1. Help her then snack on a few apples with her
2. Change the screen, burn computer, send her to her room
3. Take her off my head, hold her in my arms, and snuggle with her
4. Stop her and explain to her why picking on poor Spikey Wikey is wrong
5. Surprisingly, she'd make a good jedi...
6. Slowly back out of the room
7. Watch movie, watch another movie... basically, watch movies all day.
8. Pull over, offer her a ride, and take her anyplace she wanted to go... maybe stop off somewhere and get something to eat too
9. Get out of my car, knock on