes me tear up and go "It's so nice, I'm not worth that."
- January 2, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Fluttershy snuggle time nows....
- January 2, 2013
1. spas-ticShotty
  
  AJ snuggle time for me
  
  January 2, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Bad dreams, just hate them. My bad dreams are always just past memories too...never anything I created in my head.
- January 2, 2013
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2. Viscra Maelstrom
  
  *hugs*
  
  January 2, 2013
3. Dimitri Hammer
  
  Yay
  
  Thank you comrade.
  
  January 2, 2013
4. Viscra Maelstrom
  
  you're welcome. bad dreams is best countered with affekshun. :3
  
  January 2, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Sleeping snuggling times. Goodnight comrades.
- January 2, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

I think my brother just randomly buys video games without reading about them. I don't even know what this "Dragon Ball Z" thing is...
- January 2, 2013
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2. longgone
  
  Oh I have a DBZ thing yoou might enjoy,
  
  January 2, 2013
3. Dimitri Hammer
  
  Dear Lenin.....
  
  January 2, 2013
4. longgone
  
  Too...adorable? Cute? Asian? Foreign? Amazing?
  
  January 2, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

I think I have a problem
- January 2, 2013
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2. longgone
  
  When ever you get the urge to get hammered, stare at fluttershy's dissapointment face for a good 5 mintues or so.
  
  January 2, 2013
3. Dimitri Hammer
  
  Seems like a fool-proof plan.
  
  January 2, 2013
4. longgone
  
  Indeed
  
  January 2, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

I can not remember last night that much....
- January 1, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Need more Fluttershy and Dimitri drawings, but I'm not an artist!
- January 1, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Best alcohol induced dream ever!
- January 1, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Not mix wine and Vodka, it screws mind. Two bottles I messed up little bit XD
- January 1, 2013
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2. Motion Spark
  
  Love you too Dim sweet dreams ;D
  
  January 1, 2013
3. Dimitri Hammer
  
  Almost forgot, have sweet dreams too angel.
  
  Love you very much and goodnight.
  
  January 1, 2013
4. Motion Spark
  
  I don't think im sleeping soon
  
  January 1, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Cute=Sexy in my opinion. Attractive it is. True love is when I want to cuddle and hold on to someone forever....like Fluttershy :3
- January 1, 2013
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2. Dimitri Hammer
  
  .....Come...come on guys...
  
  January 1, 2013
3. spas-ticShotty
  
  Mention the word "sexy" and of course I'm bound to pop up.
  
  January 1, 2013
4. Viscra Maelstrom
  
  hey, i only responded to spoon's question.
  
  January 1, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

TIME TO GET WINE!!
- January 1, 2013
1. longgone
  
  Just get blackberry brandy, my company gets drunk on it at every event XD
  
  January 1, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

My brother just bought a weird game. "Dragon Ball Z?"
- January 1, 2013
Dimitri Hammer

Fluttershy and I are going for a nap now then a nice workout.
- December 31, 2012

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