Luckily this forum game doesn't go by normal game principles. It's simply a matter on who is in fact last, and whoever is last poster wins. The very title states that clearly. So looking at it in its most logical perspective, I can very well say that I win at this very moment in time, for at this very second, this is technically the last post.
However, going by that same logic....everyone who has ever posted here wins, since at the time they posted, they were the last.
We all win, and we are all continuously winning.
You can never lose in this game because logically such failure doesn't exist.
This....this is nothing but win no matter what!
Sincerely, the Doctor